Hustlin' Tom


Location: Interwebs

Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT



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I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.

Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.

Recent Activity

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It’s like a game of whack-a-mole, except that I want them out of my keyboard to hug them!

Apr 10, 2012 at 07:58AM EDT

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Meh, not much. Eatin’ breakfast. You?

Apr 10, 2012 at 07:53AM EDT

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Roller Belle roller-blades everywhere.

Apr 10, 2012 at 07:52AM EDT

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You want to entertain me? Do. My. Homework.

Apr 10, 2012 at 07:49AM EDT

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This is now the most manly pony name ever.

Apr 09, 2012 at 11:34PM EDT

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You made me sad, in a happy way.

Apr 09, 2012 at 11:28PM EDT

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“Vinyl Scratch! Why are you a medic?”


Apr 09, 2012 at 11:27PM EDT

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That post over there, I saw what it did.

Apr 09, 2012 at 11:25PM EDT

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The girls reactions to being announced as the next top Playcolt models was a mixed basket.

Apr 09, 2012 at 09:09PM EDT

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Because I have a fear that you will gouge me in sensitive regions with your horn.

Apr 09, 2012 at 09:03PM EDT

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Why does this picture make John Joseco look like a child molester? Give him a break! He’s a nice guy!

Apr 09, 2012 at 08:32PM EDT

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Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright, WHO TOUCHED MY CELLO?!

Apr 09, 2012 at 08:30PM EDT

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Flutterrage with Bourbon. Imagine the consequences.

Apr 09, 2012 at 06:59PM EDT

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Not sure if Luna got bigger,

Or if ponies got smaller..

Apr 09, 2012 at 05:50PM EDT

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Afterwards, Rarity and Applejack had to explain to their respective younger siblings why they couldn’t have nice things.

Apr 09, 2012 at 05:48PM EDT

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Oh sweet! I’m more muscular, but now I have a skin condition. Look out! Here comes Hustlin’ Tom!

Apr 09, 2012 at 05:47PM EDT

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I’d pay you all my money for either an AppleJack 47, or for a M-Flutter 16.

Apr 09, 2012 at 04:29PM EDT

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Your business is amazing, and you should feel amazing!

Apr 09, 2012 at 04:26PM EDT

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Prepare yourselves, the invasion force from Equestria will be swift, deadly, and utterly adorable.

Apr 09, 2012 at 04:25PM EDT

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