Hustlin' Tom


Location: Interwebs

Joined Oct 17, 2011 at 04:22PM EDT



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I’m a denizen of strange regions and unusual lands.
You’d be wise, when things are odd, to take my hand.
I’ll be your guide through nonsense and reason,
because both logic and madness have their season.
Each ends and begins in one place; the human mind.
Speaking of, will you help me my mind find?
Off it has wondered, so curious and easily lost
Now where have has it gone? I’m not sure.

Also, I write pony fanfictions now. Take a peek!
Simple HiE deconstructing the ‘Humans are Bastards’ trope
Prequel to A Journey Unthought Of
Story detailing Princess Luna’s transformation into Nightmare Moon
The tale of the battle between Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon
How Princess Celestia learned the virtues of the Elements
Ongoing sequel to AJOU which deals with the aftermath of Season 2
Also, Pinkie Pie’s on parade.

Recent Activity

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To be fair, it wasn’t the same death ‘each’ time.

G1 took several lasers to the gut.
Movie took a blade cannon to the back.
Animated fell from a large height.
Prime got lasered and a base dropped on him.

He’s going to develop a savior complex at some point.

May 25, 2014 at 08:40AM EDT

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Not nearly derpy looking enough

May 23, 2014 at 07:22PM EDT

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It’s just a fact of life that any opening in a Japanese animation is more awesome than the other 20-45 minutes of the actual show.

May 23, 2014 at 07:16PM EDT

Commented on Love At First Spit.

I can’t decide if Starswirl’s voice in my head is Gandalf or Walter Bishop.

May 23, 2014 at 07:08PM EDT

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MST3K Mantra, Poni derivative.

May 15, 2014 at 09:37AM EDT

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I think Braeburn’s got some competition for turning everyone gay.

May 15, 2014 at 09:35AM EDT

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Your god is Hasbro?

My condolences.

May 14, 2014 at 08:54AM EDT

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If she doesn’t stick things up your butt, who will?

May 12, 2014 at 09:52PM EDT

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I shall save your life while also performing my best poker face.

May 12, 2014 at 08:31PM EDT

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Pinkie took all of Dash’s Cocaine.

Pinkie is happy. Dash is not.

May 12, 2014 at 08:24PM EDT

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Did you just mention that one thing I love so dearly?

May 11, 2014 at 05:12PM EDT

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You know, I just realized something. I used to own the original Ruby, but I sold it (kicking myself for that one). Before I sold it though I traded my all-star team to my Diamond version. If I got this game and traded them in, it’d be like coming full circle!

May 07, 2014 at 10:47AM EDT

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She’s standing still, but the night club can’t handle her.

May 06, 2014 at 08:05AM EDT

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It looks like you forgot to shave this morning. Here, let me help you with that.

May 04, 2014 at 09:10AM EDT

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That, and to be a source of massive feels later on.

May 03, 2014 at 07:35PM EDT

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