Jack the Dipper


Location: Gravity Falls. Now get out.

Joined Oct 11, 2013 at 05:00PM EDT



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Current icon:
Made by me, GIF courtesy of Deltamelon. The main image used is this GIF by deviantART user markmak with a face from Gravity Falls short “Dipper’s Guide to the Unexplained: Candy Monster” edited on. The muzzle flash image used can be found here.

Previous icons
10/15/2013 – 2/21/2014
2013 Christmas season
2/21/2014 – 4/28/2014

My Gravity Falls 2048 game
Play here.
Make your own here.

Grunkle Stan
Old Man McGucket
Rumble McSkirmish
Bill Cipher
Gnome puking rainbows

I don’t actually do drugs though.

Recent Activity

Commented on The Best Albums of the 2000s, According to Reddit

These comments prove the age-old truth that there is no way to compile a best list of music that pleases everyone, or even many people at all. It’s such a subjective thing that there really is no right way to do it.

Jul 31, 2014 at 10:06PM EDT

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It looks more like he’s stretching out a portal in the sky to look through, kind of like this…

Jul 29, 2014 at 11:48PM EDT

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I was going to mention that was the only part I like, but I didn’t think it fit anywhere in the comment. It was funny to me in an absurd way.

Jul 28, 2014 at 04:45AM EDT

Commented on e04.jpg

This is not directed at WHO DA MAN, unless he made it, which is doubtful because of the watermark.
Whoever made this obviously thinks that shopping over any SpongeBob scene will be funny because he’s seen a lot of other people do it (it’s not always SpongeBob but it is very often if not most of the time). I don’t mind sloppy editing (and this is plenty sloppy) if the joke is funny or at least makes sense, but that’s where the problem is here. The original joke was that after SpongeBob mentions that they live underwater, he throws them in a fire, which can’t exist underwater. When you replace water with being big, what does the fire have to do with that anymore? The punchline is gone. And speaking of being big having nothing to do with anything, the reason they can’t read it is because of the Smash Ball blocking the words (I assume), not their size.
What drives me farthest up the wall though is the “Being Big” caption edit. Look at this shit.

If you randomly came across this picture, would you even know that there were words there at first? A lazy yet simple alternative that would be infinitely easier to read would be to just cover the words with a black rectangle and type in white.

Jul 28, 2014 at 04:26AM EDT

Uploaded an image to Tumblr.

Jul 28, 2014 at 02:48AM EDT

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I can see Fox, it’s kind of like the Sonic run, but who the fuck runs like Sheik?

Jul 27, 2014 at 04:18PM EDT

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Ridley: too big even for the case.

Jul 26, 2014 at 01:54PM EDT

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I always thought it was crosshairs.

Jul 26, 2014 at 01:13AM EDT

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You know, cropping any portion of a rule 34 comic doesn’t mean it belongs in this gallery. None of the quotes here imply that it’s hentai. And about that comic:

Jul 25, 2014 at 09:20PM EDT

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The shit quality of this post made me look it up. I found this GIF:

Jul 25, 2014 at 04:17PM EDT

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I don’t think that’s a controversial opinion to have. The player design itself is the least of the site’s layout problems, what with the downfall of the video page (sometime between 2010 and 2012 I can’t remember), the multiple channel downgrades, the Google+ Holocaust, and so on.

Jul 24, 2014 at 10:07PM EDT

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