General 'Ace' Granger


Location: Fort Belmont, Houston. TX

Joined Oct 11, 2012 at 08:44AM EDT



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Rank: 4-Star General
Branch: United States Air Force
Class Number: 08291102-HBGB


The son of an Iowa crop duster, General Malcolm Granger’s flying career began at the age of 12, when he borrowed his father’s biplane to go to the state fair in Kansas City. As a lieutenant in the First Iraq War, Granger earned his first notices for knocking out four SAMs in a single afternoon. As he moved up the Air Force ranks, Granger earned a reputation for advancing the role of fighting aircraft in the U.S. military.

Even-tempered yet uncompromising, Granger has developed novel techniques in fuel management and resource deployment during air superiority operations. Those techniques have been used with success in Iraq, Afghanistan, and other theaters. His squadrons are known for precision execution and a strong will to complete the mission.

Granger created a new generation of air superiority fighters based on the F-22 raptor. Despite the raptor ability to excel at dogfights while also being capable of attacking ground targets, the GLA tactics of massing old but cheap anti-air weapons demonstrated the raptor vulnerabilities, often causing the airplane be victim of quad-cannons, and the surviving pilots were captured or killed. Because of this, Granger started to create an overhaul of the F-22 platform. Modifications on the engine allowed the reinforcement of the aircraft frame, while preserving the aerodynamic capabilities, also allowed the installation of a point-defense laser system and a increase of the missile payload.


Recent Activity

Commented on 6b4.jpg

Don’t worry son. We’ll soon have land VTOL-craft carriers to fight them

Apr 11, 2014 at 11:05PM EDT

Uploaded an image to The Simpsons.

Apr 11, 2014 at 03:00PM EDT

Commented on b3f.gif

I guess its not so lucky after all

Apr 10, 2014 at 04:19PM EDT

Commented on 95e.png

It has been scientifically proven that Dihydrogen Monoxide if inhaled can lead to death, even in small quantities.

Apr 09, 2014 at 06:19PM EDT

Commented on e7b.png

And still not Half Life 3 Ricochet 2 announcement.

Apr 09, 2014 at 01:29AM EDT

Commented on e5b.gif

Except when they are xen@ variants and successfully couple with your head:

Apr 08, 2014 at 07:31PM EDT

Commented on OKCupid

There’s a difference. Unlike the other companies that create browsers (Opera Software, Microsoft, Google, Apple, etc) Mozilla is a non-profit organization that or at least pretends put the users rights above the shareholders interests.

Apr 04, 2014 at 05:27PM EDT

Commented on OKCupid

Huh? The article clearly states that attempting to enter that website using firefox will restrict the site access. That constitutes a violation of the web standards stated by World Wide Web Consortium and the Internet Engineering Task Force. Also is a demonstration of hypocrisy from OkCupid, because their site uses iframes, applets and JavaScript code… Guess who created JavaScript: Brendan Eich. So if you support same-sex marriage but don’t tolerate different point of views stop using technologies created by people with different preferences to yours.

Apr 04, 2014 at 05:20PM EDT

Commented on OKCupid

DDoS that fucking excuse of a website.

Apr 04, 2014 at 01:53PM EDT

Added a video to The Simpsons.

Apr 03, 2014 at 10:10PM EDT

Commented on b50.jpg

It got cancelled, it was for a better good though. Victory Games (the developer) refused to continue working on the project because EA was attempting to put the game into a freemium model with premium generals (sub-factions) and shit, also completely disregarding a campaign mode that was very demanded by the fans

Apr 03, 2014 at 03:09AM EDT

Commented on b50.jpg

What could have been :(


Apr 02, 2014 at 10:39PM EDT

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