You are home to watch Pravda on televisir about degenerate murderer who is on the loose. You look out the window door to beet field, and you notice Man standing in the snow. He look like foto on televisir and he smile at you. You gulp vodka, picking up fone to your right and dialing Local Militia Precinct Commissar. Back out the glass you look, pressing fone to ear. Notice he now closer to you. You drop vodka in shock. No footprints in snow. It was reflection. You dullard! Your apartment is bulldozed...
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Ghandi Mcnab's Forum Posts
Nah, Freddie Mercury was the best Beatle!
At least you won’t get a little brother or sister… ;)
I can count to potato potato…
What is this I don’t even…
44) Nah, it’s fine. The mods are all in bed by now
It’s hot because I employ good grammar. Cite;
This is why we can’t have nice things…
‘Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review’ ‘No problem’ ‘So you’re in charge around here, is that fair to say?’ ‘Absolutely, I’m the boss’ ‘Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss’ ‘Well the first thing I do is…’
My avatar is of Jesus with glasses on and because I am Jesus like and wear glasses it was only natural.
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 amidoinitrite?
Im’ma pump yoo!
Oh, no silly! The knife wasn’t to cut you out, it was to cut you… Tut, numpty.
A meme has sort of been created over the ‘Collateral Murder’ video. I could only grab two examples before the thread 404’d; http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/1971/hegotagun.png http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/998/1270556095107.jpg