Hustlin' Tom


Location: Interwebs

Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT



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I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.

Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.

Recent Activity

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Korra wat r u doing?


Keep going

Oct 21, 2014 at 10:57PM EDT

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She kind of reminds me of a dog.

If she were a dog, I would rub her cheeks between my palms

and I would also start to like dogs.

Oct 21, 2014 at 03:42PM EDT

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Well, whatever happened he probably wasn’t asking for it.

Oct 19, 2014 at 09:35AM EDT

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Let it never be said that this father did nothing for his kid.

Oct 15, 2014 at 07:13PM EDT

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Snow removal: Hardcore addition

Oct 14, 2014 at 01:31PM EDT

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Can someone provide context? I’m intrigued.

Oct 13, 2014 at 11:17PM EDT

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>Endemic rape
>Method is created to try and help prevent rape
>Critics compare to ‘medieval torture’

How do these critics expect these scum to stop if there isn’t something to physically deter them from doing it? Ask ‘Please sir, could you not rape me today; it would be ever so inconvenient’?

Oct 12, 2014 at 09:28AM EDT

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It was Vega. He had the munchies.

Oct 07, 2014 at 12:00PM EDT

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Midna needs more love in the Legend of Zelda series. Twilight Princess is one of my favorite Wii games.

Oct 05, 2014 at 10:43PM EDT

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Look at this motherfucking gentleman drinking wine with his cheeseburger. Class and style!

We all should aspire to be like him.

Oct 04, 2014 at 11:30PM EDT

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Watch out folks: there’s a metaphysical boner on the loose!

Oct 04, 2014 at 07:15PM EDT

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More importantly, who the fuck ate with forks back then?

Oct 03, 2014 at 11:53PM EDT

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And then everyone was of a surprisingly sound bodily constitution.

Oct 03, 2014 at 12:40AM EDT

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Zhanna x Soldier is my new OTP. Thick as thieves they are!

Oct 03, 2014 at 12:37AM EDT

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Twilight passed your level of bullshit five hours ago, Spike.

Oct 01, 2014 at 03:26PM EDT

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So Peach’s vagina is a singularity?


Sep 27, 2014 at 05:21PM EDT

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Kopaka was my first Bionicle ever. The fact that I still have him on display in my room nearly 14 years later is a testament to just how awesome Lego did making a cool figure and a cool character behind him.

Sep 24, 2014 at 11:34PM EDT

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I hear they’re already sending in a litigation team. They’ve brought in one of their most famous from Middle Earth.

Sep 23, 2014 at 11:46AM EDT

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It’s proportional Twilight. Don’t worry, it’ll grow with you, like our ears do.

Sep 22, 2014 at 03:27PM EDT

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