Jolly Jew

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Location: Israel

Joined May 31, 2011 at 09:04AM EDT


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just your avarage fair jolly jewish dear ol’ chap.

will always try to make people happier.

also, i like ponies…


Jolly Jew's Forum Posts

Funny or aggravating multiplayer gaming stories

too many to cover but i guess the stupidest one was from COD4 i was using the M40 (sniper rifle) with an ACOG (a terrible sight that basically took away the zoom from the scope) i was being succeful with it despite being a very underpowered gun setup. i get called “ACOG NOOB” i reply, “well you are a noob spraying with an AK47, you are no better” “did you just call me a noob?” “yes” i get kicked from the server most pathetic server admin i have ever met.

Post underrated games that you like, but not that many people seem to like

call of duty: World at War. this is easily the best WWII shooter i have ever played, both single, and multiplayer the game really draws you into the horrid grimdark reality of WWII, blood, screaming, carnage and a really strong feelings of desparation and hatred. the multiplayer is amazing as well, it was slow paced, balanced, every gun was cool and fun to use. there were no bullshit killstreaks and sidearms like flashbangs and noob tubes. the War game mode was absolutly epic and the tank warfare was...

Anonymous attacks Israel to defend Palestines in Gaza

“So you agree that the blockade has done nothing to stem the tide of weapons to Hamas and only succeeded in destroying the economy and starving the people inside Gaza?” of course it did. if it didn’t exist Hamas could have at least10x the power it has now. destroying the economy? starving people inside gaza? what the hell are you talking about? if the economy is anywhere in a bad shape is because hamas spends it all on weapons and explosives. and the Gazans are DEFIANTLY not starving. that is completely...

Anonymous attacks Israel to defend Palestines in Gaza

“Not any later than Jordan, Syria, Iraq, Saudi Arabia or indeed Israel. They’re all new nations. The idea for a Palestinian” Most of these nations also didn’t exist beforehand, only difference was there weren’t Jews who also wanted independence. but it doesn’t matter because both the Palestinian Arabs and the Jews could live perfectly at peace, but the latter didn’t tolerate having another nation living in the same land. “Which is untrue because Hajj Amin al-Husayni and Aref al-Aref were each sentenced...

Anonymous attacks Israel to defend Palestines in Gaza

and why do you think israel has all this tight control over Gaza’s entry points? oh yeah, because, you know, bloodthirsty terrorists come out of there to murder innocent people and fire rockets and explosives at civlian targets… you know, israel is not doing this for fun. Originally Israel belived that withdrawing and kicking out 50k people out of their homes can soften the Palastinians and start negotiating. Shimon Peres – on of the olderst and one of the most influential politics in israel said that...

Anonymous attacks Israel to defend Palestines in Gaza

“Palestine is the name given by Arabs to an area in the Middle East. Palestine was absorbed into the Ottoman Empire in 1517” wrong. the term Palestine existed way before that. it was the name the Romans gave to the area after they destroyed the Jewish uprising. the name itself was based off another nation that lived there in the ancient times – the Plestites the Arabs that lived there were simply known as citizens of the ottoman empire. they had no nationality other than the tribe/family they belonged...

Anonymous attacks Israel to defend Palestines in Gaza

2 reasons. A) that’s the only way to properly protect the civilians. IDF can’t just use divine power to decide who exactly is a terrorist and who is a peaceful man. if they won’t set up blockades and such there is a VERY good chance civilians will die. that, i believe, surpasses the the inconvenience of the blockades by a landslide and even then, israel tries everything it can to ease their pain by bringing Humanitarian aid to gaza and money to the west bank autonomy B) they DID bring it upon...

Anonymous attacks Israel to defend Palestines in Gaza

i like how they call israel “oppressors” while they intetionally fire rockets and civlilian targets. have these guys ever considered that all these blockades, checkpoints and harsh security regluations happened BECAUSE OF THEIR OWN ACTIONS? genious.

tasty food tricks

donnu if title fits the thread but the idea is simple: what kind of funny food you make or combine that you actually find delicious. anything is valid as long as it has to do with food… so here are a few of my food tricks that i like doing. i like making a salad of Qcambers and tomatoes and pour cream all over them. (giggity) i like putting a piece of hearing on a pice of a maionaize covered bread and then pour chilly souce over it. after i eat meat i like dipping a piece of bread in the meat’s grease,...

Awesomenauts general

aweesome, aweesome, aweesom … NAUUUUTS!!! the new latest hype my good gentlemen. tried it at free weekned and then bought it on steam. some of my best 5$ for a long whiel… so do you play this fabulous game? who’s your favorite hero? and tactics to share? i personally like Froggy G for his great burst and versitility. stun entire enemy team with dash and then escape with the tornado only to let my team pick them all off while i kite them…

Money

Money is the world’s curse. so many wars, murders happened because of money. so many lives ruined because of money, so much crime commited and lives ruined all because of money. money can buy you riches but can’t buy you happiness. money can buy you a girl but but love. money can buy you medicne. money only brings misery and pain. and i am willing to make a great sacrafice: give me all your money and so that i will suffer instead of you.

What games deserve a perfect 10/10 flawless score?

there are alot of good and popular games out there but usually they have some minor drawbacks that always takes one point away making it a 9/10 but what games you think truely deserve a 10/10? those perfect games that will never get old and you will never stop enjoying them (unless played 10 hours straight…) my games: Duke Nukem 3D: everthin is said about this game. a flawless classic. amazing graphics for its time and still fun to watch today, great fast action packed gameplay with tons of different...

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