Hustlin' Tom


Location: Interwebs

Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT



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I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.

Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.

Recent Activity

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I don’t mind and all, but could you be in lesbians with each other somewhere else? You’re blocking my sliders.

Mar 29, 2012 at 11:21PM EDT

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It’s ok Twilight, I still think you have a cute butt.

Mar 29, 2012 at 11:12PM EDT

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Quick! Get her some oxygen! She’s going purple!

Mar 29, 2012 at 11:07PM EDT

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Aww, she looks absolutely adorable in that!

Mar 29, 2012 at 09:09PM EDT

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Hold a mo’.

‘Rummages through closet’

‘Dusts off a T-1000’

Mar 29, 2012 at 09:08PM EDT

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He’s being Discorded; he sacrificed himself so Derpy wouldn’t remain Discorded.

Mar 29, 2012 at 09:06PM EDT

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Mar 29, 2012 at 09:04PM EDT

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Comic featuring Lesbian Sparkly and Bitchie Pie

Mar 29, 2012 at 09:03PM EDT

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Chuck Norris was able to do that before it was cool. And he struck oil while doing it.

Mar 29, 2012 at 08:59PM EDT

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Damn, Poe looks good in Aviators.

Mar 29, 2012 at 05:07PM EDT

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Derpy looked at Discord, “OMG. Are you the muffin man?”

Mar 29, 2012 at 05:05PM EDT

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I’d like to apologize for my comment and the nutbusting you so received from it; but really, the LULZ demanded it, and who am I to deny their authority?

Mar 29, 2012 at 10:00AM EDT

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Oh Celestia, she caught her own cuteness! She gonna HNNNNNG like the rest of us!

Mar 28, 2012 at 10:02PM EDT

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More like the Unholy Trinity of Molestation!

Mar 28, 2012 at 10:00PM EDT

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Let the copulation commence. Don’t mind me, I’m just eating my banana flavored ice cream.

Mar 28, 2012 at 10:00PM EDT

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How bout them apples.


Mar 28, 2012 at 09:57PM EDT

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If there were a way for an actual horse to express me gusta, it would look like this.

Come to think of, this reminds me of Tenanntface a bit. Quick! Someone put it on Dr. Whooves!

Mar 28, 2012 at 09:53PM EDT

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