Hustlin' Tom


Location: Interwebs

Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT



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I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.

Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.

Recent Activity

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I’m I the only one confused on how pegasi wings are connected to prostates biologically?

Apr 11, 2012 at 08:47AM EDT

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@Blue Yoshi

Just woke up after seeing this; slept like a damn baby.

Like a Bawz

Apr 11, 2012 at 08:46AM EDT

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Oh right, they’re horses! That explains the long smile.

Apr 10, 2012 at 11:29PM EDT

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One day, with the power of science and the magic of genetic engineering, I shall create Applejack!

Apr 10, 2012 at 09:39PM EDT

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Is this someone trying to force a meme?

Bad Judgment Lyra?

Apr 10, 2012 at 09:33PM EDT

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No, not really. Completely unrelated.

Apr 10, 2012 at 09:32PM EDT

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Take your pick.

Apr 10, 2012 at 05:46PM EDT

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Verily Luna; tis in fact much junk within thine trunk!

Apr 10, 2012 at 02:41PM EDT

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We need profiles for the other 5, and this guy to voice it over!

Apr 10, 2012 at 02:36PM EDT

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Oh this baws.

Did you see how baws that was?

It was really baws.

Apr 10, 2012 at 02:31PM EDT

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Now you’re thinking with Pinkie Pie.

Apr 10, 2012 at 01:05PM EDT

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And upon that day, all acts of fornication were withheld.

Apr 10, 2012 at 11:08AM EDT

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I’m a mare now. Mares are cool.

Apr 10, 2012 at 11:05AM EDT

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It’s like a game of whack-a-mole, except that I want them out of my keyboard to hug them!

Apr 10, 2012 at 07:58AM EDT

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Meh, not much. Eatin’ breakfast. You?

Apr 10, 2012 at 07:53AM EDT

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