Joined Sep 28, 2011 at 12:29AM EDT
“Adjutant, status report.”
Good night, sweet prince.
(puts chastity belt on)
Alright, I’m ready.
This is me after a semester in the college of engineering.
someone please put a trollface on it.
My only concern is that if the rumors are true, and Twilight does indeed become an alicorn, it could mean the end of MLP:FiM. I mean, how would that work for the next upcoming episodes? Nevertheless, if the series do keep going forward, then I have nothing to worry about.
Someone please take me home, I’m drunk.
Because, it’s the wrongdoing that makes it kinky.
There ought to be women like that in this world, you just need to look in the right places. Protip: Seldom they’re seen on bars and clubs. I know this because I was lucky to have one for a mother. Bless you mom, love you forever.
Are the meanies gone? No? OK then.
“…snuggle, snuggle, snuggle…”
That’s what the friend zone is for.
Am I the only one who thinks they seem like they are smelling their armpits?
I see red dots in between the red person array
“I trust that your body is ready;
besides you, I cannot be steady.”
Halt! Make not this crime against nature.
I’m human; you, an equine creature.
“Nay. Your teasing charm is to be blamed.
the reason my lust became inflamed.”
I warn you: Many try. None prevail.
“I promise you this, I will not fail.”
Then tell me, do you like oranges?
“What kind of question is…” ಠ▃ಠ
Goodnight, sweet prince.