Hustlin' Tom


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Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT



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I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.

Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.

Recent Activity

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That’s a glorious WOT face.

Sep 16, 2014 at 09:33AM EDT

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FINALLY! You know how many years we’ve been waiting for this slice?

Sep 15, 2014 at 04:31PM EDT

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She’s Dreamwalker: Equestrian Ranger

Sep 14, 2014 at 11:12PM EDT

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Your genius is a blessing to us all Ozy. Please, tell us more about peace through mass murder!

Sep 12, 2014 at 06:59PM EDT

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This is bullshit! You can’t bathe Rainbow Dash!

Sep 12, 2014 at 10:01AM EDT

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The question is are they measuring my mass, or are they measuring Rarity’s tensile strength?

Sep 12, 2014 at 09:58AM EDT

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I did, even for fun once.

Then I went to college, and all the fun was lost.

Sep 08, 2014 at 10:31PM EDT

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Frankly, this shouldn’t even have made it to the court. The Dentist should be strong enough in his moral compass to not be worried about a person disrupting his marriage who hasn’t even necessarily been flirtatious or made any advances. He should have considered that issue before he hired the assistant in the first place!

Still, all things considered, if the issue still remained, he should have just recommended her to someone else and offered a good reference, instead of this stupid court battle.

Sep 08, 2014 at 10:28PM EDT

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I try to like this show for just the plot, good characters, and writing, but Asami is just so perdy!

Oh, so screw it.

Sep 08, 2014 at 09:31PM EDT

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…This cosplay is almost too go. He’s giving me the jibblees.

Sep 04, 2014 at 11:56AM EDT

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The fact that this exists in the DCAU canon makes me wonder how the animators and screenwriters got this crap past WB.

Sep 04, 2014 at 08:35AM EDT

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Would blow raspberries on stomach. :3

Sep 04, 2014 at 08:34AM EDT

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Video games cause phallic growth, my enormous cock proves it!

Sep 03, 2014 at 09:27PM EDT

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Hey look! It’s Mandalf the Pink! Wonder if he ever hangs out with Magento.

Sep 03, 2014 at 09:25PM EDT

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The MJOLNIR MARK VIII armor has taken influence from the countless attempts at bikini armor by warrior babes from across the ages and streamlined them down into the most powerful suit created for the UNSC to date. The armor, and it’s user, are now virtually indestructible.

Sep 02, 2014 at 08:50AM EDT

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I laughed way harder than I should have.

Sep 01, 2014 at 07:56PM EDT

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Was anyone else waiting for her to switch into gear and flip out when she entered maximum overdrive?

Sep 01, 2014 at 07:51PM EDT

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Isn’t Japan’s ‘Army’ technically considered a ‘Defense Force’?

Aug 29, 2014 at 09:59AM EDT

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And now I need to marathon Book 3.

Aug 27, 2014 at 11:25PM EDT

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In water there is bacteria.

In alcohol there is yeast excrement.

Tiny organisms, or tiny organism piss?

Aug 27, 2014 at 03:41PM EDT

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I think he’s gonna need some ice for that.

Aug 26, 2014 at 04:57PM EDT

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