Joined Jun 11, 2012 at 11:29PM EDT
8 points for tier 3 Time Control.
5 points for tier 2 Gravity Control.
2 points for tier 1 Brain Booster.
Jumping very high is nearly flying.
Stopping time then jumping anywhere else is nearly teleportation.
Just want brain booster to quickly calculate the factor of gravity to do one-jump travels.
With time stopped, no one will notice you therefore you were invisible at the time.
Also, (immorally) stop time to get money, video games and foods.
Make a third account to upvote him again. The second account is just for negating the downvote.
Why so cereal?
Go home Tippy, you’re drunk.
I would have taken the blu-ray drive if I was there and turn it to a laser pointer.
Isn’t she Ivy from x-art?
Twerking was such a lucky word that it was read by Morgan Freeman.
Instructions unclear. Got my dick stuck on the disc drive.
He made the kid’s brain disappear.
Added a video to Apple.
The instructions weren’t clear enough. I got my dick caught in the auxiliary fan.
Sounds like some kind of dinosaur.
She’s wearing a double dildo.
Hide Dolan or get ready for duck f*ck.
They were just assisting the other boat to make a U-turn.
I think they’re singing that ‘Sad Toy Cat.’
I read LBD as Lexi Belle Diaries. dafuq?
I read the entry as “Check out yo-yo porn…” and clicked the link immediately.
Tony Stark: Hammer Tech?