Kewln00b The Manchild


Location: The Future

Joined Apr 10, 2012 at 11:55PM EDT



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What’s up, I’m a 21 year old straight male. A KISS army member since 2000, and a fan of MLP since 2011.
I’m here to “Grace” the internet with my presence *BOW DOWN TO THE KEWLN00B!!

Ace Frehley is my favorite guitarist, Barry Burton has more inspirational quotes than Einstein and Rainbow Dash is best pony. Beat that.

Recent Activity

Commented on Hey guys!

$14.98 is too much for such a plain cake.

Mar 27, 2015 at 04:25PM EDT

Commented on GamerGate

Yet if they make a game that features literally no violence he’ll probably go “This is boring, there’s nothing to do!” unless the game is made by an aGGer You just can’t please some people.

Mar 26, 2015 at 12:25AM EDT

Commented on GamerGate

Like half the people signing that petition even gives 2 shits about E3 anyways….

Mar 25, 2015 at 02:10PM EDT

Commented on GamerGate

He mentioned the Patriarchy guys! Everyone take a shot!

Mar 24, 2015 at 10:49PM EDT

Commented on Twizzler Challenge

This….doesn’t seem challenging. It seems more like a way to tongue the girl you have a crush on by going “Oh come on, it’s for charity!”

Mar 24, 2015 at 10:47PM EDT

Commented on an interesting book you have there, Twi

She must’ve been pissed when she found out Rainbow Dash got her OC printed in the latest Daring Doo book while she gets no mention despite being there in the climax. Pissed enough to……give Rainbow Dash some spankings……oh yeah……those nice….nice spankings.

What were we talking about again?

Mar 24, 2015 at 04:10AM EDT

Commented on I don't know many rock songs

Somehow people think if they edit the video in some way (speeding it up by half a percent, fucking up the aspect ratio or flipping the video so it’s mirrored) it means they can avoid copyrights. Don’t think that’s how it works tho.

Mar 22, 2015 at 11:39PM EDT

Commented on Tumblr

It’s sad, this could’ve been a nice little website. Too bad the average Tumblr user turned it into shit.

Mar 22, 2015 at 04:37PM EDT

Commented on If Real Life was Like The Sims

Sims 4 added another cheat for the plebs who can’t type Motherlode more than twice. It’s just called “Money” where you type it in and how much money you want. You can give yourself billions……

Mar 22, 2015 at 02:02PM EDT

Commented on #GOPHatesPoorPeople

Because we have a 0% chance of Anita Sarkeesian getting elected President of the United States next year.

Mar 22, 2015 at 01:56PM EDT

Commented on Look out, Q! Here comes Captain Kirk!

Well, he’s friends with Tara Strong just like how Weird Al was friends with Mr. Anderson (don’t remember his first name but he does the BGM for the show) and also a member of his band at one point.

Mar 22, 2015 at 12:04AM EDT


I’d go on Tumblr and go on about how I’m a Privileged Cis Gendered Straight Male just to rustle their jimmies, but even I think something like that sounds dumb. I’ll just ignore them and let this small little group act like they own the world and say we’re not allowed to like things.

Mar 17, 2015 at 08:34PM EDT

Commented on GamerGate

Oooooh, conversations with the biggest shit stains in the fandom? Please tell me you kept their cool while you triggered them.

Mar 17, 2015 at 08:29PM EDT

Commented on GamerGate

Steven Universe only belongs to Women? But they mention Trans people as well, they DO know that Trans Women aren’t the only Trans people out there?

Mar 17, 2015 at 02:37PM EDT

Commented on GamerGate

…………………………….I might have to do some digging through your tumblr page. Don’t ask why.

Mar 17, 2015 at 02:24PM EDT

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