Hoovy The Great Hat Vendor

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Location: Siberia

Joined Nov 03, 2012 at 12:39PM EDT


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It is I who owns the hat shop in dis town, no one else sells these magnificent pieces of **** other than me.

…oh my god… touches Sasha
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN
Hat falls off the ceiling
Maybe they think they smart think can me….
sniff
Maybe…
Maaybhe…
Retarded gibberish commences
Retarded gibberish intensifies
CRY MOAR SOAP
THIS IS NOT NO-TEARS SOAAPPPP


Deal of tha day week


AN EXPLOSIVE STICK! A one time use use tool to deal with your problems.
One time use.
Handle with care.
Not for pleasuring use.


A retarded motherfucker who sells economy-crushing hats. Also some random shit I find on the streets.
1. Mudkips
2. Team Fortress 2
3. Hats.
4. Hats.
WHERE THE FAK ARE YOU OH GOD I’M BLEEDING HALP
For each forum post, you earn $5. If you spam, you get a Gibus instead.

Dennis (The Hitman): $575
Ti Ex Ex: $35
Everybody Else: $100 + Forum posts








I hereby introduce you to a new feature, PACKS! They do cost more $$$, but you can get Unusuals, which are no longer available to be simply bought. Currently the Spook & Robo packs are available..
New: The Random Pack has been added, you can get any hat in existence!



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