Location: DIE CISHET SCUM
Joined Mar 21, 2012 at 11:17AM EDT
DISCLAIMER FOR POTENTIAL TWATS:
I get many private messages and comments a day from twats. These are not good messages to me. They were entertaining to reply to at first but now they are just irritating. To avoid this chaos, here are some simple guidelines for you to follow. Before you PM me or add comments, think about what you want to say:
-Do not send me messages telling me that I am weird. I already know that. KYM already knows that. It’s old news.
-Don’t tell me my presentation is too long or that it is crazy. I already know that as well.
-Don’t hassle me to sign your retarded wall or add you as a friend.
-Don’t tell me that the name “Kim Jong Tha Illest” is crap. I know it isn’t the best name ever, but it is what I came up with 2 years ago, and it seems to have stuck pretty well, and people call me “Kim Jong” anyway.
-Don’t send me messages saying “Hi” or “Are you here?”. They are a waste of everyone’s time.
-Don’t get your pathetic step-dad to fight your battles for you (you know who you are)
-If you are like 8 years old or something, don’t even bother.
-Finally, if your message conforms to these guidelines, please send your message in a language I can understand (English) with remotely good spelling or i’ll just reply with a ton of insults and probably pictures of people collapsing due to the intense amount of shit flying out of their orifices. Thanks.
I have talent, you do not.
the one and only mix I made…so far:
THIS IS THE STORY……of the world’s saddest troll:
Drewpickles a.k.a. Stupickles a.k.a. Dannieguy a.k.a. imnotdannieguy a.k.a. yugeinnad a.k.a. doctor caffeine a.k.a. Erethzium a.k.a. Aponymous
> wake up
> smokes crack using fleshlight
> faps to picture of own mother using fleshlight
> goes on internet
> looks up beastiality porn
> goes on KYM
> makes shitty meme with intentionally retarded spelling
(DIS TEH ASSUM MEEMEE EVAR)
> gets bashed for being a fail troll that no one finds hilarious
> notices that Kim Jong is the ultimate KYM hero
> realizes self is fail troll
> jealous of how awesome Kim Jong is
> gets butthurt
> faps to picture of own grandmother with fleshlight
> goes to Kim Jong’s page every morning to downvote everything
> faps into a cage full of rats, feeds them smegma
> goes upstairs from basement to ask grandmother for cheetos
> gets the belt by own father
█████████████I’m pretty harmless███████████████
for a nagger
TIME FOR SOMETHING NEW!
before even posting on my wall, do yourself a favor and listen to the epicness that is Dada Life
I pray for the day Don broadcasts on Twitch
It’s not unusual
this right here is some misogynous BULLSHIT
you sjw’s need to get together and COMPLAIN about this in order to make a CHANGE!
tumblrites know of the negative stigma’s associated with fedoras
tumblrites hate 4chan
tumblrites try to associate fedoras with 4chan
they’re not talking about you
just move 12 time zones away
yeah, you know what?
I looked at my reasoning from an objective point of view
and….it’s a pretty decent reason
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT MY FUCKING PANCAKES I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE YOU PANCAKES AND YOU WILL CHANGE YOUR FUCKING MIND ABOUT THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING DOPE and probably laced with lsd
the certain episodes that heavily feature scar, or his father, or the hell gate, pretty fuckin awesome, you know, the important stuff,
every other episode pissed me off, and that was like 50% of the episodes, not cool
I have very very high standards
this got nothin on pbfcomics
thank you generic username
I only like animes with serious social commentary as well as intense plots, e.g. death note, attack on titan
sometimes animes with interesting fantasy worlds like sword art online and knights of sidonia, as long as they don’t have too many filler episodes and scenes
and then you look at shit like naruto, bleach, fullmetal alch, like wtf, WHERE IS THIS SHIT GOING?