Joaquin Phoenix

Godot would be so proud

Can help me? I am a trap and you look like you also either do cocaine or pretend to.

I need directions to wall street. Need to buy some cocaine.
Problem, officer?

Yes, I shot the sheriff and did coke so now I can’t stop telling people :D
:’(

Dude, want to cut off your skin, I’ll wear it to my birthday.
Make me trolldad with semen of wisdom. Or ragequit.

What the hell? You were Troll King, too?

CHRIS!

I really hope that some one just hacked your account and that it wasn’t you that did all that.

“Like I would really let someone like you upset me? You’re not even worth getting upset over. I don’t care if you’re Captain Blubber, Jamie Dubs, or Chris Menning. "

Lol, IRONY. Anyway, still Chris wtf?

Seriously, what the fuck?

I suppose my crazy conspiracy theory that you might have really been Chrismen was right. Still, what the heck were you thinking?

Ouch, sorry for you.

Girl Talk is awesome.

Can’t you just fuck off? It’s not like you’ve contributed jack shit.

I’m from Michigan, my great-great-granduncle founded Grand Rapids and Saginaw.

Well, don’t you ever dare try to educate me about my own state ever again. I won’t pay for your surgery to have your foot removed from your mouth.

Btw, have you even lived in Michigan?

Good song.

I just listened to all of that song and enjoyed it….

hums to music…..~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Like I would really let someone like you upset me? You’re not even worth getting upset over. I don’t care if you’re Captain Blubber, Jamie Dubs, or Chris Menning. This is KYM. You shouldn’t act like you’re the most important person on this website. You’re just as important as everyone else. Without regular user, like you or me, or any other non-mods; this site wouldn’t exist anymore. There would be no one here. And I feel like I would be a good mod because I don’t tolerate people’s shit like you’ve been shooting out.

Here’s the rest of the quote you didn’t bother putting up.

“It’s not what you’re asking. It’s how you’re asking it. You’re trying to make yourself look better than others who have been here longer. I know I’m wasting my time, but seriously dude. Grow up. Don’t act like you’re better than another user. You try to make every other user who disagrees with you seem like an asshole by acting all innocent. I saw what you have in your bio. Everything you put on there by other people should have been said. They aren’t haters. You’re just an asshole. It isn’t rocket science.”

-Kalmo

-Garlic, I think you’re an idiot.

Lol, wassup Garlic?