Hustlin' Tom


Location: Interwebs

Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT



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I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.

Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.

Recent Activity

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Dude, that’s just gross. ;D

Jun 27, 2012 at 09:30AM EDT

Commented on Noah's wall

Thank you for the follow good sir!

Jun 26, 2012 at 10:50AM EDT

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Dude. Jesus looks like Sylvester Stallone!

Jun 25, 2012 at 05:14PM EDT

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Damn you internet! You keep me from thinking innocent thoughts!

Jun 25, 2012 at 05:07PM EDT

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The time has come for all bendy straws to leave Republic City.

Jun 25, 2012 at 04:51PM EDT

Commented on 845.png

I am going to destroy these two!

Jun 25, 2012 at 04:50PM EDT

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They’re taking the cider to Isengard!

Jun 24, 2012 at 11:19PM EDT

Commented on 3ec

>opens Paint
>Whites out Spike
>Me Gusta

Jun 24, 2012 at 11:16PM EDT

Commented on fa1

There’s an arrow on her back that points directly to DAT ASS

Jun 24, 2012 at 11:06PM EDT

Commented on bfe

Your tyranny is at an end Celest-
I obey.

Jun 24, 2012 at 11:04PM EDT

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‘Scoffs’ What need have me of pants?! You can always use a good breeze.

Jun 23, 2012 at 10:20PM EDT

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Classiest fantastic-ist pony you’ll ever know.

Jun 23, 2012 at 06:46PM EDT

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Clearly this is Nightmare Moon’s keyboard. Observe the automatic Eclipse button near the bottom.

Jun 23, 2012 at 06:45PM EDT

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Why else would they recommend it then? Continued employment.

Jun 22, 2012 at 09:57PM EDT

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