Flare Dancer


Location: Texas. Truly the most embarrassing thing about the USA, and that's saying something.

Joined Mar 06, 2012 at 12:15PM EST



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If you came to thumb down my images or complain about how they’re already uploaded, most of them are just reaction pics that I put in a place where I can find them.

If you comment on my page, it gets deleted after I read it. Nothing personal, just how I do things.

CURRENT BASE STATUS: All my base are belong to CATS.

Recent Activity

Commented on c20.png

Nothing has ever worked out so perfectly.

Forced to eat muffins by Derpy.

All of my internets have been given to whoever made me get born on February 6th.

Aug 10, 2012 at 11:09PM EDT

Commented on Sweetie Bane

When toast is ashes, you have my permission to get your cutie mark.

Aug 10, 2012 at 11:01PM EDT

Commented on 18e.jpg



Aug 10, 2012 at 10:59PM EDT

Commented on Chick-Fil-A Gay Marriage Controversy

I would like to speak.

(speaks over the arguments going on)

1. Chick-Fil-A is a Christian-based company, to the point where they aren’t even open on Sundays. What kind of answer were they expecting when they asked “How do you view gay rights?” That just sounds like they’re intentionally attempting to put CFA out of business.

2. I am a proud Christian. My stance is, while I do not approve of gay rights, it is their choice, and I can do nothing about it. That, I think, is CFA’s stance. However, it got twisted into “You don’t approve? You must hate. You hate? You must want them all to die. You want them all to die? You must be a hate-based company.”

Aug 10, 2012 at 05:20PM EDT

Commented on Mewthree


While this is around the internet, this in itself is not a meme. Not to mention, this article is poorly written.

Aug 10, 2012 at 11:46AM EDT

Commented on Thumbs Up If You...


They don’t even contribute anything to the video itself, which is why they’re so annoying. I typically thumb thoe comments down when I see them. Or if there’s a whole bunch of them, I report them for spam.

Aug 10, 2012 at 11:23AM EDT

Uploaded an image to his profile.

Aug 10, 2012 at 11:22AM EDT

Commented on Didn't Die Guy


But you just made it trending. Why? I have a facepalm gif that I will be using for that reason.

Aug 10, 2012 at 11:20AM EDT

Commented on Link & Zelda Confusion / What if Zelda was a girl?


You have it all wrong. The question is “What if Samus was a girl?”

Even most non-Metroid players know her name is Samus and not Metroid, but despite how many of them know some of gaming’s most awesome plot twists (Would ya kindly?), this one remains a secret, for the most part. Like it should be.

Aug 10, 2012 at 11:17AM EDT

Commented on 8-bit Gamer Luna - Blow it

I had a method for cleaning my N64 cartridges.

1. Blow on it.
2. Take a Cutip and wipe out all sides.
3. (I am not joking. This worked and I turned out completely healthy) Lick the edge of the actual computer chip. Saliva does conduct electricity, and it helps spark the reader.
4. ???

Aug 07, 2012 at 09:52AM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic


You know, it’s funny you should mention that. I can tell funny jokes too. A terrorist blows up a convoy of US soldiers. HAHAHAHA! It’s funny because it implies that terrorists are organized enough and powerful enough to take out a convoy of US soldiers.

Aug 07, 2012 at 09:44AM EDT

Commented on Scott Pilgrim

Arehexes has just attempted to Deadpool this article (What a dick!)

For those who don’t get it…

+1 Confirm

Aug 06, 2012 at 11:52AM EDT

Commented on 879

Zecora reads my diary in public.

1. I don’t have a diary. I have a journal.
2. It doesn’t rhyme.

Checkmate, bronies.

Aug 05, 2012 at 06:01PM EDT

Commented on your mother's wall

You need to change your profile pic to the BLU Spy with a file in his hands. If you don’t understand why…

Aug 05, 2012 at 05:01PM EDT

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