Hustlin' Tom


Location: Interwebs

Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT



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I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.

Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.

Recent Activity

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I just don’t know what went wrong.

Feb 26, 2014 at 08:33AM EST

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Aha! The Egghead is caught red hoofed!

Feb 25, 2014 at 01:40PM EST

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Her karate skills..what are they?

Feb 24, 2014 at 04:11PM EST

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Cutie Mark Crusaders are best fillies. All of them. No favorites.

Feb 24, 2014 at 12:55PM EST

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Every time I see images related through this upcoming comic, I think of this song.

Feb 24, 2014 at 09:02AM EST

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Feb 23, 2014 at 08:40AM EST

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I’m glad someone clarified that they’re dancing, because for a second I was trying to decide between that and that they were starting a fight.

Feb 21, 2014 at 05:14PM EST

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For a real life Applejack-u?
My money cannot exit my wallet fast enough.

Feb 20, 2014 at 08:59PM EST

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Don’t ask me questions; your life depends on doing what I say! Good! Now shave your nuts.

Nostalgia Critic FTW

Feb 20, 2014 at 01:49PM EST

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I wonder what Chrysalis will be like.

Is Nightmare Moon evil Luna’s good side?

What about the beneficent spirit of chaos Discord?

Or the peace loving democratically elected King Sombra?

Brain! Stop making fan fiction ideas I can’t write!

Feb 20, 2014 at 01:48PM EST

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Why does it look like Fluttershy is having a stroke?

Feb 19, 2014 at 10:16PM EST

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I am uncertain if I desire this.

Feb 19, 2014 at 08:40AM EST

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Slowly smooches cheeks together.

Feb 18, 2014 at 06:20PM EST

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That or your mom has a snatch the size of the Grand Canyon.

Feb 17, 2014 at 10:21AM EST

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Turkey Gobble

You’re doing it right.

Feb 16, 2014 at 06:03PM EST

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As a science enthusiast, I can say that if Applejack were made of Dark Matter, we’d probably all be attracted to her. Gravitationally speaking, that is.

Feb 15, 2014 at 08:08AM EST

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