Flare Dancer


Location: Texas. Truly the most embarrassing thing about the USA, and that's saying something.

Joined Mar 06, 2012 at 12:15PM EST



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If you came to thumb down my images or complain about how they’re already uploaded, most of them are just reaction pics that I put in a place where I can find them.

If you comment on my page, it gets deleted after I read it. Nothing personal, just how I do things.

CURRENT BASE STATUS: All my base are belong to CATS.

Recent Activity

Commented on 2012 mlp

Everybody remain calm. the Mayans are just counting down to the release of The Hobbit.

Jul 01, 2012 at 01:56PM EDT

Commented on 淡定

Uhh, no.

Too short, and I literally have not seen it anywhere until now.

+1 Deadpool.

And just to infuriate people, FIRST!!!

Jul 01, 2012 at 12:21AM EDT

Commented on 25d.png

That;s funny. I can see Rainbow Dash hiding inside that random storm cloud. And I’m sure she would not appreciate you misspelling her name like that.

Jun 30, 2012 at 05:04PM EDT

Commented on 4b8.png

Still a better name than Renesmee.

But this is pretty durn sad.

Jun 30, 2012 at 04:47PM EDT

Commented on My Immortal / The Worst Fanfiction Ever

There are so many bad fanfictions out there, but this is the one that gets all the credit, even worse than “forbiden fruit the tempation of Edward Cullen,” “legolas by laura,” and “My Inner Life.”

And yet, this one truly IS the worst. While the other stories have any combination of coherent grammar, the slightest semblance of a plot, or any form of description that does NOT boil over into purple prose, this one lacks all of those, and that is why it is the worst.

Also, here’s another quote to add.

“We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da mov”

Jun 30, 2012 at 04:45PM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic


You may want to be careful who you’re calling boring and expensive. The WHOLE DAMN WORLD watches soccer (except America, for whatever reason), and that includes me. Now, why do I caution you about calling us boring and expensive? Because we’re not. Take a visit to England, Spain, or Italy and visit your neighborhood pub and you’ll see what we mean. We have chants, anthems, 90% of the world watches it, and most people are poorer than most Americans, etc.

Now then, on to Pony-related stuffs, how many of you have read the fanfic Progress (the one that’s most responsible for LunaxAbacus)? I recommend it to you guys.

Jun 30, 2012 at 10:59AM EDT

Commented on b23.png

Notice that Fluttershy has a wingboner…

Jun 30, 2012 at 12:25AM EDT

Commented on 172.jpg

OptionC: I would spend the longest time in Equestria, learnhow the Alicorns came to be (and I would sell that information to bronies for a very reasonable price, if you know what I mean, and it gives me the chance to hang with the greatest pony the world has ever seen while we work on this biography. Yes, of course, I speak of Princess Luna.

Jun 29, 2012 at 08:31PM EDT

Commented on 970

My Little Dashie feelings just arose.

Tears also arising.

Jun 29, 2012 at 08:28PM EDT

Commented on Luna Scooting

I dont care how many times this gets reposted, it’s still pretty damn adorable.

Jun 29, 2012 at 08:26PM EDT

Commented on 725.jpg

The pun with the numbers is just so terrible, I could headdesk.

Jun 29, 2012 at 08:20PM EDT

Commented on ad9.jpg

Oh I agree. Because now you’re stuck looking at all the pictures for several hours, and before you know it, you will have wasted the entire night.

Jun 29, 2012 at 08:19PM EDT

Commented on Bronies

All of this information is already on the main MLP page, like everyone else has said. Well-written article, and it does us justice, but we don’t need it.

+1 Deadpool.

Jun 29, 2012 at 08:10PM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic


There is a difference between a troll, and a poser, and you are NOT a troll. A troll is someone who attempts to waste another person’s time. A poser is someone who will attempt to pose as a member of a fandom and attempt to give it a bad name (by attempting to get us to attack the Dolanites, for example).

Also, considering we got you to reveal yourself to us (even though we already knew), we win, not you. kthxbai.

Jun 28, 2012 at 10:26PM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

I would just like to thank the bronies on this page for teaching me (at least partially) the Art of Counter-Trolling.

I just got into a huge argument with my dad, and where normally I yell back, this time I put on a blank expression and just stared straight ahead (listening intently, but not responding when he asked questions that were even the slightest bit rhetorical), not even meeting his eye while he continued to rant.

Under earlier circumstances, that argument would have gotten very messy very quickly, but I just sat there for a while until he was done, then went to my room. While he seemed to get even angrier and angrier (this was over an absolute nothing, might I add), I think I may have impressed him, considering not three months ago, I got in trouble for yelling back.

Jun 28, 2012 at 05:21PM EDT

Uploaded an image to Age Test.

Jun 28, 2012 at 12:55PM EDT

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