Fun Police

An iPhone 4S. I’m sure this thing could have tons of uses to defeat a cat.

Well, RandomMan and I got the whole entry ninja thing cleared up. So never mind.

Another one. Being proclaimed the new rap king of Know Your Meme. Check it.

I’m sorry, Solaire. It’s over. I’ve claimed it. The crown is Fun Police’s, Alex has proclaimed it. Bow down to your new rap king. Kiss my feet. If you can gain access to my executive suite. New member? So what? I can still shine Just like the crown I wear as I cross the finish line Twili, S-Bizzy and Exudes tried to fight But I made a masterpiece while they made sound bites So I came back here, I could do this everyday!You may worship the Sun, but I burned you anyway. (Ohhhh, Celestia’s NOT going to be...

I admit that I scrolled down to see if Bel-Air was coming. Not quite what I expected, but still the same idea.

That day a couple weeks ago when I finally decided that I had lurked long enough. I sucked it up and decided to create an account. Overall, truly a great decision, I think. Probably the best things I’ve experienced were all the fun times in the IRC, and probably also making my 100th forum post to get the title of Commentator.

Should we lock this thread, now that we have a topic and a new thread open? Also, in the future I’d like to see a Homestuck game.

I wish I hadn’t clicked on this thread. I really do.

Two vegetable burgers and a can of Diet Squirt. Yeah, I eat a lot. I hope you’re into food.

A now-empty can of Diet 7Up soda. Now that would be an even weirder fetish.

I was working on adding the entry while that entry was being updated to include it. Darn it, darn it, darn it.

OK, guys. I’m gonna make the entry. Thank you, Spooky Logic.

Alex, just give it to me. The victor here is obvious Got so much skill that here in JFF I’ve got an audience I’ll entertain them a bit with my precision strikes and kicks They’ll swallow my lyrics hard like fish and chips And I know that my competitors are gonna get fussy When I throw some weird shite in my stuff like I’m Andrew Hussie Keep returning to rap some more like I just can’t stop So drink my shite up, feel that taste in your mouth, soda pop You know I do to fun what Pinkie did to Rainbow With...

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You don’t think any women have that patience? So you think every woman has a hair-length attention span, then? Huh? Do you? Check your privilege. Seriously though, yeah it’s a pretty long time to go undercover as a man without somebody realizing and word getting around. But it’s quite an interesting experiment, and the conclusion was just as, if not more interesting in my opinion.

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A can of Diet 7Up soda. Now that would just be a kind of weird fetish.

>What’s happened is that we’ve become a society that undervalues men and overvalues women. And that’s just for starters.

A very blunt flashlight.

Not sure. I don’t think so.