Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT
I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.
Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.
That’s a glorious WOT face.
FINALLY! You know how many years we’ve been waiting for this slice?
She’s Dreamwalker: Equestrian Ranger
Looks like we’re Melted.
The ponytail’s down. Shit’s about to get fucked up.
Your genius is a blessing to us all Ozy. Please, tell us more about peace through mass murder!
This is bullshit! You can’t bathe Rainbow Dash!
The question is are they measuring my mass, or are they measuring Rarity’s tensile strength?
I did, even for fun once.
Then I went to college, and all the fun was lost.
Frankly, this shouldn’t even have made it to the court. The Dentist should be strong enough in his moral compass to not be worried about a person disrupting his marriage who hasn’t even necessarily been flirtatious or made any advances. He should have considered that issue before he hired the assistant in the first place!
Still, all things considered, if the issue still remained, he should have just recommended her to someone else and offered a good reference, instead of this stupid court battle.
Butt of course! Everyone loves a big, dark booty.
Unicorns get magic
Pegasi get flight
Earth ponies get Jaegers
…This cosplay is almost too go. He’s giving me the jibblees.
The fact that this exists in the DCAU canon makes me wonder how the animators and screenwriters got this crap past WB.
Would blow raspberries on stomach. :3
Video games cause phallic growth, my enormous cock proves it!
Hey look! It’s Mandalf the Pink! Wonder if he ever hangs out with Magento.
The MJOLNIR MARK VIII armor has taken influence from the countless attempts at bikini armor by warrior babes from across the ages and streamlined them down into the most powerful suit created for the UNSC to date. The armor, and it’s user, are now virtually indestructible.
I laughed way harder than I should have.
Was anyone else waiting for her to switch into gear and flip out when she entered maximum overdrive?
Isn’t Japan’s ‘Army’ technically considered a ‘Defense Force’?
And now I need to marathon Book 3.
In water there is bacteria.
In alcohol there is yeast excrement.
Tiny organisms, or tiny organism piss?
I think he’s gonna need some ice for that.