Hustlin' Tom


Location: Interwebs

Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT



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I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.

Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.

Recent Activity

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Everything in this picture looks great.

Except her broken left leg.

Dec 13, 2014 at 07:26PM EST

Commented on Last Episode: May 10

Personally I’m surprised we got a season 5 at all, so I’ll happily wait until whenever it comes out!

Dec 09, 2014 at 09:23AM EST

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Spidey: Alright, chill out Ice Man! I didn’t mean anything by it.

Nov 28, 2014 at 11:08PM EST

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(Recorded reaction as I scanned the picture)

Ok, so it’s LoK fanart. Nice! Green, so probably Earth Kingdom. Ah, it’s Kuvira. Good goo-


Nov 20, 2014 at 07:05PM EST

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Bitches get stitches when Fluttershy puts her game face on.

Nov 08, 2014 at 05:05PM EST

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This was almost what happened when I was building my new computer this weekend. Things got better fortunately.

Nov 06, 2014 at 07:58AM EST

Commented on Amanda Marcotte goes Full Mcintosh.

>Sees image, expects shitstorm in comments
>Finds rational people defending moderate views of all parties

…Today I’ve been pleasantly surprised by my fellow humans.

Nov 02, 2014 at 05:28PM EST

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Did anyone else initially read that as “Tor- tilla” or am I just the only dumb person?

Oct 26, 2014 at 04:24PM EDT

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If anyone is wondering, the artist is chalosan/chalodillo

Oct 26, 2014 at 12:56PM EDT

Commented on Best waifu

Says you! She can give me Krispy Kreme any day!

Oct 26, 2014 at 09:50AM EDT

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No, but I can dry your tears and give you a hug.

Oct 26, 2014 at 09:48AM EDT

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Hellz yeah.

Allow me to do the dance of my people!

Oct 24, 2014 at 07:46PM EDT

Commented on What Every Boy Wants

Marshmallow hell is fun and all, but personally I’d like to be able to breathe when I sleep.

Oct 23, 2014 at 09:10AM EDT

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Would totally get ass kicked to be the father.

Oct 22, 2014 at 10:39PM EDT

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