Joe Amethyst


Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Joined Dec 22, 2011 at 01:39PM EST



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Commented on Spidervance's wall

I’m not sure if I should be happy there was a splash of Sparity, or be rustled at all the everything else in the episode.

Dec 29, 2012 at 01:45PM EST

Commented on Spidervance's wall

Fuck. I just woke up and slept through the newest episode. The image gallery is now the bane of my existence until I find a video of it.

Dec 29, 2012 at 11:43AM EST

Commented on Spidervance's wall

Today… today is a sad day in the Queendom of Rarity. Not only has our grand monarch been demoted and defaced into a supporting character, but our pride and love has been squashed like an annoying fly, zipping around an evening meal. This is an outrage. No, this is more than an outrage. Out of all the worst possible things, this is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING. Cette appels à la guerre. How dare they mock The Fabulous Purple One? Who are they to decide whether or not she gets her own episode, no matter how much she deserves and we desire one. We the people must take action! Not only for her, but for Spikey Wikey as well! They deserve romance! They deserve love! They deserve freedom! This is a call to arms for ALL Rarity fans, whether you worship her, ship her, or masturbate to her. We must storm Studio B and demand a Rarity episode at once! Ready men? For the Legion! For the Queendom! For Rarity!

Dec 27, 2012 at 06:43PM EST

Commented on SweetAndDelicious' wall

3: What is your general view on Spike?
Spike to me is like Twilight’s little brother who has a crush on one of her best friends. While he is amusing and a lot of the time found to be quite useless, he has character and likability. I reckon we can both decree that he is indeed best dragon. He could be used more though. Perhaps in more Sparity episodes.

4:It’s become clear that you’re a year old already, feels?
I’m glad that it seems a lot of the community agrees with my views, even if I am cynical at times. I never really expected to become so well known and have my own little posse (Advance, Crazy, Daruqe). I feel as if I command a lot of respect that, in all honesty, I’m not sure how I got. I feel like people go out of their way to be all like “Hey, I wonder what’s up on Joe’s wall today. Let’s go pay him a visit!” It’s very nice and quite flattering.

Dec 27, 2012 at 05:57PM EST

Commented on SweetAndDelicious' wall

2: What qualities make Rarity the best pony?
Well, to start off with, she’s very lovely. Even though I hate drama queens in real life, something about Rarity’s way of being overly dramatic is intoxicating. She also isn’t a boring character like Fluttershy, who has almost no background or personality besides cowering in a corner at everything but… well, everything. Don’t get me wrong, she’s cute and all, but she lacks the substance that lets her become a long-time favorite pony. Rarity also designs clothing, and I love art. Plus she has a great plot. And a million and a half outfits.

Dec 27, 2012 at 05:56PM EST

Commented on SweetAndDelicious' wall

1: Why Twijack?

Back when I had first joined the fandom at the beginning of this year, I had been flirting around the idea of reading some fanfiction for the shits and giggles. I’m not sure how I stumbled upon it (it might have been thanks to Advance, but I don’t remember) but the first fic I ever read was Yours Truly; a medium length fic written in letters back and forth between many characters. Obviously, Applejack and Twilight get together in it, but not in the usual sense of being together. Twilight is off teaching at a university, and as their relationship heats up and AJ goes to see her for some fun time, she soon realizes that they need the separation so that they can always easily tell the other what’s on their mind. Very sweet, very lovely, and left an impression that has yet to unmold itself from me. As you mentioned, Forbidden Fruit starts to ship them, but they never actually get together until its sequel of Unintended. Both great fics. A Delicate Balance is also another good one that is still in the works.

Dec 27, 2012 at 05:56PM EST

Commented on Spidervance's wall


Dec 27, 2012 at 04:16AM EST

Commented on Spidervance's wall

It was full of ham and wine.

I bought like 3 old games today with money I acquired and a new controller for my xbox. COD4 and Crackdown 1 & 2.

Dec 26, 2012 at 07:09PM EST

Commented on Spidervance's wall

Photo Finish and I are going to save Equestria from ourselves by traveling through time.

Seems legit.

Anyway, I’m going to be gone for a day or two while I’m at my father’s house not remembering most of the night. So I hope you get many Babs and Rarity plushies in your stocking, mah nigga.

Dec 24, 2012 at 10:45AM EST

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