John Constantine

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Location: Life

Joined Oct 19, 2013 at 11:30PM EDT



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Tomorrow you’re all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio, and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody’s high!

The Laughing Magician
The Smoker

Recent Activity

Commented on Short Message

i swear, it sounds like he’s saying “touching yourself in your bed”

Jul 14, 2014 at 09:25PM EDT

Commented on fsjal

That last post was just too funny.

Jul 10, 2014 at 01:09AM EDT

Commented on brfw0.png

Every MMO has at least an annoying Brazillian community.

Jul 09, 2014 at 11:07PM EDT

Commented on Goodnight Sweet Prince

There is Toontown Rewritten. The game has been resurrected, but being run by a different company.

May 06, 2014 at 12:08AM EDT

Commented on #CancelColbert

I feel like kicking that woman in the shins. That’s right, she has those.

Apr 13, 2014 at 01:13AM EDT

Commented on FaceFist


Dethklok is a real band, just with different members.

Dec 22, 2013 at 09:58PM EST

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