Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT
I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.
Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.
He’s over there in the top right corner.
Fluttershy is extending her assertive into many aspects of her life
This is my current spray on TF2. Lulz are always made on the Ponyville server when they see it!
Lil Lestia: I’m getting.. new memories.
Celestia: Me too! I went back in time and had sex with myself! And..And..(points hoof) you liked it!
Lil Lestia: Oh..my..Faust. You’re right.
Both hug each other and start crying
Both: We’re so dirty!
Hey Celestia, whats up?
‘Trollestia engaged’ What’s..up? TEH MOOOOOOOOONAH! BEEYTCH!
‘One moon teleport later’
Awesome, now I can hang with Luna, RD and Derpy! Problem, Trollestia?
Pinkie Pie as Sherlock Holmes makes sense: back in the day, opium was considered a sophisticated man’s pleasure, and Pinkie’s opium, quite simply, is cupcakes.
While the Black Box isn’t my preferred weapon, it is a smart choice.
Not sure if saving something from being blown up, or if colossally pelvic thrusting the missile.
Also, party in the rain.
Oh look, they all jelly.
The story, for your intellectual entertainment.
Thepababakapethheh, I’ll just lick ya.
DasBoSchitt is best Schitt.
I made you a cake!
Oh boy, what flavor?
Oh, you mean it’s a surprise?
No, I mean it’s Surprise.
Playing musical instruments in only your undergarments increases your skill and prowess in being a musician.
At least, that’s what they’d have you believe.
..Discord loves British humor?
Great, now all I can think of is the Spam sketch from Monty Python.
Hey baby, is there a muffin in your pants, or are you happy to see me?
I don’t have a muffin, and I’m not wearing pants.
I got that bitch a carrot. Bitches love carrots.
And then after you place the nut on the gasket, you rotate it vigorously until it is firmly in place.
There, I made it innocuous AND made it a double entendre. Hah!
I would be overjoyed to have just one Fluttershy, but two? DIABEETUS INDUCING.
Yes, the comparison between Jekyll/Hyde and Fluttershy/Flutterbitch is just delicious!
Why is it that every other time I look at Rarity she’s wet all over?