Hamilton Turtle

Anyone mind adding me? (I dont really have image editing)

Then there will be North and South Florida and Texas will secede. I highly doubt anybody would seriously go through with this, the splitting of states, especially in this “no change” atmosphere.

“Master of Communism”

A Jewish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks him in the eye and says “We’re closed”.

>None of my friends know about memes >One starts planking for no reason and puts it on Facebook >Everybody starts planking >"Its just cool now. I mean, its like the new thing!" >mfw However, my Chinese teacher’s pretty cool about it. He called one of the kids in my class a troll, and I remember when someone got points off on a test, he just said “U MAD?” and gave a dumb-looking grin.

A Box of Tissues (Weapon) A Fancy Hat (Object I need at my darkest time) A Dream-Catcher (Escape tool) Aw crap.

Orlando, Florida Come check out our great new basketball stadium, and our lack of modern public trains!

Knowing that the person who you have hated since your childhood is now dead, killed by the United States, is just somehow very awe-striking. Something tells me we will always remember this day, as we probably all remember 9/11.

giant elephants

Something tells me that it’s going to be way more than 4 or 5, so we would need a large server.

It looks like a variant of “And Not A Single Fuck Was Given That Day”, the macros are similar in style.

Oh, you crazy spammers.

The bread can also be used… As a hat!