Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT
I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.
Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.
You fool! Can you not see it? The Changeling is the Peanut Butter!
I just don’t know what went wrong.
Aha! The Egghead is caught red hoofed!
Her karate skills..what are they?
Cutie Mark Crusaders are best fillies. All of them. No favorites.
Every time I see images related through this upcoming comic, I think of this song.
FUCK YOU I CAN EAT ALL THESE HAYBURGERS!
I’m glad someone clarified that they’re dancing, because for a second I was trying to decide between that and that they were starting a fight.
DOUBLE DULL SURPRISE!
For a real life Applejack-u?
My money cannot exit my wallet fast enough.
Maybe if you didn’t have such a cute butt this wouldn’t be a problem.
Don’t ask me questions; your life depends on doing what I say! Good! Now shave your nuts.
Nostalgia Critic FTW
I wonder what Chrysalis will be like.
Is Nightmare Moon evil Luna’s good side?
What about the beneficent spirit of chaos Discord?
Or the peace loving democratically elected King Sombra?
Brain! Stop making fan fiction ideas I can’t write!
Why does it look like Fluttershy is having a stroke?
I wish I could dream just to see some good butts.
I am uncertain if I desire this.
Slowly smooches cheeks together.
That or your mom has a snatch the size of the Grand Canyon.
Nigga, you serious?
You’re doing it right.
As a science enthusiast, I can say that if Applejack were made of Dark Matter, we’d probably all be attracted to her. Gravitationally speaking, that is.