Kewln00b The Manchild


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What’s up, I’m a 21 year old straight male. A KISS army member since 2000, and a fan of MLP since 2011.
I’m here to “Grace” the internet with my presence *BOW DOWN TO THE KEWLN00B!!

Ace Frehley is my favorite guitarist, Barry Burton has more inspirational quotes than Einstein and Rainbow Dash is best pony. Beat that.

Recent Activity

Commented on 173.gif

The Brony Fandom in a nutshell.

Sep 30, 2014 at 03:07AM EDT

Commented on If you liked Rainbow Rocks, you won't like this.

As far as we know the movies aren’t canon. If they were I’m pretty sure Twilight would’ve mentioned about how she blah blah blah forgot the message of the first movie but somehow it helped her be a princess or some shit at some point in season 4. Instead the only thing we got was a few cameos from Gary Sentry.

Until we get solid confirmation in the series that Twilight has openly stated that she has gone to the human world twice now you don’t have to worry about canon.

Sep 30, 2014 at 01:18AM EDT

Commented on If you liked Rainbow Rocks, you won't like this.

I’m not talking about her appearance in the movie, I’m talking about his comment saying how he wants to punch Meghan McCarthy in the face because Maud is “Not Funny”. Thems are fighting words.

Sep 30, 2014 at 01:14AM EDT

Commented on If you liked Rainbow Rocks, you won't like this.

That whole paragraph about the Dazzlings…..I’m pretty sure they made it as obvious as an oncoming freight train as to why the Dazzlings song divided up the entire school as it’s shown several times that they can use their music to manipulate people to the point where they make one band’s little sisters boo them off the stage, make dreamy love interest man basically tell off Twilight, made Derpy want to go kick Bulk Biceps’ ass, made Octavia speak and of course who can forget the incredibly obvious Principal Celestia “Oh, I think this battle of the bands is a good idea, dark magic? Who would use Dark Magic? I think you’re just jealous because you’re in the same competition as them and Sunset just wants to look like less of a bitch. I mean have you HEARD the Dazzling’s song? They played one for Luna and I!” scene. Hell, that even explains why The Rainbooms advanced to the finals even though Sunset screwed them up as you can see the Dazzlings crowding around Celestia and Luna, most likely influencing her, but after seeing the Dazzlings turn the entire school against each other and all of the above I just typed out I don’t think they would have to keep slowly spelling it out for the audience.

But with the rest of your post I’ll just politely disagree with your opinion.

Except with your comment about Maud. Thems are fighting words, Tomorrow, Playground 3:30. Be there or be square.

Sep 29, 2014 at 10:39PM EDT

Commented on Men Logic

I fortunately can take a joke and laugh at myself every once in a while. But sadly I can see this page being used just to be like “All men are stoopid and terrible humans.” you know….like everything else on the internet.

+1 work.

Sep 29, 2014 at 06:02PM EDT

Commented on The real human Twilight Sparkle

There’s such a thing as the Spoiler tag like everyone else is doing. Not everyone is going to go out of their way to go see the movie in one or two theaters in their entire state and not everyone will watch a crappy bootleg on Youtube (like I did!)

Sep 29, 2014 at 02:51PM EDT

Commented on Bass Cannon Mark II

Car Dealer: Man, we’ll never sell this car. Who in their right mind would pay for a car that turns into a stereo system?! It’s not practical at all!
Vinyl: Holy crap, is that a car that turns into a stereo system? I’ll take it!

Sep 29, 2014 at 12:57AM EDT

Commented on b49.png

And her victims never notice that it’s the real Luna.

Sep 28, 2014 at 04:07PM EDT

Commented on Taylor Swift

She probably went through a good 30 boyfriends in that time.

Sep 28, 2014 at 12:55AM EDT

Commented on There should be a comma after the word me.

Hub isn’t leaving. It’s just being turned into a channel with a more inconvenient name “Discovery Family Channel”. Discovery confirmed for channel that doesn’t know advertising.

Sep 27, 2014 at 01:49PM EDT

Commented on So pathetic

You pleb, Drawn Together was on Comedy Central and she voiced Toot as well.

Sep 27, 2014 at 01:52AM EDT

Commented on b59.png

I take offense to that, I wouldn’t eat you, human is bad for the digestion. I’d have the shits for a week.

Sep 27, 2014 at 01:50AM EDT

Commented on 4d9.png

Thank you! That is the nicest thing I’ve been called here since 2011.

Sep 27, 2014 at 01:49AM EDT

Commented on #TheDailyShowGoneTooFar

#CancelColbert = Because a bunch of SJW’s don’t like context and thought Stephen Colbert said something intentionally racist.
#TheDailyShowGoneTooFar = A bunch of butthurt One Direction fangirls.

Which raises another question, One Direction fangirls watch The Daily Show?

Sep 27, 2014 at 01:44AM EDT

Commented on Rainbow Rock Images

Ahh, the gift that never ends. We get some possibly cringeworthy love scenes in this movie and then we get the greatest shitstorm in MLP history in the comment section.

Sep 24, 2014 at 02:56PM EDT

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Any objections? No? Alright, bring on the snuggles!

Sep 23, 2014 at 03:09PM EDT

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