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Jack Candle

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Location: The Orange Islands

Joined Oct 03, 2009 at 10:21PM EDT



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On my honor, I will be the best mod an orange can be. I will be the citric acid in the paper cuts of trolls who seek to disrupt our forums. I will uphold the rules of this noble KYM with an iron rind and seeds of steel. I will strengthen our forums with vitamin C, Potassium, and dietary fiber. This I swear.

(Gary was here, Ash is a loser)


Recent Activity

Commented on [citation needed]

I’ll eat my left sock if this doesn’t end up confirmed.

+4 confirms

Feb 01, 2010 at 05:10PM EST

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Jan 29, 2010 at 09:28PM EST

Commented on Diamond - The Hardest Metal

There was a pretty decent copypasta made from this.

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth’s orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known the man.

Jan 29, 2010 at 06:15PM EST

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Jan 29, 2010 at 05:47PM EST

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Jan 29, 2010 at 05:45PM EST

Commented on Daimo

I’ll go get the chemotherapy…

Jan 25, 2010 at 05:29PM EST

Commented on If Ocelots Could Talk

It’s things like this that make me want to have, like, 30 sons. Then I could maybe show the level of disappoint I feel upon reading this.

Jan 25, 2010 at 05:26PM EST

Commented on woll smoth's wall

when you see it, you’ll lol bukkits.

Jan 24, 2010 at 08:51PM EST

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Jan 16, 2010 at 02:39PM EST

Commented on woll smoth's wall

Pants onna ground.


Jan 15, 2010 at 10:12PM EST

Commented on Pikaman (Longchu)

I don’t see any spread/mutations, but you’re still working on it, so…

Jan 15, 2010 at 09:56PM EST

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Jan 15, 2010 at 07:35PM EST

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Jan 15, 2010 at 07:30PM EST

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