Joined Dec 23, 2012 at 04:23AM EST
What the potato did you just fucking say about potatos, you little potato? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my potato in the Potato Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret potatos on Al-Potato, and I have over 300 confirmed potatos. I am trained in potato warfare and I’m the top potato in the entire US potato forces. You are nothing to me but just another potato. I will wipe you the fuck out with potatos the likes of which has never been seen before on this Potato, mark my fucking potatos. You think you can get away with saying that potato to me over the potato? Think again, potato. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of potatos across the POTATO and your Potato is being traced right now so you better prepare for the potato, potato. The potato that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your potato. You’re fucking dead, potato. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can bake you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare potatos. Not only am I extensively trained in potato combat, but I have access to the entire potato of the United States Potato Corps and I will use it to its full potato to wipe your miserable potato off the potato of the potato, you little potato. If only you could have known what unholy potato your little “clever” potato was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking potato. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the potato, you goddamn potato. I will shit potato all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking potato, potato.