Location: Mother Russia

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Commented on Otherkin

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Dec 23, 2014 at 05:08PM EST

Commented on Faux Cyrillic

As a russian, I’m very confused what I’m seeing.
PS. Моя голова болит от этого.

Oct 05, 2014 at 06:13AM EDT

Commented on Defense of the Ancients (DOTA)

Not to mention, that original prize pool was always 1.6mil, with 1mil first-prize. Rest of money was gathered from players by buying and upgrading Compendium (sorta digital book with cool features).

May 22, 2014 at 05:27PM EDT

Commented on 826.jpg

That shit is so wrong, on so many fucking levels

Apr 06, 2014 at 03:45PM EDT

Commented on Die Cis Scum

Why all of the minorities make noise more than my grandma when I refuse to eat.

Mar 06, 2014 at 11:25AM EST

Commented on be1.gif

GIF is from the Unkle – Heaven music video. Here

Feb 27, 2014 at 05:57AM EST

Commented on Pokemon

At first i was like – “WTF – Pokemon and abs”
But then i was like – “Oh it’s Tumblr”

Jan 22, 2014 at 04:48PM EST

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