Kewln00b The Manchild


Location: The Future

Joined Apr 10, 2012 at 11:55PM EDT



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What’s up, I’m a 21 year old straight male. A KISS army member since 2000, and a fan of MLP since 2011.
I’m here to “Grace” the internet with my presence *BOW DOWN TO THE KEWLN00B!!

Ace Frehley is my favorite guitarist, Barry Burton has more inspirational quotes than Einstein and Rainbow Dash is best pony. Beat that.

Recent Activity

Commented on Hehh

Nah, the older trolls were better because at the time Bronies were this big new thing that were challenging gender roles by being a bunch of grown men strolling around the internet going “I’m 27 and I love My Little Pony!”

Now that the whole shock has worn off it’s literally going after a group that stopped giving a fuck close to about 3 years now.

Dec 20, 2014 at 06:56PM EST

Commented on Hehh

These are the kinds of trolls we have to deal with these days? Damn, now I’m starting to miss the Youtube trolls of 2011 that would constantly make new accounts just so they could type “Bronies r fags” on all the Kyrospawn videos. Ah, memories.

Dec 19, 2014 at 10:35PM EST

Commented on Hatred Controversy

You know what’s sad? The trailer shows off smooth gameplay with innocents reacting quite realistically to the danger and gunfights with cops looking very tight and intense with those executions being to die for. 10 bucks says this game will be a glitchy unplayable mess.

Still buying it on sale tho.

Dec 19, 2014 at 02:10PM EST

Commented on 867.gif

You mean……Twilight is real?

Dec 09, 2014 at 03:35AM EST

Commented on Midwest Furfest Poison Gas Attack

I’m not a furry, but I find this to be just plain sad. Mainly because now this just reminds me why I never go to my Nerdy conventions up here in Chicago, because you have a higher chance of being killed. Hell, it’s why I never show off my nerdy things in the city as well!

Dec 09, 2014 at 03:32AM EST

Commented on 867.gif

Fuck those tags man, fuck those tags.

Dec 07, 2014 at 06:37PM EST

Commented on Ariana Grande

I feel like some people just shouldn’t make photoshop memes.

Dec 07, 2014 at 06:36PM EST

Commented on 2cute4you


Dec 01, 2014 at 10:12PM EST

Commented on /mlp/asta

It’s not everyday something like this happens but….OP delivered!

Nov 29, 2014 at 01:24PM EST

Commented on 17b.jpg

Wow, Ingram is going full McCarthy here….but then again he’s not claiming that Bronies will break the internet because Discord said ‘Friendship is Magic’……so, this could be a good hype he’s building since he doesn’t usually try conducting the hype train as often as she does.

Sounds like fun.

Nov 29, 2014 at 01:21PM EST

Commented on 72e.png

Oh boy Megasweet, now it’s only a matter of time until we get the Futa edit and it becomes 10% more nightmare inducing!

Nov 27, 2014 at 01:01PM EST

Commented on f00.jpg

Honestly….I think Celestia is cuter. MAINLY because now she’s kind of the underdog now since you’ll be hard pressed to find bronies who will claim that Celestia is cuter than Luna. Kinda like how I think Twilight is cuter than Fluttershy.

Wow, this is the least manly post I’ve ever made.

Nov 22, 2014 at 10:47PM EST

Commented on 126.png

Bad Touch? More like GOOD TOUCH! Oh wait, that’s sexual harassment…….but then again…..

Nov 22, 2014 at 02:49AM EST

Commented on ec9.jpg

I’m okay with this because 1. It doesn’t look like any pony I know from the show. 2. it looks fucking delicious.

Nov 20, 2014 at 12:31AM EST

Commented on 6d1.gif

IT WILL NEVER DIE! holds onto nostalgic memes

Nov 20, 2014 at 12:27AM EST

Commented on So close, yet so far

To be fair, Season 3 would’ve been 12-12 if they didn’t decide to pad out the season by adding in a 2 month hiatus between the majority of the season and like 2 or 3 more episodes.

Nov 18, 2014 at 05:12PM EST

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