Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT
I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.
Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.
It’s like a game of whack-a-mole, except that I want them out of my keyboard to hug them!
Meh, not much. Eatin’ breakfast. You?
Roller Belle roller-blades everywhere.
You want to entertain me? Do. My. Homework.
This is now the most manly pony name ever.
You made me sad, in a happy way.
“Vinyl Scratch! Why are you a medic?”
“I HAVE NO IDEA!!!”
That post over there, I saw what it did.
The girls reactions to being announced as the next top Playcolt models was a mixed basket.
Evil beware, we have books.
Because I have a fear that you will gouge me in sensitive regions with your horn.
Why does this picture make John Joseco look like a child molester? Give him a break! He’s a nice guy!
Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright, WHO TOUCHED MY CELLO?!
Flutterrage with Bourbon. Imagine the consequences.
Not sure if Luna got bigger,
Or if ponies got smaller..
Afterwards, Rarity and Applejack had to explain to their respective younger siblings why they couldn’t have nice things.
Oh sweet! I’m more muscular, but now I have a skin condition. Look out! Here comes Hustlin’ Tom!
I’d pay you all my money for either an AppleJack 47, or for a M-Flutter 16.
Your business is amazing, and you should feel amazing!
Prepare yourselves, the invasion force from Equestria will be swift, deadly, and utterly adorable.
Uploaded an image to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.