Location: DIE CISHET SCUM
Joined Mar 21, 2012 at 11:17AM EDT
DISCLAIMER FOR POTENTIAL TWATS:
I get many private messages and comments a day from twats. These are not good messages to me. They were entertaining to reply to at first but now they are just irritating. To avoid this chaos, here are some simple guidelines for you to follow. Before you PM me or add comments, think about what you want to say:
-Do not send me messages telling me that I am weird. I already know that. KYM already knows that. It’s old news.
-Don’t tell me my presentation is too long or that it is crazy. I already know that as well.
-Don’t hassle me to sign your retarded wall or add you as a friend.
-Don’t tell me that the name “Kim Jong Tha Illest” is crap. I know it isn’t the best name ever, but it is what I came up with 2 years ago, and it seems to have stuck pretty well, and people call me “Kim Jong” anyway.
-Don’t send me messages saying “Hi” or “Are you here?”. They are a waste of everyone’s time.
-Don’t get your pathetic step-dad to fight your battles for you (you know who you are)
-If you are like 8 years old or something, don’t even bother.
-Finally, if your message conforms to these guidelines, please send your message in a language I can understand (English) with remotely good spelling or i’ll just reply with a ton of insults and probably pictures of people collapsing due to the intense amount of shit flying out of their orifices. Thanks.
I have talent, you do not.
the one and only mix I made…so far:
THIS IS THE STORY……of the world’s saddest troll:
Drewpickles a.k.a. Stupickles a.k.a. Dannieguy a.k.a. imnotdannieguy a.k.a. yugeinnad a.k.a. doctor caffeine a.k.a. Erethzium a.k.a. Aponymous
> wake up
> smokes crack using fleshlight
> faps to picture of own mother using fleshlight
> goes on internet
> looks up beastiality porn
> goes on KYM
> makes shitty meme with intentionally retarded spelling
(DIS TEH ASSUM MEEMEE EVAR)
> gets bashed for being a fail troll that no one finds hilarious
> notices that Kim Jong is the ultimate KYM hero
> realizes self is fail troll
> jealous of how awesome Kim Jong is
> gets butthurt
> faps to picture of own grandmother with fleshlight
> goes to Kim Jong’s page every morning to downvote everything
> faps into a cage full of rats, feeds them smegma
> goes upstairs from basement to ask grandmother for cheetos
> gets the belt by own father
█████████████I’m pretty harmless███████████████
for a nagger
TIME FOR SOMETHING NEW!
before even posting on my wall, do yourself a favor and listen to the epicness that is Dada Life
these are handles of love
this only works on people with power levels over 9000
insert hamburglar vibrating gif with the macro #REKT
holy fuck everyone calm down
the only problem I see here with “Meme Run” was that….
…….some people actually liked it
no you weren’t
because that wasn’t funny
this is win
I heard they need to live their life vicariously through reasonable decisions
so a few people on Twitter are idiots, they don’t represent all of Twitter
……but still, FUCK twitter
I have some hope in humanity to say this:
the trolls aren’t making fun of the baby to hurt the baby’s feelings
the trolls aren’t making fun of the baby to hurt the mother’s feelings
the trolls are making fun of the baby to hurt the sensitive-people-on-the-internet’s feelings
shit’s about to get worse:
thumbs up if you took an arrow to the knee in 2014
…yep that’s badass too
haha….WHOA WHAT THE FUCK
that white car is PISSED
some very divided opinions judging by the downvotes lol
episode 10: ""KAMEEEEE!!!!!!"
episode 11: “HAMEEEEEE!!!!!!”
episode 12: “NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
I implore you to indulge in my musical number
best movie ever
your barber is supposed to use an electric clipper not a potato
according to the arguements made in these comments
brainwashed idiots blaming other brainwashed idiots for being brainwashed idiots