Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT
I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.
Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.
Marshmallow hell is fun and all, but personally I’d like to be able to breathe when I sleep.
Would totally get ass kicked to be the father.
‘Gasp’ How did you know I’d see this?!
While the insult is amusing, it really is amateur for anyone who is a veteran Netizen, isn’t it?
Korra wat r u doing?
She kind of reminds me of a dog.
If she were a dog, I would rub her cheeks between my palms
and I would also start to like dogs.
>Fucks her right in the pussy
Well, whatever happened he probably wasn’t asking for it.
And suddenly I’m getting flashbacks to when Kiss Players happened.
Let it never be said that this father did nothing for his kid.
Snow removal: Hardcore addition
Can someone provide context? I’m intrigued.
>Method is created to try and help prevent rape
>Critics compare to ‘medieval torture’
How do these critics expect these scum to stop if there isn’t something to physically deter them from doing it? Ask ‘Please sir, could you not rape me today; it would be ever so inconvenient’?
It was Vega. He had the munchies.
Midna needs more love in the Legend of Zelda series. Twilight Princess is one of my favorite Wii games.
Look at this motherfucking gentleman drinking wine with his cheeseburger. Class and style!
We all should aspire to be like him.
Watch out folks: there’s a metaphysical boner on the loose!
So how is claiming either is stupid helpful?
More importantly, who the fuck ate with forks back then?
And then everyone was of a surprisingly sound bodily constitution.
Zhanna x Soldier is my new OTP. Thick as thieves they are!
Twilight passed your level of bullshit five hours ago, Spike.
Aang wears a suit damn fine!
Apart from having a spear instead of a sword, this new Kopaka is pure orgasmic goodness.
So Peach’s vagina is a singularity?