Hustlin' Tom


Location: Interwebs

Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT



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I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.

Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.

Recent Activity

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Fact checking. It does a body good.

Apr 30, 2014 at 08:49AM EDT

Commented on ...Pardon?

This isn’t exactly a new concept.

I don’t promote this, but I’m just saying it’s been out for a while, given that it’s a parody of NuWho’s initial logo.

Apr 30, 2014 at 08:46AM EDT

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If I remember right, this had something to do with the death of the Babylonian god Ishtar, who in the modern day was working as a stripper. She decided to end her life (can’t remember why) which caused everyone in the near vicinity to do something like the above. It ended with the strip club exploding. It was an eventful night.

Apr 29, 2014 at 02:55PM EDT

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The Great and Tsundere Trixie is not cute.


Apr 27, 2014 at 03:08PM EDT

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She’s becoming a dark lady of the Sith!

Apr 27, 2014 at 10:16AM EDT

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Storm looks a lot whiter than I remember her being.

Apr 24, 2014 at 05:49PM EDT

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Quick! Eat it to remove the evidence!

Apr 24, 2014 at 08:42AM EDT

Commented on Pipsqueak and Luna

And then they sucked up the strands of spaghetti, and no kiss was had until Pip came of age.

Apr 23, 2014 at 12:17PM EDT

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Anon: Luna looks better!

‘Punches the fool in the face’ Heretic!

Must purge this black speech with suitable drink!

Apr 21, 2014 at 04:20PM EDT

Commented on Megatron 2016

You know that Megatron guy? I hear he’s gonna take care of the corruption in the Senate.

He seems like a charismatic and cool bot.

Apr 19, 2014 at 06:06PM EDT

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It’s okay. He understands, and most of the time he gets better.

Apr 17, 2014 at 08:34PM EDT

Commented on Half-Life in 20:41

If they make direct brain downloading in the future, I bet this is what it’ll feel like.

10-12 hours of material in 21 minutes.

Apr 15, 2014 at 08:03PM EDT

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