Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT
I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.
Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.
That is one big tree they built there.
Same, but add DISCORD!!!
I’d eat it..if it weren’t expensive and in one of the plastic ‘homeless’ bags.
AAAALL DAT LINGERIE
Even Nightmare Moon has a waifu.
Come at me filly!
Spike, M.D., practitioner of the reverse suppository.
Just a normal commute. Nothing to see here.
SNAG ALL THE LYRAS!
Say goodbye to your kneecaps, featherhead!
I FUCKING LOVE READING
Half the life training of Jedi ponies is dedicated to gaining strong neck muscles.
Score for the younger kid!
There you go Dashie dear.
I, for one, still remain skeptical of their existence.
Then Rainbow Dash was a Pellow (I properly mispronounced it)
I was going to try some convoluted time paradox joke, but Rob’s joke up there is funnier.
Twilight-imus Prime and Rarity ’bout to fuck some shit up!
I’m totally going to hell for this..
She went to the moon, for our sins.
Who else heard the squee?
And then there will be Brazzers.
Why don’t you take a seat, Miss Twilight.