Jakub Ostapczuk

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Location: Poland

Joined Nov 14, 2009 at 03:42PM EST


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About

Qwertyuiop Asdfghjkl Zxcvbnm.
This is a picture of me, exclusively for KYM users:

FAQ:
Q: U LIEK PONYZ??////?/??
A: I enjoy watching the MLP:FiM show, but I’m not completely obsessed about it.
Q: Y U HATE 9GAG/KWEJK.PL/ANYTHING?
A: Due to its low level of originality and humor.
Q: WILL U HAV BUTSECKS WIT MEE?
A: No.
Q: WUT U PLAY?
A: Minecraft and Team Fortress 2.


Website
http://kubi718.blogspot.com

Recent Activity

Commented on Didney Worl.

When I was a child, I was reading the “Disney” in the logo as “Disnep”.
Wut.

May 19, 2012 at 11:10AM EDT

Commented on c61.jpg.

This always happens to me.

Mar 24, 2012 at 01:31PM EDT

Commented on e6a.png.

“Partner rating: TV-Y”
>implying that a certain amount of tits is included within the video

Mar 03, 2012 at 04:09PM EST

Commented on SATNA KLAUSE (Santa Troll).

For some reason, the “satna+klause+tumblr” is growing pretty fast, according to the Google Insights.
WTF?

Feb 22, 2012 at 06:15AM EST

Commented on 2e3.jpg.

More exactly, this is not the fault of the DNA, but the fault of the society. My life is a good example of that.
I can imagine an Earth wielding the Scumbag hat with a similar caption.

Feb 20, 2012 at 07:58AM EST

Commented on child_1.jpg.

Impossibru! Cartoon characters do not age!

Feb 20, 2012 at 07:08AM EST

Commented on child_4.jpg.

Mario sure does have a hairy body.

Feb 20, 2012 at 07:06AM EST

Commented on harry_potter_kinky.gif.

I couldn’t see it for a moment, but when I took a still frame and looked carefully… BWOMMMMM

(If you still can’t figure it out, it’s two people having sex, with only their feet visible)

Feb 20, 2012 at 06:59AM EST

Commented on 23.jpg.

The best one.

Feb 20, 2012 at 06:15AM EST

Commented on Free electricity.

How the heck is it trending?

Feb 06, 2012 at 09:29AM EST

Commented on ae1.jpg.

It’s about using Wikipedia the smart way, not mindlessly ripping off the text.
Most students would rip it off from a different website.
If the whole Internet is down due to SOPA… they will always find a way.

Jan 23, 2012 at 09:44AM EST

Commented on 9gag.

Most of my Facebook friends are Polish, therefore they do not use 9gag. Instead, they use Polish 9gag clones, such as Kwejk/Besty. This is even worse, because they are full of pseudo-philosophical shit (see http://tumblr4men.tumblr.com/) It’s annoying, as 90% of their FB posts are nothing but this. When I present more hardcore Internet humor to them, most of them don’t happen to understand or give a fuck. Mostly because their level of understanding English is really low.
Seriously, this needs to be changed.

Dec 31, 2011 at 07:22AM EST

Commented on STOP CLOPPING TO PONIES!.

The Polish equivalent for the word “fapping” is “walenie konia” (slamming the horse).
This increases the irony of the statement “STOP CLOPPING TO PONIES” even more.

Dec 23, 2011 at 07:53AM EST

Commented on Dragons having Sex with Cars.

It’s a miracle that there aren’t any ponies in the most popular pictures.

Dec 08, 2011 at 12:18PM EST

Commented on Disaster Girl.

How does she look like now?
She looks quite too small for a 12-year old…
…or is it my damaged age identification?
PEDO-BEAR BAIT. CONSPIRACY. OH NO, THEY HAVE FOUND ME! RUN AWAY

Dec 01, 2011 at 10:25AM EST

Commented on mFa4k.jpg.

The idea is good, but it has been confirmed that the Endermen come from The End (The Nether is a reference to Hell, the former Sky Dimension/the Aether Mod refers to Heaven, and The End refers to Purgatory).
Oh, and unless the particles are spread throughout the world, it would be annoying to have Endermen in your portal room.
Still, it would be nice.

Nov 04, 2011 at 10:15AM EDT

Commented on Twixt.png.

I was reading that comic and the Twix ad about pausing time went on TV.

Oct 02, 2011 at 02:47PM EDT

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