FunkPumpkin

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Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

This site has literally thousands of views per day. Compared to the hundreds-of-thousands and millions other similar sites enjoy in the same time period.

Please smother this site with a pillow and put it out of its misery. You are teh fail incarnate. (typo intended)

Mar 17, 2014 at 02:59AM EDT

Commented on EVE Online

As an ancient, quasi-wealthy bastard (read: made enough for retirement, but not enough to drive anything other than econo-box cars, pay off my mortgage in one-shot…

…and been out-of-work for close to a year now) tech guy who honestly wrote software that most of you used ubiquitously as teens…

… in other words, a fucking has-been, I love using ellipses. hehe

That aside, anyone who pays for anything beyond the cost of the game, the DLCs, and perhaps a few trinkets beyond that has too much money and/or too little understanding of how to use it. Buy what you need and save/invest the rest. My econo-box shit-car parked nicely next to NSXes and 550 Maranellos for over a decade, but about the only thing I’d spend $200,000+ on would be a tag-team one-nighter with both Sofia Vergara and Julie Bowen. Either that, or Spencer Pratt’s skull, steam-cleaned and made into a soup-bowl, Ed Gein-style. (Hey, even I should be able to enjoy my morning’s Lucky Charms in fabulous style as I look over the want-ads. I hate not working, before you ask.)

I hope they make this banker-player, who racked up this multi-hundred-thousand dollar bill due to a game, pay his bill in full. If he doesn’t, take his ass to bankruptcy court. He made the commitment, all legal-like and everything, so make him pay for being a suck-ass “big player”.

This shit is just crazy to me, but then again, to each their own. As long as they can pay for their online egos, I guess. :|

Jan 30, 2014 at 03:31AM EST

Commented on 1a6.jpg

Fixed and reposted. Typo in the original. blush

Jan 18, 2014 at 04:10AM EST

Uploaded an image to Kony 2012.

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Sep 20, 2013 at 10:45AM EDT

Commented on 897.jpg

The dude on the left has a quasi-fedora/homburg/fully-awful hat. The one on the right is wearing a Trilby.

Fedoras suck (except when I’m wearing a cloth-weave one while I cut the lawn in friggin’ August… the only time you’ll see me in one), but that’s mostly because they’re misused by ignorant douchebags.

Cloth-weave Trilby hats are great for summer, but they also look a little douchey if you don’t at least wear a collar-shirt with them. (Yes, I have done that. Mostly because I refuse to wear baseball caps any longer. These hats keep your head cooler and protect you better from the sun than baseball caps. Truth.)

Aug 26, 2013 at 05:49PM EDT

Commented on e9c.jpg

That’s not a fedora, but a trilby. Get yer shit straight before you poke fun, cretins.

(And I’m not saying he doesn’t look like a douche. I’ll post a user-guide-for-KYM-idiots so y’all can get yer hat-types correctly identified.)

Aug 26, 2013 at 01:11PM EDT

Commented on 2b7.jpg

That’s not a fedora, but a trilby. Get yer shit straight before you poke fun, cretins.

Aug 26, 2013 at 01:10PM EDT

Commented on 28b.png

That’s not a fedora, but a trilby. Get yer shit straight before you poke fun, cretins.

Aug 26, 2013 at 01:09PM EDT

Commented on e71.jpg

That’s not a fedora, but a trilby. Get yer shit straight before you poke fun, cretins.

Aug 26, 2013 at 01:08PM EDT

Commented on 2ad.jpg

-12?! Is that all you’ve got, ya’ butt-hurt fanboys?! I want this image to be -100 by the weekend!! 555

Aug 09, 2013 at 02:30AM EDT

Commented on a85.jpg

Nice job posting my BLB image as your own. KYM has been notified. Thanks a million, buddy!

Aug 07, 2013 at 06:24AM EDT

Commented on 2ad.jpg

It really cracks me up how this image has quickly become my least popular ever! I didn’t realize there were so many sad fanboys still jerkin’ it to fanporn images of Kim Possible. LOL!

I watched OAG’s “blind date with Bad Luck Brian” vid and thought her hair reminded me of Kim Possible. So I slapped this image together one night when I couldn’t sleep and was looking for ways to kill time. :)

Aug 07, 2013 at 03:47AM EDT

Uploaded an image to his profile.

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Jul 13, 2013 at 11:09PM EDT

Commented on e5c.jpg

These children leave the safety of home every day….it is our job to return them home, safely. Let’s start making schools a “safe zone”….and not just show up for photo ops when kids die. Lead, or get out of the way.

Thoughts and prayers to all involved…..I just cannot grasp your agony……Chief Oliver"

praying for our country and for those affected by this tragedy

Dec 17, 2012 at 10:54AM EST

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