Hustlin' Tom

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Location: Interwebs

Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT


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About

I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.

Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
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Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13879/a-journey-unthought-of-a-mans-life-in-equestria
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Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/50195/the-maiden-and-the-serpent
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Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/72967/the-sorrow-and-the-temptation
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The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/76162/apocalypse-unbound
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How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/81041/lessons-for-a-benevolent-tyrant
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Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/92386/a-journey-unthought-of-revival-of-chaos
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Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.


Recent Activity

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@Jacob

Yes, Angel’s pet is Fluttershy.

Mar 27, 2012 at 10:37PM EDT

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Seriously, what the hell WOULD the kids look like?

Mar 27, 2012 at 10:36PM EDT

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Confound this’ere duct tape, it drives me to drink cider!

Mar 27, 2012 at 07:19PM EDT

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When my hair gets long, it looks like Mr. Sparkle’s.

Mar 27, 2012 at 05:42PM EDT

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@Ingway Darkvova

Depending on how you look it, it could be Sunny D or chloroform.

I prefer the former.

Mar 27, 2012 at 02:41PM EDT

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IT’S SO FLUFFY, I’M GONNA DIE!

Mar 27, 2012 at 02:39PM EDT

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KISS ALL THE BRIDES!

On a serious note, I’m strongly considering becoming a polygamist.

Mar 27, 2012 at 02:38PM EDT

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Rape is such a new term though, how about ‘ravage’?

Mar 27, 2012 at 02:38PM EDT

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@DeadParrot222

Damn you! You reminded me of poor Seymour! I’m gonna cry now.

Mar 27, 2012 at 11:26AM EDT

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Good girl Fluttershy never needs to be told to be the Medic; she always wants to help people get better! :3

Mar 27, 2012 at 08:57AM EDT

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I clicked for the boobies, and stayed for the Luna.

Mar 26, 2012 at 10:34PM EDT

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Because I like Twilight more. I’m so sorry Rarity.

Mar 25, 2012 at 09:34PM EDT

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PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS

PINGAS PIE.

Mar 25, 2012 at 09:31PM EDT

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Are the tentacles in the background Slenderman sneaking up on her?

Mar 25, 2012 at 08:59PM EDT

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BUBBLEBATHS MOTHERBUCKER, DO YOU TAKE THEM?

Mar 25, 2012 at 08:23PM EDT

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He’s at all the cool events anymore.

Mar 25, 2012 at 08:20PM EDT

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Vampires:

Were: Monsters in the truest sense of the word; terrors of the night with the powers of weather control, intangibility, shape-shifting, and hypnosis.

Now: Sparkling emos.

I miss the old days.

Mar 25, 2012 at 06:38PM EDT

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That’s the power of muffins baby!

Mar 25, 2012 at 06:34PM EDT

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