Hustlin' Tom


Location: Interwebs

Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT



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I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.

Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.

Recent Activity

Commented on corrupt wish

I, for one, still remain skeptical of their existence.

Apr 05, 2012 at 07:46AM EDT

Commented on pillow dash

Then Rainbow Dash was a Pellow (I properly mispronounced it)

Apr 05, 2012 at 07:45AM EDT

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I was going to try some convoluted time paradox joke, but Rob’s joke up there is funnier.

Apr 04, 2012 at 11:22PM EDT

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Twilight-imus Prime and Rarity ’bout to fuck some shit up!

Apr 04, 2012 at 11:18PM EDT

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And then there will be Brazzers.

Apr 04, 2012 at 11:03PM EDT

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Why don’t you take a seat, Miss Twilight.

Apr 04, 2012 at 10:21PM EDT

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I’d only come to the pants party if there are ponies.

Apr 04, 2012 at 09:33PM EDT

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@Dr. Greg

With the translation, I am now terrified of Pinkie Pie; can summon meteors!

Apr 04, 2012 at 09:32PM EDT

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He’s over there in the top right corner.

Apr 04, 2012 at 07:47PM EDT

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Fluttershy is extending her assertive into many aspects of her life

Apr 04, 2012 at 07:36PM EDT

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This is my current spray on TF2. Lulz are always made on the Ponyville server when they see it!

Apr 04, 2012 at 07:35PM EDT

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Lil Lestia: I’m getting.. new memories.

Celestia: Me too! I went back in time and had sex with myself! And..And..(points hoof) you liked it!

Lil Lestia: You’re right.

Both hug each other and start crying

Both: We’re so dirty!

Apr 04, 2012 at 07:30PM EDT

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Hey Celestia, whats up?

‘Trollestia engaged’ What’s..up? TEH MOOOOOOOOONAH! BEEYTCH!

‘One moon teleport later’

Awesome, now I can hang with Luna, RD and Derpy! Problem, Trollestia?


Apr 04, 2012 at 07:26PM EDT

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Pinkie Pie as Sherlock Holmes makes sense: back in the day, opium was considered a sophisticated man’s pleasure, and Pinkie’s opium, quite simply, is cupcakes.

Apr 04, 2012 at 07:13PM EDT

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While the Black Box isn’t my preferred weapon, it is a smart choice.

Apr 04, 2012 at 07:11PM EDT

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Not sure if saving something from being blown up, or if colossally pelvic thrusting the missile.

Apr 04, 2012 at 07:07PM EDT

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