Hustlin' Tom


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Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT



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I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.

Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.

Recent Activity

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Looking at the original picture, my first thought was it was disgusting. My second thought was how the hell would you clean that thing.

May 29, 2012 at 08:48AM EDT

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I for one like Blackjack. And also, this.

May 29, 2012 at 08:43AM EDT

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This reminds me, where the hell was War Machine?

May 28, 2012 at 06:28PM EDT

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Since pants are generally considered to be denim leg garments that go all the way down to the ankle region, is she technically wearing a pant?

May 28, 2012 at 08:54AM EDT

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My mental voice read this in Patrick Warburton’s voice. Awesome!

May 28, 2012 at 08:51AM EDT

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Reproduction obviously.

I kid, I kid!

May 27, 2012 at 10:47PM EDT

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Stig is best. No, I didn’t misspeak ’ Stig is best pony’. Stig is best. Period.

May 27, 2012 at 10:44PM EDT

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Can’t we all agree that Twilight is Polynegrocacausian-asian? With Mediterranean twinges?

May 27, 2012 at 08:28PM EDT

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Dem hips. Perfect I bet for vigorous and continuous activities.

Like running.

May 26, 2012 at 09:51PM EDT

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Patsy, you are a heretic and a swine! Burn him!

May 26, 2012 at 10:50AM EDT

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But she was starving! Surely that must be taken into account!

May 26, 2012 at 10:28AM EDT

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Since no one else has said it yet.

May 26, 2012 at 08:53AM EDT

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OBJECTION! On the grounds that ponies are stupendously amazing, I rest MY case.

May 26, 2012 at 08:50AM EDT

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‘Baseball is kinda hit and miss..’

May 25, 2012 at 10:20PM EDT

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Bumblebee: “Wait, I can’t complain about this, I have no mouth.”

May 25, 2012 at 10:18PM EDT

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