Joined Jun 11, 2012 at 11:29PM EDT
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Go home Tippy, you’re drunk.
I would have taken the blu-ray drive if I was there and turn it to a laser pointer.
Isn’t she Ivy from x-art?
Twerking was such a lucky word that it was read by Morgan Freeman.
Instructions unclear. Got my dick stuck on the disc drive.
He made the kid’s brain disappear.
Added a video to Apple.
The instructions weren’t clear enough. I got my dick caught in the auxiliary fan.
Sounds like some kind of dinosaur.
She’s wearing a double dildo.
Hide Dolan or get ready for duck f*ck.
They were just assisting the other boat to make a U-turn.
I think they’re singing that ‘Sad Toy Cat.’
I read LBD as Lexi Belle Diaries. dafuq?
I read the entry as “Check out yo-yo porn…” and clicked the link immediately.
Tony Stark: Hammer Tech?
You will lose you virginity with that costume just like Ezio.