Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT
I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.
Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.
I cannot deal with Rarity’s fabulousity!
You ever have one of those days when you’re just walking along, minding your own business, when suddenly a vagina just appears right of fucking nowhere?
Haha! The secretive anal merriment has been doubled!
Celestia has her anus prepared and waiting.
We’ve got 99 problems, but bitches ain’t one
Thanks for the follow! May your Swag be as insurmountable as mine!
My Swag is insurmountable. Yours can be too with Old Spice!
Wait, why the suit? She can just as easily turn invisible. Unless she’s up to kinkiness.
Applejack, we really don’t mind if your derriere gets bigger, you’re still the woman we appreciate for your strong convictions and honesty!
I’m becoming a polygamist now!
Uhh, foxy lady!
Please go on; I’d love to hear more.
Wow, Rime of the Ancient Mariner crossover work? Classy and old!
Continue this particular ponification please!
I saw what you put on my wall. I got a good chuckle out of it! All I got to say is,
“PARTIES ARE THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS”
Wouldn’t be more like "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!
I fucking love Sloppy Joes!
Sweet Apple Acres’ apples will never be safe with him around.
Eevee breeding was fun back in the day. I had fifteen of them!
Here’s a visual aid
Yes, and it’s fucking hilarious!