Forum Moderator

Jack Candle

Forum Moderator

Location: The Orange Islands

Joined Oct 03, 2009 at 10:21PM EDT



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On my honor, I will be the best mod an orange can be. I will be the citric acid in the paper cuts of trolls who seek to disrupt our forums. I will uphold the rules of this noble KYM with an iron rind and seeds of steel. I will strengthen our forums with vitamin C, Potassium, and dietary fiber. This I swear.

(Gary was here, Ash is a loser)


Recent Activity

Commented on Rin Tezuka's wall

Y-you mean we’re more than just followers?
doki doki…

Sep 13, 2012 at 09:58AM EDT

Commented on Rin Tezuka's wall

Ah, that avatar looks lovely on you. Now you’re an honorary orange.

Sep 12, 2012 at 04:18PM EDT

Uploaded an image to his profile.

Sep 10, 2012 at 04:56PM EDT

Uploaded an image to his profile.

Sep 10, 2012 at 04:53PM EDT

Commented on Sing me something

I will get all up in your paper cuts if you don’t knock it off with the crap articles.

Sep 07, 2012 at 05:42PM EDT

Commented on ac4.jpg

New Pokemon, gen 6 confirmed.

Sep 06, 2012 at 10:08PM EDT

Commented on 194.jpg

>mfw Americans call wibbly-fibbly greeny pointies “meme arrows”

Sep 04, 2012 at 10:09PM EDT

Commented on Operation Antisec

>On the following day, Chen jokingly complied with the request by writing an article titled “Anonymous Demands to See Gawker Writer In Ballet Tutu For More Information On Massive FBI Hack” featuring a photo of a pug wearing a tiara and a pink ballet tutu.

That’s a bulldog, not a pug.

Sep 04, 2012 at 05:19PM EDT

Commented on Shit Tyrone, Get It Together

It’s pretty well researched. Personally I’d confirm it, but the standards for confirming are pretty high up nowadays.

I think it’s pretty bueno though. It definitely does need some mention of every Tyrone being black.

Sep 04, 2012 at 01:55PM EDT

Commented on Alejandro's wall

Ha, more like “orange blood” and “halloween fake costume orange blood”

Sep 04, 2012 at 01:50PM EDT

Commented on 43f.png

I hope Slend-pai notices me…

/doki doki

Aug 29, 2012 at 08:40PM EDT

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Aug 28, 2012 at 11:19AM EDT

Commented on DOT DOT DOT's wall

And just how many oranges have you known? You’re not in the secret League Of Oranges too, are you?

Aug 20, 2012 at 11:02PM EDT

Commented on Dr. Coolface's wall

Feelsbadman. But someday oranges will overthrow everything, then we’ll return the favor 100-fold.

Aug 20, 2012 at 11:00PM EDT

Commented on df4.png

Ponies -> Elephants

Pokemon gen 6 confirmed

Aug 15, 2012 at 08:50PM EDT

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Aug 11, 2012 at 03:00PM EDT

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