Hustlin' Tom


Location: Interwebs

Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT



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I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.

Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.

Recent Activity

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That is one big tree they built there.

Apr 07, 2012 at 07:41AM EDT

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I’d eat it..if it weren’t expensive and in one of the plastic ‘homeless’ bags.

Apr 06, 2012 at 09:56PM EDT

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Even Nightmare Moon has a waifu.

Apr 06, 2012 at 06:15PM EDT

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Spike, M.D., practitioner of the reverse suppository.

Apr 06, 2012 at 01:02PM EDT

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Just a normal commute. Nothing to see here.


Apr 05, 2012 at 11:35PM EDT

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Say goodbye to your kneecaps, featherhead!

Apr 05, 2012 at 11:34PM EDT

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Half the life training of Jedi ponies is dedicated to gaining strong neck muscles.

Apr 05, 2012 at 08:34PM EDT

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There you go Dashie dear.

Apr 05, 2012 at 11:30AM EDT

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I, for one, still remain skeptical of their existence.

Apr 05, 2012 at 07:46AM EDT

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Then Rainbow Dash was a Pellow (I properly mispronounced it)

Apr 05, 2012 at 07:45AM EDT

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I was going to try some convoluted time paradox joke, but Rob’s joke up there is funnier.

Apr 04, 2012 at 11:22PM EDT

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Twilight-imus Prime and Rarity ’bout to fuck some shit up!

Apr 04, 2012 at 11:18PM EDT

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And then there will be Brazzers.

Apr 04, 2012 at 11:03PM EDT

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Why don’t you take a seat, Miss Twilight.

Apr 04, 2012 at 10:21PM EDT

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