Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT
I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.
Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.
I FUCKING LOVE SUBS!
Flutterbitch is best bitch
I don’t mind and all, but could you be in lesbians with each other somewhere else? You’re blocking my sliders.
It’s ok Twilight, I still think you have a cute butt.
Quick! Get her some oxygen! She’s going purple!
Aww, she looks absolutely adorable in that!
Hold a mo’.
‘Rummages through closet’
‘Dusts off a T-1000’
He’s being Discorded; he sacrificed himself so Derpy wouldn’t remain Discorded.
THOSE EYES! THOSE HORRIBLE PERFECTLY ALIGNED EYES!!
Comic featuring Lesbian Sparkly and Bitchie Pie
Chuck Norris was able to do that before it was cool. And he struck oil while doing it.
Der all sow adoorabu!
I can show you the world…
Damn, Poe looks good in Aviators.
Derpy looked at Discord, “OMG. Are you the muffin man?”
I’d like to apologize for my comment and the nutbusting you so received from it; but really, the LULZ demanded it, and who am I to deny their authority?
Oh Celestia, she caught her own cuteness! She gonna HNNNNNG like the rest of us!
More like the Unholy Trinity of Molestation!
Let the copulation commence. Don’t mind me, I’m just eating my banana flavored ice cream.
How bout them apples.
I’d drink to this.
The ears killed my arousal.
If there were a way for an actual horse to express me gusta, it would look like this.
Come to think of, this reminds me of Tenanntface a bit. Quick! Someone put it on Dr. Whooves!