Hustlin' Tom


Location: Interwebs

Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT



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I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.

Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.

Recent Activity

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This is definitely trolling, coz I’m Republican.

Jun 02, 2014 at 07:43PM EDT

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That heavenly body is ass-tronomical.

Jun 01, 2014 at 01:14PM EDT

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This is the Transformers’ 30th Anniversary. We bitch and complain about everything, and are divided in almost everyway possible, yet here we are.

May 31, 2014 at 10:43AM EDT

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Element of Flanderized Characterization

Otherwise, I’d say the Element of Trust like RandomGuy said.

May 31, 2014 at 10:41AM EDT

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Because Trixie is best anthro?

May 29, 2014 at 11:50AM EDT

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To be fair, it wasn’t the same death ‘each’ time.

G1 took several lasers to the gut.
Movie took a blade cannon to the back.
Animated fell from a large height.
Prime got lasered and a base dropped on him.

He’s going to develop a savior complex at some point.

May 25, 2014 at 08:40AM EDT

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Not nearly derpy looking enough

May 23, 2014 at 07:22PM EDT

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It’s just a fact of life that any opening in a Japanese animation is more awesome than the other 20-45 minutes of the actual show.

May 23, 2014 at 07:16PM EDT

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I can’t decide if Starswirl’s voice in my head is Gandalf or Walter Bishop.

May 23, 2014 at 07:08PM EDT

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MST3K Mantra, Poni derivative.

May 15, 2014 at 09:37AM EDT

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I think Braeburn’s got some competition for turning everyone gay.

May 15, 2014 at 09:35AM EDT

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Your god is Hasbro?

My condolences.

May 14, 2014 at 08:54AM EDT

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If she doesn’t stick things up your butt, who will?

May 12, 2014 at 09:52PM EDT

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I shall save your life while also performing my best poker face.

May 12, 2014 at 08:31PM EDT

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