Jesus Kim Jong Christ
Location: I'm back and I'm black
Joined Mar 21, 2012 at 11:17AM EDT
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the people who hate me the most are egomaniacs because I love to fuck with them
DISCLAIMER FOR POTENTIAL TWATS:
I get many private messages and comments a day from twats. These are not good messages to me. They were entertaining to reply to at first but now they are just irritating. To avoid this chaos, here are some simple guidelines for you to follow. Before you PM me or add comments, think about what you want to say:
-Do not send me messages telling me that I am weird. I already know that. KYM already knows that. It’s old news.
-Don’t tell me my presentation is too long or that it is crazy. I already know that as well.
-Don’t hassle me to sign your retarded wall or add you as a friend.
-Don’t tell me that the name “Kim Jong Tha Illest” is crap. I know it isn’t the best name ever, but it is what I came up with 2 years ago, and it seems to have stuck pretty well, and people call me “Kim Jong” anyway.
-Don’t send me messages saying “Hi” or “Are you here?”. They are a waste of everyone’s time.
-Don’t get your pathetic step-dad to fight your battles for you (you know who you are)
-If you are like 8 years old or something, don’t even bother.
-Finally, if your message conforms to these guidelines, please send your message in a language I can understand (English) with remotely good spelling or i’ll just reply with a ton of insults and probably pictures of people collapsing due to the intense amount of shit flying out of their orifices. Thanks.
I have talent, you do not.
the one and only mix I made…so far:
THIS IS THE STORY……of the world’s saddest troll:
Drewpickles a.k.a. Stupickles a.k.a. Dannieguy a.k.a. imnotdannieguy a.k.a. yugeinnad a.k.a. doctor caffeine
> wake up
> smokes crack using fleshlight
> faps to picture of own mother using fleshlight
> goes on internet
> looks up beastiality porn
> goes on KYM
> makes shitty meme with intentionally retarded spelling
(DIS TEH ASSUM MEEMEE EVAR)
> gets bashed for being a fail troll that no one finds hilarious
> notices that Kim Jong is the ultimate KYM hero
> realizes self is fail troll
> jealous of how awesome Kim Jong is
> gets butthurt
> faps to picture of own grandmother with fleshlight
> goes to Kim Jong’s page every morning to downvote everything
> faps into a cage full of rats, feeds them smegma
> goes upstairs from basement to ask grandmother for cheetos
> gets the belt by own father
█████████████I’m pretty harmless███████████████
for a nagger
TIME FOR SOMETHING NEW!
SO THIS PICTURE RIGHT HERE
is the mod’s arguement on why we should LET brand new members make memes. OH IS THAT RIGHT?
CHECK THE HISTORY EDITS TO SEE HOW MUCH work these BNM faggots have done
what he said
I’m glad Nelson Mandela came to the States to become a world renowned actor with a sweet soothing voice
I’d tell you good luck but you probably studied the shit out of it already
mowvember is over yay!
sup fellow asian
still teaches a valuable lesson to those people who aren’t too aware they might be highly self-entitled assholes
also helps the rest of us be aware of these self-entitled assholes
“While Adora Bull is still said to be on suicide watch she seems to be weathering this stint of disgruntlement with class and style. Despite having kindled so much vitriol and rage amongst die hard fans of the Fast and Furious series, Ms. Bull claims that it’s not derailing her from her work and she plans to release much more content in the future. – See more at: http://nationalreport.net/fans-fast-furious-series-destroy-bloggers-vehicle-inflammatory-article-goes-viral/#sthash.H3tXFwPo.dpuf”
she’s a troll, and she’s being fed VERY WELL
so many “RIP Paul Walker” pages on facebook
you stupid “like” whores
no thank YOU for learning!
Miley Cyrus is the new movement
towards idiocracy, like the movie
for future meme entries make sure they ARE popular
this is a somewhat-popular and somewhat-viral news article
seriously, the only spread was that some other news companies looked into this article….
…how does that warrant an entry?
people in their wrong mind?
The reason why I own a fleshlight
is this like the asian version of 2 girls 1 cup?
LOL DREWPICKLES IS SOOOOO BUTTHURT
stop everything you’re doing
I check everything indiscriminately……and sometimes discriminately