Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT
I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.
Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.
I have a theory about where all the Moon Pies went.
This is my serious face
Dude, that’s just gross. ;D
Thank you for the follow good sir!
Dude. Jesus looks like Sylvester Stallone!
Damn you internet! You keep me from thinking innocent thoughts!
The time has come for all bendy straws to leave Republic City.
I am going to destroy these two!
It’s perfectly okay
Thanks for the follow! Brohoof!
They’re taking the cider to Isengard!
>Whites out Spike
Jizzed in my pants.
There’s an arrow on her back that points directly to DAT ASS
Your tyranny is at an end Celest-
The Great but Modest Trixie.
‘Scoffs’ What need have me of pants?! You can always use a good breeze.
Classiest fantastic-ist pony you’ll ever know.
Clearly this is Nightmare Moon’s keyboard. Observe the automatic Eclipse button near the bottom.
Korra is so hot, she’s a shlong bender.
Why else would they recommend it then? Continued employment.
YOU ALL MAD?!