dear mods: you see this thread and the responses in it? karma kinda matters not in the sense that it really bothers us, but you see those 1 or 2 downvotes in each post in this thread? you should see if its the same 1 or 2 people doing that, and they probably deserve to have their voting rights revoked because those votes are totally uncalled for, seriously
Jesus Kim Jong Christ
Location: I'm back and I'm black
Joined Mar 21, 2012 at 11:17AM EDT
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the people who hate me the most are egomaniacs because I love to fuck with them
DISCLAIMER FOR POTENTIAL TWATS:
I get many private messages and comments a day from twats. These are not good messages to me. They were entertaining to reply to at first but now they are just irritating. To avoid this chaos, here are some simple guidelines for you to follow. Before you PM me or add comments, think about what you want to say:
-Do not send me messages telling me that I am weird. I already know that. KYM already knows that. It’s old news.
-Don’t tell me my presentation is too long or that it is crazy. I already know that as well.
-Don’t hassle me to sign your retarded wall or add you as a friend.
-Don’t tell me that the name “Kim Jong Tha Illest” is crap. I know it isn’t the best name ever, but it is what I came up with 2 years ago, and it seems to have stuck pretty well, and people call me “Kim Jong” anyway.
-Don’t send me messages saying “Hi” or “Are you here?”. They are a waste of everyone’s time.
-Don’t get your pathetic step-dad to fight your battles for you (you know who you are)
-If you are like 8 years old or something, don’t even bother.
-Finally, if your message conforms to these guidelines, please send your message in a language I can understand (English) with remotely good spelling or i’ll just reply with a ton of insults and probably pictures of people collapsing due to the intense amount of shit flying out of their orifices. Thanks.
I have talent, you do not.
the one and only mix I made…so far:
THIS IS THE STORY……of the world’s saddest troll:
Drewpickles a.k.a. Stupickles a.k.a. Dannieguy a.k.a. imnotdannieguy a.k.a. yugeinnad a.k.a. doctor caffeine
> wake up
> smokes crack using fleshlight
> faps to picture of own mother using fleshlight
> goes on internet
> looks up beastiality porn
> goes on KYM
> makes shitty meme with intentionally retarded spelling
(DIS TEH ASSUM MEEMEE EVAR)
> gets bashed for being a fail troll that no one finds hilarious
> notices that Kim Jong is the ultimate KYM hero
> realizes self is fail troll
> jealous of how awesome Kim Jong is
> gets butthurt
> faps to picture of own grandmother with fleshlight
> goes to Kim Jong’s page every morning to downvote everything
> faps into a cage full of rats, feeds them smegma
> goes upstairs from basement to ask grandmother for cheetos
> gets the belt by own father
█████████████I’m pretty harmless███████████████
for a nagger
TIME FOR SOMETHING NEW!
SO THIS PICTURE RIGHT HERE
is the mod’s arguement on why we should LET brand new members make memes. OH IS THAT RIGHT?
CHECK THE HISTORY EDITS TO SEE HOW MUCH work these BNM faggots have done
Jesus Kim Jong Christ's Forum Posts
IF i had no idea what memes were and I was to visit this website to learn what a meme is and then I saw an article about this dancer I’d develop a wrong sense on what a meme or a memetic person is
then we’d have to make articles of every popular youtube dancer
ITT: no one admits to being a rampaging downvoting dick I’m pretty sure some of us have gone on that rampage before, I know I have long ass time ago
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravity_Manipulation Gravity manipulation eh? SHITS ABOUT TO GET HEAVY
Well as we all know a hectic part of many websites is the ability to vote up or down a user’s comments and posts, what could they mean other than the obvious agree/disagree with a user’s posted context or attitude? For me, I of course find the upvotes in my image/article commentary to be huuuuge ego boosts. For the downvotes, I will almost always comment on them, because I think it’s hilarious. When someone upvotes or downvotes you on the certain kinds of posts you make, what interesting thoughts go...
Statistics prove that the longer you live, the more birthdays you will have.
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“is it really that hard to unify the gaming community against that company?”" dude you’d be the perfect guy to stand up in public and rally everyone up
mods are the best trolls everyone is having fun except OP lol
WELL SPEAKING OF OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE WITH OBNOXIOUS OPINIONS it’s like the pot calling the kettle black, seriously “Wanting people to listen, you can’t just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you’ll notice you’ve got their strict attention.” -John Doe, Se7en
not popular enough
“That’s what” -She
I’d make a sandwich