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If you have to ask yourself that, you probably shouldn’t be summoning it.

Jul 10, 2014 at 12:16AM EDT

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Protip: Use a capital i for the l in CandIejack’s name. See? Perfectly sa

Jul 09, 2014 at 10:57PM EDT

Commented on Over 9000

Oh God damn it Nappa, not now! I don’t want to see your pokemons!

Jul 09, 2014 at 10:32PM EDT

Commented on Asura, The Anti-Fun.'s wall

I just downloaded DotA2 yesterday. It’s an interesting concept, I’ll give it that… I was torn between it and League of Legends, and chose it because people said that it was more rewarding despite a higher barrier of entry. I haven’t started playing multiplayer yet. If there’s one thing I don’t like about it, it would have to be the fluff. It seems a bit… I don’t know how to put this… tryhard? Grimderp? I’m between the heros, trying to pick one, and the second one on the list is named “Death Prophet”.

Not a good first impression.

I looked through the choices and most of the casters were like that. I ended up picking “Lion” because he seemed like the most innocuous out of those besides Zeus, who I didn’t want to pick because he was cribbed from classical mythology. And, well, Lion ended up saying the word “Hell” more often than the Black Lagoon characters say “fuck”.

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I suppose the spell “Finger of Death” should have been a red flag, but I recognized the name from NetHack and D&D, so I ignored it.

Jul 09, 2014 at 07:11PM EDT

Uploaded an image to Anime.

Jul 09, 2014 at 06:35PM EDT

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If he’s the one in your avatar, you’re talking about old Anon. Old Anon is more of a dick, but at least he’s marginally less of a dork.

Jul 09, 2014 at 06:28PM EDT

Commented on EVA Units Cosplay

ZA BIISUTO Unit 2 makes me go berserk.

I mean seriously, berserking used to be Shinji’s thing. It’s kind of disappointing to see every other EVA getting a Berserker Mode scene. Do they all have a ‘zerk switch in the cockpit now? I mean, yeah, I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t cool, but the Berserker Mode made Unit 01 special. It also helped for characterization purposes, for spoileriffic reasons. It foreshadowed certain plot twists.

If you’re from a younger generation, or only just got into anime in the last ten years or so, or have never seen the original Neon Genesis for some other reason, but have seen the Rebuilds, you probably won’t see anything wrong with this, but if you’re nostalgically coming off of the original EVA, this stuff hurts. The Rebuilds aren’t bad by any stretch, but little changes like this bug us for the same reason the Star Wars prequels bug people, if maybe to a lesser degree.

Jul 09, 2014 at 06:11PM EDT

Commented on Kill la kill

I was going to say that’s about the amount of effort Naruto deserves, but then I saw the title.

Troll harder, OP.

Jul 09, 2014 at 05:45PM EDT

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I get the feeling this is ironic.

Jul 09, 2014 at 01:30PM EDT

Commented on In a nutshell

Where’s a picture of the Alert futilely ramming Cthulhu when you need one?

Jul 09, 2014 at 01:29PM EDT

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That’s new Anon. He is no longer associated with 4chan. Old Anon still is.

Jul 09, 2014 at 01:25PM EDT

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I like to joke that trigger warnings are my trigger. Frankly, I’m tired of seeing the phrase appended to any content that might be shocking. By using the word “trigger”, you are implying that the warning you are appending to the post is solely for the benefit of people who have histories of traumatic events connected to the content of your post, which is most likely a miniscule percentage of your readers, unless you’re doing something stupid or mean like 4chan posting rape hentai under the most popular tumblr tags.

My recommendation? Avoid the word “trigger” altogether. If you’re making a post with gore, label it with “gore warning”. If you’re posting something with sexual content, label it “NSFW” or “2hot4internets” or something like that. Using the word “trigger” out of context like that will just make more and more people see it, make more and more people erroneously use it, and turn it into even worse of a buzzword.

And if you’re on the receiving end? If you suffer from PTSD? If you feel a flashback coming? Scroll down. Alt+F4. Close the screen. Nope.jpg. Do something else. I realize it’s not always that simple, but at least you have the option to do leave the content alone. A shellshock victim doesn’t have that luxury on the night of the 4th of July. Count your blessings, folks.

Jul 09, 2014 at 01:09PM EDT

Commented on Sword Art Online

Yes. I am personifying the show as a torture victim and representing the hate for it as the boiling oil being poured onto that torture victims skin. Oil that has boiled ever since the show made its debut two years ago.

Jul 09, 2014 at 10:36AM EDT

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