Location: Colorado Springs (before you ask, no I don't smoke weed)

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Commented on Pro-farming

I completely missed it and thought it was a pun on the degree of the protractor.
“In fact you could call me 180°” Wait, what? Then it dawned on me and I felt stupid.

Mar 28, 2015 at 01:11PM EDT

Commented on Samurai style

I reinstalled Toribash about a month ago and joined a noob server to remember my moves.
The first time it’s my turn and my opponent drops to his side, kicks me in the nuts to hard my legs pop off and proceeds to tear my head off like a Mortal Kombat fatality.
Uninstalled 3 days later.

Mar 26, 2015 at 02:53AM EDT

Commented on Fuck you

Welp. Into the “Troll Defense” folder you go.

Mar 25, 2015 at 12:56AM EDT

Commented on Sneezes

Occasionally he’ll sneeze on me and I’m sure it’s out of spite.

Mar 25, 2015 at 12:12AM EDT

Commented on Sneezes

My cat meows at me when I sneeze. Not sure if it’s a “Gesundheit.” or “Shut the fuck up.”

Mar 24, 2015 at 03:38PM EDT

Commented on I operate on a different level

Even in Mario Kart Wii, the AI does rubberband pretty hard if you blast ahead too far.
I still prefer that over endless Blue Shells though…

Mar 24, 2015 at 03:16AM EDT

Commented on Rainbow fan

I could be wrong but I’m betting it’s faked or at least digitally enhanced.

If you want a real neat effect, hook up a different colored LED to each blade in different places and attach them all to a battery in the center. When the fan turns on, you get different colored rings.
If you’re technically inclined, get a strip of them and make one of those LED holographic displays.

Mar 24, 2015 at 03:08AM EDT

Commented on I'm a what?

A buddy of mine bought a greyish bearded dragon and promptly named him “Paarthurnax.”
What makes it better is how Paarthurnax prefers to sleep atop a large pile of rocks.

Mar 23, 2015 at 03:38PM EDT

Commented on Five Nights at Freddy's VHS

I really could see a movie made from the events of the games that summarizes them.
inanimate objects with creepy properties can be scary as all Hell, (haunted toys) so why not go for it?

Mar 22, 2015 at 05:47PM EDT

Commented on mangle

This is a Garry’s Mod addon but the model itself was based off the minigame.

Mar 21, 2015 at 02:57AM EDT

Commented on oh god yes

I cracked up only because hovering over likes indicates there’s 4 up and 8 down.
I guess at least 4 people found this arousing amusing. For the record, I haven’t voted either way.

Mar 21, 2015 at 02:53AM EDT

Commented on FNAFin' on a Train

Freddy is ready for the hype train with no brakes.
Thanks for unintentionally reminding me I can make images links too. That gif is brilliant.

Mar 21, 2015 at 02:39AM EDT

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