Flare Dancer


Location: Texas. Truly the most embarrassing thing about the USA, and that's saying something.

Joined Mar 06, 2012 at 12:15PM EST



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If you came to thumb down my images or complain about how they’re already uploaded, most of them are just reaction pics that I put in a place where I can find them.

If you comment on my page, it gets deleted after I read it. Nothing personal, just how I do things.

CURRENT BASE STATUS: All my base are belong to CATS.

Recent Activity

Commented on Twitch Plays Pokemon

Dig Rat just evolved into Raticate, meaning his stats just spiked massively. Will we see Bird Jesus gain a loyal sidekick or two (Drowzee the Keeper evolving into Hypno soon)?

Feb 20, 2014 at 09:43AM EST

Commented on Twitch Plays Pokemon

Not really. Just a million monkeys and one keyboard. Half of them are fighting over it, and the other half are flinging shit everywhere. It’s beautiful.

Feb 18, 2014 at 11:31PM EST

Commented on Twitch Plays Pokemon

Not really. Just buy a Pokedoll and use it on the Marowak ghost. That’s how I did it back in the day, and I bet that’s how they’re gonna compromise.

Feb 18, 2014 at 11:30PM EST

Commented on The Cake Is a Lie

They’re not rules you should follow, per se (except maybe Rules 1 and 2, with some others). They’re mostly the sort of rule you see in regards to scientific observation, so to speak, like principles, theorems, and laws in regards to the same.

As for following them, I just invoke them when someone breaks them. I guess that makes me the humble law-keeper of the site.

Feb 12, 2014 at 11:21AM EST

Commented on Anonymous

I’m sure DDoSing IRS channels really had a noticeable effect on Anonymous. I’m sure now they will hang up their masks for good and never lul again.

Oh who am I kidding? They’re probably already laughing at the UK like they did at HBGary.

Feb 06, 2014 at 10:12AM EST

Commented on 71d.png

There’s also a guy named Israel Kamakawewo’ole, that fat guy with the ukulele you might have seen (not to be confused with Jake Shimabakura, the fast ukulele guy).

Used to live in Hawai’i for a few years. I’m used to this thing.

Feb 06, 2014 at 09:59AM EST

Commented on Red vs. Blue

It should likely be under “Related Articles,” and probably be mentioned in the main article, but RvB itself is a separate thing.

Feb 04, 2014 at 08:49PM EST

Commented on Funny Wifi Names

Was my brother, not me. I live with my parents while I attend college. One less expense to pay, long as I maintain a 3.0. However, me and my parents have our own separate routers. Following the Linksys/Bluetooth naming, parents named theirs “No Free Wi-Fi 4 U”

Feb 04, 2014 at 08:46PM EST

Commented on League of Legends

The community never ceases to amuse me. As a whole, I think we’re easily more toxic than even CoDfags, but every now and then, we get people who can be toxic, but be funny with it. See videos below.

Feb 04, 2014 at 09:15AM EST

Commented on Funny Wifi Names

My brother named his Flutter-ShiFi, then the entire floor changed theirs to things like TwiFi Sparkle, Pinkie WieFiePie, and the like.

Then someone named theirs “C--C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!”

Feb 03, 2014 at 11:43PM EST

Commented on 50c.jpg

That would imply I wasn’t willing to give it up to Fluttershy in the first place. Or, at least Humanshy.

Feb 03, 2014 at 12:43AM EST

Commented on Super Bowl XLVIII

I like just about every sport that exists [the notable exclusions being golf, tennis, NASCAR (though the European circuits do interest me), etc.]. American Football sits down in fourth after baseball, real football, and hockey, but I still watch it and support my Niners and Patriots, even when they lose.

Feb 02, 2014 at 11:01PM EST

Commented on Super Bowl XLVIII

The MLS Cup, the championship for the least-watched professional American sports league, had a better championship this year than the most expensive, most watched, most anticipated event every year. This is why my personal preference is the Beautiful Game over American football.

Feb 02, 2014 at 10:38PM EST

Commented on Funny Wifi Names

> I name my wifi “Abraham Linksys”
> Neighbor names his “John Wilkes Bluetooth”


Feb 01, 2014 at 10:04AM EST

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