Hustlin' Tom


Location: Interwebs

Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT



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I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.

Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.

Recent Activity

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Ceiling Sweetie is a filly and wonders what you’re doing down there.

May 14, 2012 at 08:36PM EDT

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Ceiling Gummy doesn’t give a stone cold damn if you’re clopping.

May 14, 2012 at 08:33PM EDT

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Time? Time is not made of lines! It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round!

May 14, 2012 at 08:32PM EDT

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Powerful undies and socks of death.

May 14, 2012 at 08:29PM EDT

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Curses, they’ve found the pattern in my plot twists!

May 14, 2012 at 08:28PM EDT

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We all have a great personality?

May 14, 2012 at 10:30AM EDT

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What if Twilight Sparkle is real, and Tara Strong is just her publicity doppelganger?

May 14, 2012 at 08:59AM EDT

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I iz in yer jarz, nomming on all yer cookiez.

May 14, 2012 at 08:54AM EDT

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You can now only focus on the fact that Pinkie has only four fingers.

May 14, 2012 at 08:52AM EDT

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@El Slinker
…Lauren Faust?..Maybe?

May 13, 2012 at 08:10PM EDT

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I had no idea Carousel Boutique was located on a corner!

May 12, 2012 at 09:20PM EDT

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Is that a command or an expletive?

May 12, 2012 at 07:08PM EDT

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I specifically remember someone saying not to does this for this very reas--HHHNNNNNGGGG!

May 12, 2012 at 07:04PM EDT

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Rainbow Dash just can’t handle Twilight’s moistness.

May 12, 2012 at 07:02PM EDT

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I thought Kill BIll was Rarity’s thing.

May 12, 2012 at 09:10AM EDT

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The first man in the world according to the Nords was created from the armpit sweat of a giant. Manly creation story is manly.

May 11, 2012 at 10:59PM EDT

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Megatron, what are you doing?! Why have you stopped trying to conquering the universe, and destroying Optimus Prime and all the Autobots?

May 11, 2012 at 10:57PM EDT

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Worse still, she could have had an embarrassing nude photo! Oh wait.

May 11, 2012 at 10:54PM EDT

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