Gnoj Mik

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Location: DIE CISHET SCUM

Joined Mar 21, 2012 at 11:17AM EDT


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DISCLAIMER FOR POTENTIAL TWATS:
I get many private messages and comments a day from twats. These are not good messages to me. They were entertaining to reply to at first but now they are just irritating. To avoid this chaos, here are some simple guidelines for you to follow. Before you PM me or add comments, think about what you want to say:
-Do not send me messages telling me that I am weird. I already know that. KYM already knows that. It’s old news.
-Don’t tell me my presentation is too long or that it is crazy. I already know that as well.
-Don’t hassle me to sign your retarded wall or add you as a friend.
-Don’t tell me that the name “Kim Jong Tha Illest” is crap. I know it isn’t the best name ever, but it is what I came up with 2 years ago, and it seems to have stuck pretty well, and people call me “Kim Jong” anyway.
-Don’t send me messages saying “Hi” or “Are you here?”. They are a waste of everyone’s time.
-Don’t get your pathetic step-dad to fight your battles for you (you know who you are)
-If you are like 8 years old or something, don’t even bother.
-Finally, if your message conforms to these guidelines, please send your message in a language I can understand (English) with remotely good spelling or i’ll just reply with a ton of insults and probably pictures of people collapsing due to the intense amount of shit flying out of their orifices. Thanks.
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I have talent, you do not.

the one and only mix I made…so far:
www.soundcloud.com/kimjongthaillest
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THIS IS THE STORY……of the world’s saddest troll:
Drewpickles a.k.a. Stupickles a.k.a. Dannieguy a.k.a. imnotdannieguy a.k.a. yugeinnad a.k.a. doctor caffeine a.k.a. Erethzium a.k.a. Aponymous

> wake up
> smokes crack using fleshlight
> faps to picture of own mother using fleshlight
> goes on internet
> looks up beastiality porn
> goes on KYM
> makes shitty meme with intentionally retarded spelling
(DIS TEH ASSUM MEEMEE EVAR)
> gets bashed for being a fail troll that no one finds hilarious
> notices that Kim Jong is the ultimate KYM hero
> realizes self is fail troll
> jealous of how awesome Kim Jong is
> gets butthurt
> faps to picture of own grandmother with fleshlight
> goes to Kim Jong’s page every morning to downvote everything
> faps into a cage full of rats, feeds them smegma
> goes upstairs from basement to ask grandmother for cheetos
> gets the belt by own father
> ?????????
> PROFIT!!!

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for a nagger

TIME FOR SOMETHING NEW!

before even posting on my wall, do yourself a favor and listen to the epicness that is Dada Life


Recent Activity

Commented on Seems legit

rich people and their rich hipster kids i tell ya

Mar 25, 2015 at 02:49PM EDT

Commented on #NotYourShield

just went through the comment section in the ars technica article for the first time, reading thoroughly through each one and looking at their respective down/upvotes

fucking migraines

Mar 25, 2015 at 02:04PM EDT

Commented on GamerGate

don’t know if this was posted yet since it was written june 20, 2014

http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/trolls-4chan-online-feminism-women-of-color

I lol’d so fucking hard

Mar 23, 2015 at 07:32PM EDT

Commented on GamerGate

SJWs do view logical arguments as harassment

Mar 23, 2015 at 02:05PM EDT

Commented on Don's wall

Does anyone else here just hate advice animals? I mean really, do we need any more? I for one think that don should just stop uploading all together. We aren’t even really Know Your Meme Because I an confirm that I do not even KNOW what a “MEME” is. oh look at that. 12 hours in and we’ve already confirmed the damn thing. The mods are biased and blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, And furthermore, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. In Conclusion, blah blah.

Mar 23, 2015 at 12:07PM EDT

Commented on Don's wall

dude you already got 15 follows on your Twitch

ALL HAIL!

Mar 23, 2015 at 12:05PM EDT

Commented on GamerGate

plot twist:

the SJWs were trolling us this whole time

Mar 20, 2015 at 03:04PM EDT

Commented on Pornhub

I tried to upload the Brazil vs Germany game onto Pornhub

but they don’t allow rape

Mar 19, 2015 at 08:26PM EDT

Commented on They've figured it out

I have a voice in my head,

it’s a helicopter…………

and everyday it tells me….

SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

Mar 19, 2015 at 08:24PM EDT

Commented on #OkayMovement

this is all over Facebook

you know, where 99% of the users are expert memers

Mar 19, 2015 at 05:10PM EDT

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