Hustlin' Tom


Location: Interwebs

Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT



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I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.

Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.

Recent Activity

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Da fuzz is aduribuuuuule!

Ehem, for me, I became a Brony because of Luna’s episode. So, obvious choice is obvious.

Apr 12, 2012 at 10:37PM EDT

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I’m sorry, but I gotta ask everybody: Is anyone else turned on by Princess Rosalina’s voice?

Apr 12, 2012 at 10:28PM EDT

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If I could only choose one, it’d probably be Applejack or Fluttershy.

Apr 12, 2012 at 02:39PM EDT

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At first I was like:

But then I was all:

Apr 12, 2012 at 11:25AM EDT

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This is not a repost; this Pinkie Pie falling infinitely through portals.

Apr 12, 2012 at 11:23AM EDT

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FUCK GUNS. We’re gonna giggle at the ghosties!

Apr 12, 2012 at 11:20AM EDT

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While I don’t have an account on, I am on the site looking at news very frequently. Hang on a second, why are we not friends? I must fix this!

Apr 12, 2012 at 11:13AM EDT

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Ponies have left me heartless: by the time it grows back, it explodes from their cuteness.

Now all I’m left with is a callus of love and tolerance.

Apr 12, 2012 at 11:12AM EDT

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Man, I wish money could mate! Oh wait, I guess that’s what interest is. LOL!

Apr 12, 2012 at 11:09AM EDT

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Remember Twilight, Jesus loves you! And so do all of us!

Apr 12, 2012 at 11:06AM EDT

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Kaaaaaaaaaaarl! That kills people!

Apr 12, 2012 at 11:04AM EDT

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Currently saved pony images: over 2,000
Currently uploaded images: 4

Guess that’s me!

Apr 12, 2012 at 07:57AM EDT

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Aunt May, Aunt May! Is that an angel?

Apr 11, 2012 at 09:53PM EDT

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Damn, I can’t think of a way to make this seem innocuous at all..

Oh well!

Apr 11, 2012 at 09:52PM EDT

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So I see you are sexually frustrated as well Spike?

Apr 11, 2012 at 09:49PM EDT

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This Tumblr, is the best Tumblr ever conceived.

Apr 11, 2012 at 09:49PM EDT

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Good sir, you’re speakin’ mah language!

Apr 11, 2012 at 09:48PM EDT

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