Hustlin' Tom


Location: Interwebs

Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT



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I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.

Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.

Recent Activity

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‘Activates old black woman’s voice’

Dayum, you see dat girl’s style on da dance floo? Um hell yeah, she’s Twilightlicious.

Mar 28, 2012 at 04:55PM EDT

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Keep calm and wait for Rainbow Dash

Mar 28, 2012 at 04:52PM EDT

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OMG. To much random, even for Pinkie Pie!

Mar 28, 2012 at 04:51PM EDT

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Fluttershy was making sure the trees didn’t become angry.

Mar 28, 2012 at 03:49PM EDT

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Well this is a decidedly new spin on things! Still, me gusta.

Mar 28, 2012 at 01:55PM EDT

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And now we are all a little more knowledgeable. Thanks Urban Dictionary!

Mar 28, 2012 at 12:25PM EDT

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@A madpony with a sexy box

This is what that’s for? I loved Past Sins!

Mar 28, 2012 at 09:37AM EDT

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Fluttershy: Oh my, she looks nice.

Mar 28, 2012 at 09:32AM EDT

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Dear creator,

Teach us the art of pony making!

Mar 28, 2012 at 09:30AM EDT

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No money depository or Candy shop is safe now that Fluttershy has weaponized her cuteness.

Mar 27, 2012 at 10:49PM EDT

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Sweetie Belle is just like my 8 year old cousin Aaron; he’s a beast when it comes to Monopoly, and he almost never loses.

Mar 27, 2012 at 10:47PM EDT

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Skeptical Twilight is Skeptical

Mar 27, 2012 at 10:43PM EDT

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Yes, Angel’s pet is Fluttershy.

Mar 27, 2012 at 10:37PM EDT

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Seriously, what the hell WOULD the kids look like?

Mar 27, 2012 at 10:36PM EDT

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Confound this’ere duct tape, it drives me to drink cider!

Mar 27, 2012 at 07:19PM EDT

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When my hair gets long, it looks like Mr. Sparkle’s.

Mar 27, 2012 at 05:42PM EDT

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@Ingway Darkvova

Depending on how you look it, it could be Sunny D or chloroform.

I prefer the former.

Mar 27, 2012 at 02:41PM EDT

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Mar 27, 2012 at 02:39PM EDT

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On a serious note, I’m strongly considering becoming a polygamist.

Mar 27, 2012 at 02:38PM EDT

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Rape is such a new term though, how about ‘ravage’?

Mar 27, 2012 at 02:38PM EDT

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Damn you! You reminded me of poor Seymour! I’m gonna cry now.

Mar 27, 2012 at 11:26AM EDT

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