Flare Dancer


Location: Texas. Truly the most embarrassing thing about the USA, and that's saying something.

Joined Mar 06, 2012 at 12:15PM EST



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If you came to thumb down my images or complain about how they’re already uploaded, most of them are just reaction pics that I put in a place where I can find them.

If you comment on my page, it gets deleted after I read it. Nothing personal, just how I do things.

CURRENT BASE STATUS: All my base are belong to CATS.

Recent Activity

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

I don’t know if anyone told you this, but praying the gay away doesn’t work on actual gays, so how do you expect it to work on people you think are gay?

Nov 09, 2014 at 09:10PM EST

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

For a minute there, I thought you had posted this to my reply on another page, where I commented on the relevance of certain MLP images. Completely forgot about this one.

Nov 09, 2014 at 09:08PM EST

Commented on lies

Ponies have their place when they’re not used to derail or hijack threads. Which, I would say, is what caused part of the massive online hatedom in the first place.

Nov 08, 2014 at 10:05PM EST

Commented on lies

Female vocal range at work, ladies and laddies. If she was a dude and sang with a tenor or bass voice, there would be no treble at all.

Nov 08, 2014 at 10:04PM EST

Commented on Star Wars

Episode VII: No Matter What We Name It Nerds Are Going To Flip Their Shit Bu It Will Still Be Better Than The Prequels

Nov 07, 2014 at 10:59PM EST

Commented on Hillary Clinton

I’m a centrist, personally (to be more specific, I’m mostly a Progressive, so I lean left bu remain mostly neutral). And this midterm win means nothing. If Pubs want long term control, they’ll need to a) need to stop Rick Perry before he even starts, b) stop rand Paul before he starts, c) not try to force through bills such as SOPA and PIPA like they did last time the Pubs owned Congress (little wonder they lost the Senate and a good chunk of the house last time), d) keep up this diversity thing they did this year, and e) actually work with the president so they don’t come across as whiny bitches like they did last time around.

Nov 07, 2014 at 10:53PM EST

Commented on Gnoj Mik's wall

All this anti-troll work you’re doing is nothing short of inspiring and hilarious. Here’s hoping more imbeciles keep coming to your page.

Nov 03, 2014 at 07:03PM EST

Commented on Friend Zone

Exhibits A and B, Ron Stoppable to Kim Possible and Ron Weasley to Hermione Granger.

Nov 01, 2014 at 02:48PM EDT

Commented on RWBY

And it doesn’t apply to comments very well.

Oct 30, 2014 at 10:41PM EDT

Commented on M. Night Shyamalan

The Ember Island Players are secretly prophets, because they completely foretold just how bad the movie was going to be in universe.

Oct 30, 2014 at 10:35PM EDT

Commented on RWBY

Ravn Brawen, actually, according to the credits.

Also, ADAM!!!!!!!!!!

Oct 30, 2014 at 10:03PM EDT

Commented on "All About That Bass"

It’s all about that space, ’bout that space no portals…

Or alternatively, no Hubble…

Oct 30, 2014 at 01:03PM EDT

Commented on Facebook

5. accounting for about 0.1 of its users, those people/pages actually worth friending/liking.

Oct 30, 2014 at 01:01PM EDT

Commented on "All About That Bass"

My marching band played this last Saturday as part of a weird little farewell for our retiring university president (in which we played “Light My Fire,” “All You Need Is Love,” Jesse’s Girl," and somehow transitioned into “Bootylicious”).

When we first got the music, I thought it sounded nothing like the actual song, until I realized that it had actual tones rather than Megan’s dull, flat voice.

Oct 28, 2014 at 04:09PM EDT

Commented on 2014 Canadian Parliament Shooting

And only a couple of days later, there was another school shooting in Washington (state). What has this world become, where such shootings are almost commonplace?

Oct 27, 2014 at 02:12PM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

It’s a very tall order, to be sure. But you have to remember, this isn’t just bronies that would be seeing this. This includes kids with their parents (boys and girls alike).

Oct 22, 2014 at 04:30PM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Funny story about that, actually. Never was a Sonic fan, but when I made a MLP OC, I decided to make two. First, for when I was going to troll and be “that fan,” (which resulted in this pic), and second being a legitimate ponysona (that is, me as a pony, flaws and all). And after a while, I stopped trolling and just started being a normal dude with this account.

Oct 22, 2014 at 04:29PM EDT

Commented on 9bd.jpg

It may have to do with the fact that I’m not bashing MLP by posting it, and neither is Family Guy.

Oct 21, 2014 at 10:59PM EDT

Commented on Sonic.exe

I owned Sonic CD back when I was a kid. Great game… great game… Ah, good times. But this is one of the least scary CPs I’ve ever seen.

I also owned Pokemon Red as a kid. Great game… great game… Ah, good times. But it had an actual somewhat-creepy creepypasta (namely, Cursed Black).

Oct 21, 2014 at 04:02PM EDT

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