Forum Moderator

Jack Candle

Forum Moderator

Location: The Orange Islands

Joined Oct 03, 2009 at 10:21PM EDT



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On my honor, I will be the best mod an orange can be. I will be the citric acid in the paper cuts of trolls who seek to disrupt our forums. I will uphold the rules of this noble KYM with an iron rind and seeds of steel. I will strengthen our forums with vitamin C, Potassium, and dietary fiber. This I swear.

(Gary was here, Ash is a loser)


Recent Activity

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Jan 26, 2013 at 05:10PM EST

Commented on Moargun's wall

Of course! I’m just busy with crap.

Jan 21, 2013 at 06:59PM EST

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Jan 18, 2013 at 10:55PM EST

Uploaded an image to his profile.

Jan 17, 2013 at 09:29PM EST

Commented on The Knitter

I’m looking at this and seriously wanting it to be a real thing so I can read it all.

Jan 16, 2013 at 11:39AM EST

Commented on Philip J. Fry's wall

>Not having every thread be a Fennekin thread
Wow /vp/, how far you’ve fallen…

Jan 13, 2013 at 02:20PM EST

Commented on Philip J. Fry's wall

Eh, they say it gets better because there’s fresh material to discuss instead of the same stuff over and over.

Jan 12, 2013 at 01:12PM EST

Commented on Status Quo is an Ice Cold Bitch

If Ash won the Pokemon League, they’d have to drop him as the main character because he’d finally be a Pokemon Master. They need Ash around to keep Pikachu around. Pikachu sells merch. It’s that simple, folks.

Jan 11, 2013 at 07:43PM EST

Commented on Slut Shaming

Among us oranges, the general consensus is that if enough of your peel is gone, you’re about to get eaten.

I think that’s slightly relevant.

Jan 10, 2013 at 09:06PM EST

Commented on That was quick

Oh snap. The teeth, the green headgear, the….mindsplosion.

Jan 09, 2013 at 01:48PM EST

Commented on Pokemon Game Character Evolution

The only Pokemon game that allowed you to play as Ash was Pokemon Puzzle League for N64.

Admittedly Yellow blurred the line a little, but still.

Jan 09, 2013 at 01:25PM EST

Commented on Moargun's wall

Nah, I don’t really qualify for financial aid. I’m just looking for jobs and junk now

Jan 08, 2013 at 01:47PM EST

Commented on Moargun's wall

Ugh, but college is boring and expensive and I have no moneyyyy

Jan 08, 2013 at 01:23PM EST

Commented on Moargun's wall

A comic? Sounds interesting, but I’m stuck with college and trying to pay for college. I haven’t done anything to my own comic in months…

Jan 08, 2013 at 12:54PM EST

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