Jakub Ostapczuk
Gold Member
Location: Poland
Joined Nov 14, 2009 at 03:42PM EST
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- About
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Qwertyuiop Asdfghjkl Zxcvbnm.
This is a picture of me, exclusively for KYM users:
FAQ:
Q: U LIEK PONYZ??////?/??
A: I enjoy watching the MLP:FiM show, but I’m not completely obsessed about it.
Q: Y U HATE 9GAG/KWEJK.PL/ANYTHING?
A: Due to its low level of originality and humor.
Q: WILL U HAV BUTSECKS WIT MEE?
A: No.
Q: WUT U PLAY?
A: Minecraft and Team Fortress 2.
- Website
- http://kubi718.blogspot.com
Recent Activity
Commented on Didney Worl.
When I was a child, I was reading the “Disney” in the logo as “Disnep”.
Wut.
Commented on 72428 - animated nope spike.gif.
No neck elongation – thumbs down.
Commented on c61.jpg.
This always happens to me.
Commented on e6a.png.
“Partner rating: TV-Y”
>implying that a certain amount of tits is included within the video
Commented on SATNA KLAUSE (Santa Troll).
For some reason, the “satna+klause+tumblr” is growing pretty fast, according to the Google Insights.
WTF?
Commented on 2e3.jpg.
More exactly, this is not the fault of the DNA, but the fault of the society. My life is a good example of that.
I can imagine an Earth wielding the Scumbag hat with a similar caption.
Commented on child_1.jpg.
Impossibru! Cartoon characters do not age!
Commented on child_4.jpg.
Mario sure does have a hairy body.
Commented on harry_potter_kinky.gif.
I couldn’t see it for a moment, but when I took a still frame and looked carefully… BWOMMMMM
(If you still can’t figure it out, it’s two people having sex, with only their feet visible)
Commented on 23.jpg.
The best one.
Commented on tumblr_lw07g3pDmi1qh87wbo1_1280.jpg.
In just a month, the road will collapse again.
ASIANS
Commented on ef4566db-555b-418b-96db-a1e76ecff58b.jpg.
wat
Uploaded e94.jpg photo to I'm So Fresh You Can Suck My Nuts.
Commented on Free electricity.
How the heck is it trending? 
Commented on ae1.jpg.
It’s about using Wikipedia the smart way, not mindlessly ripping off the text.
Most students would rip it off from a different website.
If the whole Internet is down due to SOPA… they will always find a way.
Commented on 9gag.
Most of my Facebook friends are Polish, therefore they do not use 9gag. Instead, they use Polish 9gag clones, such as Kwejk/Besty. This is even worse, because they are full of pseudo-philosophical shit (see http://tumblr4men.tumblr.com/) It’s annoying, as 90% of their FB posts are nothing but this. When I present more hardcore Internet humor to them, most of them don’t happen to understand or give a fuck. Mostly because their level of understanding English is really low.
Seriously, this needs to be changed.
Added How To Pronounce Pootis video to Pronunciation Manual.
Commented on STOP CLOPPING TO PONIES!.
The Polish equivalent for the word “fapping” is “walenie konia” (slamming the horse).
This increases the irony of the statement “STOP CLOPPING TO PONIES” even more.
Commented on Dragons having Sex with Cars.
It’s a miracle that there aren’t any ponies in the most popular pictures.
Commented on Disaster Girl.
How does she look like now?
She looks quite too small for a 12-year old…
…or is it my damaged age identification?
PEDO-BEAR BAIT. CONSPIRACY. OH NO, THEY HAVE FOUND ME! RUN AWAY
Commented on mFa4k.jpg.
The idea is good, but it has been confirmed that the Endermen come from The End (The Nether is a reference to Hell, the former Sky Dimension/the Aether Mod refers to Heaven, and The End refers to Purgatory).
Oh, and unless the particles are spread throughout the world, it would be annoying to have Endermen in your portal room.
Still, it would be nice.
Uploaded enderman1.jpg photo to Enderman.
Commented on Twixt.png.
I was reading that comic and the Twix ad about pausing time went on TV.

