Hustlin' Tom


Location: Interwebs

Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT



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I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.

Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.

Recent Activity

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Remember Twilight, Jesus loves you! And so do all of us!

Apr 12, 2012 at 11:06AM EDT

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Kaaaaaaaaaaarl! That kills people!

Apr 12, 2012 at 11:04AM EDT

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Currently saved pony images: over 2,000
Currently uploaded images: 4

Guess that’s me!

Apr 12, 2012 at 07:57AM EDT

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Aunt May, Aunt May! Is that an angel?

Apr 11, 2012 at 09:53PM EDT

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Damn, I can’t think of a way to make this seem innocuous at all..

Oh well!

Apr 11, 2012 at 09:52PM EDT

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So I see you are sexually frustrated as well Spike?

Apr 11, 2012 at 09:49PM EDT

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This Tumblr, is the best Tumblr ever conceived.

Apr 11, 2012 at 09:49PM EDT

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Good sir, you’re speakin’ mah language!

Apr 11, 2012 at 09:48PM EDT

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I’ll do even more than that!

I’ll give you hair rustle.

Apr 11, 2012 at 09:47PM EDT

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Why does no one ever listen to Fluttershy’s constant warnings?

Apr 11, 2012 at 08:35PM EDT

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Ah yeah, we’re gonna FUCK SOME SHIT UP TONIGHT!!!

Apr 11, 2012 at 08:34PM EDT

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I died laughing at this part of the MOV..And I just did it again with the caption!

Apr 11, 2012 at 08:32PM EDT

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Lyra just wants to look like a sexy slut; a sexy HUMAN slut.

Apr 11, 2012 at 07:38PM EDT

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On the internet, no one can hear gifs scream…

Apr 11, 2012 at 07:37PM EDT

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No matter what you do with it, you will always be flipping somepony the bird.

Apr 11, 2012 at 07:36PM EDT

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Ask her about her Pokey-mans.

Apr 11, 2012 at 07:35PM EDT

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That’s a nice view of your chocolate milk I’m getting >:3

Apr 11, 2012 at 07:34PM EDT

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Lol, you’re burger meat now. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

That’s for calling Filly Twilight Sparkle fat!

Apr 11, 2012 at 07:31PM EDT

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