Gnoj Mik



Joined Mar 21, 2012 at 11:17AM EDT



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I get many private messages and comments a day from twats. These are not good messages to me. They were entertaining to reply to at first but now they are just irritating. To avoid this chaos, here are some simple guidelines for you to follow. Before you PM me or add comments, think about what you want to say:
-Do not send me messages telling me that I am weird. I already know that. KYM already knows that. It’s old news.
-Don’t tell me my presentation is too long or that it is crazy. I already know that as well.
-Don’t hassle me to sign your retarded wall or add you as a friend.
-Don’t tell me that the name “Kim Jong Tha Illest” is crap. I know it isn’t the best name ever, but it is what I came up with 2 years ago, and it seems to have stuck pretty well, and people call me “Kim Jong” anyway.
-Don’t send me messages saying “Hi” or “Are you here?”. They are a waste of everyone’s time.
-Don’t get your pathetic step-dad to fight your battles for you (you know who you are)
-If you are like 8 years old or something, don’t even bother.
-Finally, if your message conforms to these guidelines, please send your message in a language I can understand (English) with remotely good spelling or i’ll just reply with a ton of insults and probably pictures of people collapsing due to the intense amount of shit flying out of their orifices. Thanks.


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I have talent, you do not.

the one and only mix I made…so far:

THIS IS THE STORY……of the world’s saddest troll:
Drewpickles a.k.a. Stupickles a.k.a. Dannieguy a.k.a. imnotdannieguy a.k.a. yugeinnad a.k.a. doctor caffeine a.k.a. Erethzium a.k.a. Aponymous

> wake up
> smokes crack using fleshlight
> faps to picture of own mother using fleshlight
> goes on internet
> looks up beastiality porn
> goes on KYM
> makes shitty meme with intentionally retarded spelling
> gets bashed for being a fail troll that no one finds hilarious
> notices that Kim Jong is the ultimate KYM hero
> realizes self is fail troll
> jealous of how awesome Kim Jong is
> gets butthurt
> faps to picture of own grandmother with fleshlight
> goes to Kim Jong’s page every morning to downvote everything
> faps into a cage full of rats, feeds them smegma
> goes upstairs from basement to ask grandmother for cheetos
> gets the belt by own father
> ?????????

█████████████I’m pretty harmless███████████████

for a nagger


before even posting on my wall, do yourself a favor and listen to the epicness that is Dada Life

Recent Activity

Commented on GamerGate

well known for deriving unnecessary opinions and false insight from the actual facts that they present on top

Apr 14, 2015 at 09:19PM EDT

Commented on GamerGate

well there’s several things that could’ve happened

1. that man would’ve all of a sudden identified himself as a feminist, now all the feminists on the internet would back him up calling us anti-feminist scum

2. that man would’ve all of a sudden identified himself as a SJW, now all the sjw’s on the internet would back him up calling us 4chan scum
3. that man would’ve all of a sudden identified himself as a transgender, now all the transgenders on the internet would back him up calling us transphobic cis scum

4. that man would’ve all of a sudden identified himself as a helicopter, now all the helicopters on the internet would back him up calling us land vehicle scum

Apr 14, 2015 at 07:26PM EDT

Commented on GamerGate

“Going negative

The current situation in the tech industry has taken the issues of women in the workplace to new levels of controversy recently. For starters, the number of women in Silicon Valley has been falling precipitously over decades’ time."

and the words “falling precipitously” links to ……………“Silicon Valley Can’t Hold On To Its Women”


Apr 14, 2015 at 12:27PM EDT

Commented on Big Red

you need to work on your ….everything

Apr 13, 2015 at 05:07PM EDT

Commented on Tumblr

you deserve high fives for the rest of your life

Apr 13, 2015 at 12:47PM EDT

Commented on Tumblr

there needs to be some form of punishment for people who spread baseless rumors and act upon them

Apr 13, 2015 at 12:47PM EDT

Commented on Gender

5 downvoters don’t like you telling it how it is

Apr 13, 2015 at 12:44PM EDT

Commented on Obama's Birth Video

fox news headline:

“Obama was born a lion but hides fact by stating that it was a joke.

could he also be lying about being a muslim?"

Apr 13, 2015 at 12:44PM EDT

Commented on Goddamnit, brain

these are thoughts you don’t share

because people who listen to them (e.g. your gf)


and then invoke all this freudian psychology bullshit

Apr 13, 2015 at 12:41PM EDT

Commented on f78.png

>one person makes a comment
> “says KYM,”, “sick of everybody”
>attribute that one person to the voice of KYM as a whole

solid logic

Apr 13, 2015 at 12:33PM EDT

Commented on f78.png

I still kept my shit together actually?

Apr 13, 2015 at 12:32PM EDT

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