Hustlin' Tom


Location: Interwebs

Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT



Karma Received
+10 +12 (85%) -2 (15%)
Karma Given
+6 +6 (100%) -0 (0%)


I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.

Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.

Recent Activity

Commented on 05e.gif

You ever have one of those days when you’re just walking along, minding your own business, when suddenly a vagina just appears right of fucking nowhere?

May 17, 2012 at 07:36PM EDT

Commented on b5e.jpg

Haha! The secretive anal merriment has been doubled!

May 17, 2012 at 07:34PM EDT

Commented on a1c.png

Celestia has her anus prepared and waiting.

May 17, 2012 at 06:03PM EDT

Commented on 183.jpg

We’ve got 99 problems, but bitches ain’t one

May 17, 2012 at 05:56PM EDT

Commented on 779.png

Wait, why the suit? She can just as easily turn invisible. Unless she’s up to kinkiness.

May 16, 2012 at 10:32PM EDT

Commented on 945.png

Applejack, we really don’t mind if your derriere gets bigger, you’re still the woman we appreciate for your strong convictions and honesty!

May 16, 2012 at 10:31PM EDT

Commented on 55c.png

I’m becoming a polygamist now!

May 16, 2012 at 10:28PM EDT

Commented on 287.jpg

Iiiiiiiiiinteresting. Me..Gusta?

May 16, 2012 at 09:00PM EDT

Commented on 687.jpg

Please go on; I’d love to hear more.

May 16, 2012 at 08:56PM EDT

Commented on 76f.png

Wow, Rime of the Ancient Mariner crossover work? Classy and old!

May 16, 2012 at 07:15PM EDT

Commented on 70d.jpg

Continue this particular ponification please!

May 16, 2012 at 07:13PM EDT

Commented on Zarathh's wall

I saw what you put on my wall. I got a good chuckle out of it! All I got to say is,


May 16, 2012 at 06:05PM EDT

Commented on d91.png


May 16, 2012 at 09:00AM EDT

Commented on bb9.png

Sweet Apple Acres’ apples will never be safe with him around.

May 15, 2012 at 09:48PM EDT

Commented on b81.png

Eevee breeding was fun back in the day. I had fifteen of them!

May 15, 2012 at 09:45PM EDT

Commented on 8e8.jpg


Here’s a visual aid

May 15, 2012 at 06:13PM EDT

Commented on bb1.png


Yes, and it’s fucking hilarious!

May 14, 2012 at 10:30PM EDT

Commented on c31.png

Watch out! The two titty monsters are attacking each other!

May 14, 2012 at 10:27PM EDT

Sup! You must login or signup first!