Hustlin' Tom

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Location: Interwebs

Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT


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About

I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.

Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
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Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13879/a-journey-unthought-of-a-mans-life-in-equestria
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Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/50195/the-maiden-and-the-serpent
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Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/72967/the-sorrow-and-the-temptation
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The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/76162/apocalypse-unbound
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How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/81041/lessons-for-a-benevolent-tyrant
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Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/92386/a-journey-unthought-of-revival-of-chaos
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Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.


Recent Activity

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Playing musical instruments in only your undergarments increases your skill and prowess in being a musician.

At least, that’s what they’d have you believe.

Apr 03, 2012 at 10:56PM EDT

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@Explosive Lasers

..Discord loves British humor?

Great, now all I can think of is the Spam sketch from Monty Python.

Apr 03, 2012 at 10:54PM EDT

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Hey baby, is there a muffin in your pants, or are you happy to see me?

I don’t have a muffin, and I’m not wearing pants.

Oh my.

Apr 03, 2012 at 10:53PM EDT

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I got that bitch a carrot. Bitches love carrots.

Apr 03, 2012 at 10:17PM EDT

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And then after you place the nut on the gasket, you rotate it vigorously until it is firmly in place.

There, I made it innocuous AND made it a double entendre. Hah!

Apr 03, 2012 at 10:17PM EDT

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I would be overjoyed to have just one Fluttershy, but two? DIABEETUS INDUCING.

Apr 03, 2012 at 06:43PM EDT

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Yes, the comparison between Jekyll/Hyde and Fluttershy/Flutterbitch is just delicious!

Apr 03, 2012 at 05:24PM EDT

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Why is it that every other time I look at Rarity she’s wet all over?

Apr 03, 2012 at 01:23PM EDT

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Do girls play video games in their underwear? Eh, pass the tater chips plz.

Apr 01, 2012 at 10:56PM EDT

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Put. her. down. gently.

Apr 01, 2012 at 10:54PM EDT

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ta;dr

Too Adorable; Didn’t read

Apr 01, 2012 at 10:52PM EDT

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The portal to Equestria is THAT way!

Apr 01, 2012 at 10:50PM EDT

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Who is that?

SUPRISE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Apr 01, 2012 at 06:39PM EDT

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The ending to the episode was the right thing to do, but who else thinks they should have done an embarrassing scoop on Diamond Tiara?

Apr 01, 2012 at 05:52PM EDT

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Tommy Lee Jones is best pony.

Apr 01, 2012 at 09:15AM EDT

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She’s the bringer of the moon right? What’s she going to do during the daytime anyway?

Mar 31, 2012 at 10:59PM EDT

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Hmmm, Yeah! Needs more cowbell!

Mar 31, 2012 at 09:15AM EDT

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Welcome to knowyourmeme! And thanks for the follow!

Mar 31, 2012 at 09:09AM EDT

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@goldar11

Oi! Pipe down! She’s a lady of sophistication.

Mar 30, 2012 at 11:22PM EDT

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@NewJerseyGuy

Just so you know, most if not all colts are male.

Mar 30, 2012 at 11:08AM EDT

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Haha! The Luna has been doubled!

Mar 30, 2012 at 09:27AM EDT

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