jbyrd117

why is this still deadpool’d?

hey thanks chris, i find it hard to piece together whole ideas and you formatted it excellent. Also I couldnt figure out how to make it show a youtube video :/

thanks for the help

alright i updated it, originally the edit button wasnt there but then it came back later (after i had posted some changes in the comments box) so if you could delete the comments that’d be great

Urban Dictionary defines ‘Mark Gormley’ as: "The god emperor of mankind. Produced “Here without you” circa 2008 ad, a flawless musical and visual masterpiece. Do not attempt to mimic his power stances as your frail constitution is likely to collapse from their intensity.

Mark Gormley’s famous power stance :

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Mark Gormley is also well known for his powerstance which cannot be mastered by anyone else but him, as seen here:

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/be/Powerstance.gif

Much like the three wolf moon t-shirt reviews, most of the comments about mark gormleys videos are over exaggerated tales of heroism and godliness and are all trolls as well.

Comments such as:

“The legend goes that when Ozzy snorted that line of ants, they were heading towards the power and presence of Mark Gormley . This angered not Mark Gormley who understood that Ozzy knew not to where the ants were heading . But to this day there lives not an ant who forgives Ozzy for that day . Ozzy too suffers without a missed day knowing he denied Mark Gormley’s followers their desired destination …..”

“Last night satan came to me and told me he will no longer be attempting to take over the world because he has witnessed the awesome power that is Mark Gromley . I was told by a weeping satan that he fears Mark Gromley more than god itself . I told satan not to worry because when talking about Mark Gromley and god we may be referring to the same person . Then satan, broken down and near exhaustion told me Mark Gromley’s power stance is more powerful than any exorcism to the demon world …..”

“his voice soothes me better than a glass of warm milk before bed.”

“I heard Mark was actually breathing on the moon before Neil Armstrong landed there.”

“I just covered this song at Open-Mic night. The crowed was cheering uproariously until I attempted the power stance. . . bad move on my part. I’m typing this from the hospital with a broken leg. I better leave it to the professional next time!”

“They should play Mark Gormley’s music to the Taliban. They will immediately surrender amid tears of joy and our troops can come home immediately.”