Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT
I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.
Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.
Ceiling Sweetie is a filly and wonders what you’re doing down there.
Ceiling Gummy doesn’t give a stone cold damn if you’re clopping.
Time? Time is not made of lines! It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round!
Powerful undies and socks of death.
Curses, they’ve found the pattern in my plot twists!
We all have a great personality?
What if Twilight Sparkle is real, and Tara Strong is just her publicity doppelganger?
I iz in yer jarz, nomming on all yer cookiez.
You can now only focus on the fact that Pinkie has only four fingers.
Titanic tracks of land
inb4 Invader Zim contacts
I had no idea Carousel Boutique was located on a corner!
Is that a command or an expletive?
I specifically remember someone saying not to does this for this very reas--HHHNNNNNGGGG!
Rainbow Dash just can’t handle Twilight’s moistness.
Thanks for the follow!
I thought Kill BIll was Rarity’s thing.
The first man in the world according to the Nords was created from the armpit sweat of a giant. Manly creation story is manly.
Megatron, what are you doing?! Why have you stopped trying to conquering the universe, and destroying Optimus Prime and all the Autobots?
Worse still, she could have had an embarrassing nude photo! Oh wait.