Location: The Orange Islands
Joined Oct 03, 2009 at 10:21PM EDT
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On my honor, I will be the best mod an orange can be. I will be the citric acid in the paper cuts of trolls who seek to disrupt our forums. I will uphold the rules of this noble KYM with an iron rind and seeds of steel. I will strengthen our forums with vitamin C, Potassium, and dietary fiber. This I swear.
(Gary was here, Ash is a loser)
Yes, of course, I keep in shape. Not like those other oranges you see who hang out on the internet all day, all gross and unfirm, slightly sticky and with bruised spots from sitting in the same spot day after day. No, I’m still perfectly edible and delicious- n-not that I’ve ever tasted myself, that’d be weird. Yeah. Aaaawkward…
Indeed, I’ve been meaning to be more active. Maybe even work on my Nuzlocke comic. It’s been going for so long, the second page says “le grab” before “le” was super corrupted by Reddit. And thanks!
Oh my god, that’s Tammy. I went to high-pulp school with her. So this is what she’s having to do for money nowadays…
I-it’s not like I want to try it but don’t have any hands…b-baka…
Whoops, sorry for the late response. I was busy with my family tree.
O-oh my~ Let’s save that for when I have a bachelor party, huh?
And Auntie Muriel, cousin Timmy, second cousin Janet, Uncle Carl, and even Great-uncle Gerald! What a find!
Oh hey, it’s Uncle Ferdinand! Haha, nice mugshot Uncle Ferdinand He was arrested for peeling in public.
Tang you.
Sounds good. I have no hands, so why don’t you produce a couple glasses for us?
I’m 20. And I guess it’s time I reveal my secret to longevity…I’ve been taking perservatives for years, I’ve tried to quit but I keep relapsing. I’ve been attending Immortals Anonymous meetings lately, but everyone seems to think I’m from the snack table and that doesn’t always go well, so I don’t think I’ll continue with those. Phew. It’s a relief to have that in the open.
Karma button, y u no let me keep giving Karma?
I agree, the thought really rinds my gears.
KYM Forum Rules 3. No porn or gore. External links to sites containing such content or ads will be censored at the discretion of moderators, unless it is absolutely vital to meme research discussions and accompanied by a clear [NSFW] warning label. You’ve been warned.
[Obligatory “I’m an orange” one-liner]
No no no no no I’m not a jawbreaker
Aha! Trick question! I can’t walk, I roll.
Usually, chicks pick me up. They they turn me over a bit, give me a funny look, and put me back on the shelf in exchange for an orange that doesn’t have a face.
Better them than me…
No. NO. Put me down. I am not your snack. LET GO. I swear to god I’ll squirt juice in your papercuts if you don’t cut that out.
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