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“We toys see EVERYTHING!”

Feb 25, 2013 at 12:38AM EST

Commented on Darksydephil / DSPGaming

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His fans are the most I feel sorry for. They have a figure that they constantly watch constantly tearing apart their favorite games, and instead of quitting like any normal person would, they instead try and employ praise for him that he DOESN’T suck at the games he plays and to just keep trying. They’re like abused housewives that just keep coming back for more beatings.
This isn’t the kind of article you need to write for it. Come to think of it, there isn’t any kind of article that should portray him in any kind of positive light. The only way this guy can become a meme is if the article acknowledges how much of a terrible person he is and why exactly he isn’t deserving of any kind of positive popularity. He is human garbage, and THAT is what everyone should realize.
(drops mic)
Oh and +1 work.

Feb 23, 2013 at 12:42PM EST

Commented on Darksydephil / DSPGaming

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And then there’s him being awful at games. Oh God is he awful. If you choose to watch 99.9% of his playthrough, you are guaranteed to have a fine helping of his favorite phrases consisting of:
" I DODGED!"
“There was nothing I can do!”
“These controls are BALLS!”
“What were the assholes who made this game thinking!”
Sure, there are problems with some of the games he’s played, but I find it hilarious how his criticisms don’t line up with everyone else’s. Again, they’re just excuses to put him in the better light.
For the most notorious example, just look at his playthroughs of the Metal Gear Solid HD Collection. For a gaming series that is known to repeat the objective to you over and over again, Phil made absolutely sure to never listen to a single bit of it. While the characters in the game were explaining the controls, Phil was busy cracking jokes at the camera for his dipshitted audience. When the time came for him to actually play the game, he screw up on cue, complains that the game didn’t explain it correctly, and basically says that he’s always in the right because, hey, he’s popular so he’s always right, right?
It’s not funny or endearing when his does this. It’s frustrating and a test of patience to everyone watching it.

Feb 23, 2013 at 12:41PM EST

Commented on Darksydephil / DSPGaming

You know what? I’ll just flat out say it: Phil is a complete piece of shit of a human being. It mystifies me how anyone thinks he’s funny when all of his “jokes” are nothing but vulgar humor which he laughs at EVERY time because he thinks he’s hilarious.
His production values are absolutely terrible. Instead of purchasing a capture card like any sane person would, he resorts to focusing a camcorder at his TV screen because hey! He’s a cheap bastard. He almost employs no editing to his playthroughs. He uploads everything he did in the game, even if it’s him dicking around for absolutely no reason and accomplishing nothing. Don’t want to see him sitting around for several minutes or trying to read out the in-game instructions? Well tough shit, because he only exists to waste your time and make excuses for wasting your time. Highlighting footage and hitting backspace to delete it is just too much work for him.
And speaking of making poor excuses, a bad back is not a qualifier for not being able to sit your ass at a computer and making sure that your videos have top notch quality. To clarify, yes, it sucks that he has physical problems that interfere with his work. But based on the fact that his content is terrible, it doesn’t make me feel his pain in any way. He just gives the excuses to swat away any criticism and to make his viewers feel sorry for him.

Feb 23, 2013 at 12:40PM EST

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Feb 21, 2013 at 01:34AM EST

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I can’t get mad at this. Good job!

Feb 16, 2013 at 07:58PM EST

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If only I had wings a trampoline!

Feb 12, 2013 at 01:39AM EST

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@Non-related
Greatest pickup line ever.

Feb 12, 2013 at 01:33AM EST

Commented on GET BACK

The animators have great attention to detail. I frickin’ love that split second when her pupils dilate after (ahem) getting smacked. No offense to Fluttershy fans. She’s my favorite pegasi.

Feb 07, 2013 at 11:58PM EST

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How does this not have a NSFW tag?

…Never mind. I actually don’t care anymore.

Feb 06, 2013 at 12:23AM EST

Commented on Twilicorn not twlicorn


You’re not alone. Quote an upgrade for the best pony, and I couldn’t be anymore happier.

Jan 29, 2013 at 11:35PM EST

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