Flare Dancer


Location: Texas. Truly the most embarrassing thing about the USA, and that's saying something.

Joined Mar 06, 2012 at 12:15PM EST



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If you came to thumb down my images or complain about how they’re already uploaded, most of them are just reaction pics that I put in a place where I can find them.

If you comment on my page, it gets deleted after I read it. Nothing personal, just how I do things.

CURRENT BASE STATUS: All my base are belong to CATS.

Recent Activity

Commented on Thumbs Up If You...


They don’t even contribute anything to the video itself, which is why they’re so annoying. I typically thumb thoe comments down when I see them. Or if there’s a whole bunch of them, I report them for spam.

Aug 10, 2012 at 11:23AM EDT

Uploaded an image to his profile.

Aug 10, 2012 at 11:22AM EDT

Commented on Didn't Die Guy


But you just made it trending. Why? I have a facepalm gif that I will be using for that reason.

Aug 10, 2012 at 11:20AM EDT

Commented on Link & Zelda Confusion / What if Zelda was a girl?


You have it all wrong. The question is “What if Samus was a girl?”

Even most non-Metroid players know her name is Samus and not Metroid, but despite how many of them know some of gaming’s most awesome plot twists (Would ya kindly?), this one remains a secret, for the most part. Like it should be.

Aug 10, 2012 at 11:17AM EDT

Commented on 8-bit Gamer Luna - Blow it

I had a method for cleaning my N64 cartridges.

1. Blow on it.
2. Take a Cutip and wipe out all sides.
3. (I am not joking. This worked and I turned out completely healthy) Lick the edge of the actual computer chip. Saliva does conduct electricity, and it helps spark the reader.
4. ???

Aug 07, 2012 at 09:52AM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic


You know, it’s funny you should mention that. I can tell funny jokes too. A terrorist blows up a convoy of US soldiers. HAHAHAHA! It’s funny because it implies that terrorists are organized enough and powerful enough to take out a convoy of US soldiers.

Aug 07, 2012 at 09:44AM EDT

Commented on Scott Pilgrim

Arehexes has just attempted to Deadpool this article (What a dick!)

For those who don’t get it…

+1 Confirm

Aug 06, 2012 at 11:52AM EDT

Commented on 879

Zecora reads my diary in public.

1. I don’t have a diary. I have a journal.
2. It doesn’t rhyme.

Checkmate, bronies.

Aug 05, 2012 at 06:01PM EDT

Commented on your mother's wall

You need to change your profile pic to the BLU Spy with a file in his hands. If you don’t understand why…

Aug 05, 2012 at 05:01PM EDT

Commented on d79.jpg

Innit amazing what modern technology does these days, Scott Derpy?

Aug 05, 2012 at 05:00PM EDT

Commented on 30c.jpg

Ah, the memories of that show and its movie. And this pic trashed those and made it hilarious.

Aug 04, 2012 at 12:24PM EDT

Commented on d74.jpg

>Ignoring Fluttershy being called something that would make me want to destroy the-GODDAMMIT!!!

Anyway, here’s a little about my OC for you.

You may notice he’s a black and red Pegasus. He is a redhead because he’s a ginger in real life. He’s got a black coat because 1. he’s a HiE, and the entity responsible for him to be there wanted him to stand out like a sore thumb (My fanfic using him is called A Stranger Among Them for a reason), and two, it’s simply what he was wearing at the time and that impacted his appearance. A black T-Shirt and normal blue jeans, but the latter doesn’t carry over, unless you want a color-shift halfway through, which makes it look even more Sue-ish.

I would go on about him, explaining his faults and what not, but that would take an entire Word document, since that’s how many character notes I have for everyone in this story, but it’s mostly to explain the black and red.

Aug 04, 2012 at 12:15PM EDT

Commented on Kyurem870's wall

Yeah, me too. This is no place for nine-year-olds to come and whine about how their not-memes aren’t becoming memes.

Aug 04, 2012 at 12:02PM EDT

Commented on cf4.jpg

The irony is, it mentions torture devices, and this itself is a torture device/image on the internet…

Aug 03, 2012 at 10:48PM EDT

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