Hustlin' Tom


Location: Interwebs

Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT



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I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.

Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.

Recent Activity

Commented on Second Law

I guess you could argue it either way. It all depends on how powerful he is in your head canon. If he’s powerful enough, he could unmake the universe, but he chooses to let things play out because it’s more entertaining.

Jan 30, 2014 at 11:32PM EST

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Oh shit, we killed Tony Stark!

Jan 29, 2014 at 07:02PM EST

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I can’t imagine how atrophied your ass muscles would be after a couple hours on those porcelain seats.

Jan 29, 2014 at 05:35PM EST

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Celestia is forever unflappable.

Jan 28, 2014 at 10:18AM EST

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They..have become one. General Yi? You here with a Fusion GIF?

Jan 28, 2014 at 12:30AM EST

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Seems I got some Porkymans to look up later.

Jan 27, 2014 at 09:42AM EST

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>Last tab opened key

No one should be aware of this knowledge. All of our porn is compromised.

Jan 26, 2014 at 10:47PM EST

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Oh how the gay old times march on, amirite?

Jan 26, 2014 at 10:46PM EST

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If the canon’s anything to go by, a god is the last thing a non-believer sees before they’re sent to the moon. Bee-itch.

Jan 21, 2014 at 10:52PM EST

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Marry me.

Wait, crap. You’re in another castle.

Jan 20, 2014 at 07:23PM EST

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For a second I thought it said “Harry Potter is best pony”, and I was all “Hell yeah he is!”

Jan 20, 2014 at 07:22PM EST

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R63 stuff always confuses me. I just don’t know how to feel about this.

Jan 20, 2014 at 01:06PM EST

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