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Sex: male
Age: old enough to know better than to answer such inquiries
Occupation: computer science student
Blood type: O+
Cup size: 32DD

Joseph is best JoJo. Marisa is best 2hu. Nobody is best pony because I don’t watch ponies.

Here, have some prog:

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People still use AIM? >laughinggirls.jpg

Recent Activity

Commented on Grieve-Tan

Four arms!
F-four arms…

I didn’t know this was my fetish
jk i did lol

Apr 17, 2015 at 06:20PM EDT

Commented on Grieve-Tan

But having more than one waifu will destroy your laifu…

Apr 17, 2015 at 06:17PM EDT

Commented on Dream of The Fisherman's Wife

LARGE OCTOPUS: My wish comes true at last, this day of days; finally I have you in my grasp! Your “bobo” is ripe and full, how wonderful! Superior to all others! To suck and suck and suck some more. After we do it masterfully, I’ll guide you to the Dragon Palace of the Sea God and envelop you. “Zuu sufu sufu chyu chyu chyu tsu zuu fufufuuu…”

MAIDEN: You hateful octopus! Your sucking at the mouth of my womb makes me gasp for breath! Aah! yes… it’s…there!!! With the sucker, the sucker!! Inside, squiggle, squiggle, oooh! Oooh, good, oooh good! There, there! Theeeeere! Goood! Whew! Aah! Good, good, aaaaaaaaaah! Not yet! Until now it was I that men called an octopus! An octopus! Ooh! Whew! How are you able…!? Ooh! “yoyoyooh, saa… hicha hicha gucha gucha, yuchyuu chyu guzu guzu suu suuu….”

LARGE OCTOPUS: All eight limbs to intertwine with!! How do you like it this way? Ah, look! The inside has swollen, moistened by the warm waters of lust. “Nura nura doku doku doku…”

MAIDEN: Yes, it tingles now; soon there will be no sensation at all left in my hips. Ooooooh! Boundaries and borders gone! I’ve vanished….!!!!!!

SMALL OCTOPUS: After daddy finishes, I too want to rub and rub my suckers at the ridge of your furry place until you disappear and then I’ll suck some more. “chyu chyu..”

Man, 19th-century hentai quotes really are something…

Apr 17, 2015 at 06:14PM EDT

Commented on Boob Ribbon

Hestia for fuckslut waifu of the season spring 2015

Apr 17, 2015 at 11:42AM EDT

Commented on Yaoi

Yaoi is for faggots; bara is for real men.

(or dwarves, as the case may be)

Apr 17, 2015 at 11:36AM EDT

Commented on Yaoi

You might want to mention the exclusively western coinage and usage of the term “shounen-ai.”

Apr 17, 2015 at 11:25AM EDT

Commented on 181.png

What went wrong with this generation was that it contains people who think they are the only people around there who listen to Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, et al.

Apr 17, 2015 at 09:45AM EDT

Commented on Carriers=Instant Win

When I first saw the name I thought it was going to be more Kantai Collection crap.

Apr 16, 2015 at 02:08PM EDT

Commented on Russian Anti-Meme Law

Even calling them that is a misnomer. They’re called macros because Something Awful used to have (and presumably still has) a function where automated scripts (aka “macros”) are activated by certain strings of characters to make certain commonly-used reaction images easier to reach for.

Apr 14, 2015 at 07:53PM EDT

Commented on Russian Anti-Meme Law

How? What? Why!?

How do these people even define the word “meme”? Are they just talking about image macros? If that’s the case then this is the most stupidly specific law since Connecticut ruled that you can’t call a pickle a pickle if it doesn’t bounce, and if it’s not the case it’s the most stupidly vague law since long before I can remember.

Apr 14, 2015 at 11:34AM EDT

Commented on More Tetra

I never said it wasn’t used; I’m just saying that keeping it in a translation is tacky. You’ve gotta keep the normalfags in mind whenever you’re translating a show, especially if it’s as normalfag-friendly as Log Horizon. In this context, “You’re tsundere,” means “You’re in denial.”

Apr 13, 2015 at 10:46AM EDT

Commented on More Tetra

>actually using the word “tsundere” in a translation
Should have just said “You’re in denial, I can sense it,” or something along those lines

Apr 12, 2015 at 09:10PM EDT

Commented on Heroine's wall

Regardless of how fun or unfun it is, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon is a particularly bad representative of the genre. Most Mystery Dungeons are, except for the Shiren the Wanderer games (the Wii one doesn’t count).

If I had to recommend an introduction to the genre proper (that is, disregarding the recent slurry of hybrid titles unto which Spelunky opened the floodgates) I would recommend Brogue. Great, great game. Simplistic, but phenomenally good.

Apr 12, 2015 at 05:50PM EDT

Commented on Heroine's wall

Are you into roguelikes? If so, how into roguelikes are you, and which ones?

Apr 12, 2015 at 02:27PM EDT

Commented on Yotsuba&Sex

“Heresy is like a tree, its roots lie in the darkness whilst its leaves wave in the sun and to those who suspect nought, it has an attractive and pleasing appearance. Truly, you can prune away its branches, or even cut the tree to the ground, but it will grow up again ever the stronger and ever more comely. Yet all awhile the root grows thick and black, gnawing at the bitter soil, drawing its nourishment from the darkness, and growing even greater and more deeply entrenched.

“Such is the nature of heresy, and this is why it is so hard to destroy, for it must be eradicated leaf, branch, trunk and root. It must be exorcised utterly or it will return all the stronger, time and time again, until it is too great to destroy. Then we are doomed.”
-- Prelude to “The Abominatus”

Apr 12, 2015 at 01:56PM EDT

Commented on Yotsuba&Sex

Yotsuba is not just a fictional character. She is a symbol. She represents the very essence of childhood, mischief and innocence alike.

Lolicon is a highly complex topic, with many questions asked and many more answers given, but one thing is certain: to sexualize Yotsuba is the ultimate act of lolicon, and the one that brings it closest to unambiguous pedophilia.

To sexualize Yotsuba is not to sexualize innocence, cuteness, or moe, or flat chests or short stature or any other neotenous trait: to sexualize Yotsuba is to sexualize childhood. The Yotsuba depicted here is aged up to a teenager, but she still behaves in her signature childlike manner… except now made lewd.

Apr 12, 2015 at 12:22PM EDT

Commented on Sonata Arctica's wall

where did you put your old profile image
it felt like it was there and then it was gone

Apr 11, 2015 at 11:27PM EDT

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