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Jack Candle

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Location: The Orange Islands

Joined Oct 03, 2009 at 10:21PM EDT


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About

On my honor, I will be the best mod an orange can be. I will be the citric acid in the paper cuts of trolls who seek to disrupt our forums. I will uphold the rules of this noble KYM with an iron rind and seeds of steel. I will strengthen our forums with vitamin C, Potassium, and dietary fiber. This I swear.

(Gary was here, Ash is a loser)


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Feb 20, 2012 at 05:24PM EST

Commented on Shion's wall

Citrus is incredibly likable. If you didn’t like it, I’d ask to have you tested.

Jan 09, 2012 at 09:11PM EST

Commented on Philip J. Fry's wall

Nah, but /vp/ will never believe otherwise. Best to let them have their fun.

Nov 28, 2011 at 10:04AM EST

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Nov 14, 2011 at 01:46PM EST

Commented on Philip J. Fry's wall

Ignore it, it’s severely complicated. Just know it isn’t true and move on.

Nov 08, 2011 at 04:24PM EST

Commented on Philip J. Fry's wall

Right, the thread got baleeted by a foreveralone mod. Thanks man.

Oct 21, 2011 at 12:04PM EDT

Commented on Philip J. Fry's wall

Yeah. I was about to throw my two cents in, but posting’s down.

Sep 30, 2011 at 10:28PM EDT

Commented on Xar's wall

No no, I’m very an orange.

Sep 22, 2011 at 04:15PM EDT

Commented on Meet The Record Breakers: 'Stewie', The World's Longest Domestic Cat

A few things worth pointing out:
1. Stewie is long-haired, meaning that he has about as much hair as two short-haired cats
2. His fur is grey. Grey is the result of black and white.
3. Tacgnol and Longcat are black and white, and are two short-haired cats.

If you don’t see where I’m going with this, something’s wrong with you.

Sep 21, 2011 at 12:41PM EDT

Commented on Frodo Plot Hole

Hah, there was an excellent one of these on /vp/ a while ago. Something like “If Alakazam has an IQ of 5000, why can’t it remember more than four moves?” It went on for days, the Frodo faces kept getting more and more ridiculous.

Sep 21, 2011 at 10:36AM EDT

Commented on Silver Chariot's wall

That lemon is…in UNACCEPTABLE CONDITION. UNNNNNNACCEPTABLE CONDITIOOOOON. But no, there’s no relation. I’m a little further left on the color wheel.

Sep 17, 2011 at 07:43PM EDT

Commented on Philip J. Fry's wall

>implying they’re not all the same person

It’s a weird feeling. Sometimes people hang on to my every word and threads derail due to my presence. Other times I’m absolutely ignored, and I end up looking like an arrogant twaddle begging for attention. Always unpredictable. Always fun.

Sep 17, 2011 at 04:35PM EDT

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