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Joined Apr 10, 2012 at 11:55PM EDT


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About

What’s up, I’m a 21 year old straight male. A KISS army member since 2000, and a fan of MLP since 2011.
I’m here to “Grace” the internet with my presence *BOW DOWN TO THE KEWLN00B!!

Ace Frehley is my favorite guitarist, Barry Burton has more inspirational quotes than Einstein and Rainbow Dash is best pony. Beat that.


Recent Activity

Commented on "MMC was so much better than Twilight's Kingdom..."

I feel like this gif just doesn’t work honestly for what the OP is trying to get past. It worked for the Mass Effect original clip because well, Mass Effect 3 wasn’t well received by fans thanks to those last 15 minutes yet all the critics gave it great reviews. Which made people think that EA is paying critics (not uncommon in the gaming industry these days.) to give Mass Effect 3 good reviews.

Whereas this…..it just doesn’t work here.

Jul 30, 2014 at 12:22AM EDT

Commented on Moms Against Gaming

Troll or not, I’m glad I’m in my 20’s now. I don’t have to deal with my mom saying “NO! YOU CAN’T PLAY MASS EFFECT! IT HAS SIDE BOOB AND GUNS!”

But even then my mom was always cool when it came to video games. She got me Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance on my 10th Birthday.

Jul 30, 2014 at 12:11AM EDT

Commented on 388.jpeg

I know I sure as hell ship them. They seem to be friends which OBVIOUSLY means they’re fucking.

Jul 29, 2014 at 03:09PM EDT

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Ahh I love it when the numbers get ominous. Like that ‘Madame Pinkie’ thread that they made how many years ago where whatever your post ends with would be a specific fortune. Every time this one Anon posted Madame Pinkie told him to kill himself…..and she wouldn’t stop it.

Good thing this anon wasn’t right!

Jul 29, 2014 at 02:15AM EDT

Commented on "I think Rainbow Rocks will be good."

Pinkie Pie has always been more cringe inducing than funny.
Littlest Pet Shop has better songs.
Bronies try too hard to make people think they’re normal just because [insert celebrity here] showed up in a pony T-Shirt once.
I never cared for the idea of a My Little Pony fighting game.

I was going to say “Tabitha St. Germain isn’t that good of a voice actress” but I couldn’t bring myself to lie like that.

Jul 27, 2014 at 05:06PM EDT

Commented on 8bc.gif

Just check Derpibooru. Every other picture is probably porn.

Jul 27, 2014 at 05:42AM EDT

Commented on Season 20 Finale

Still not as bad as the Season 13 finale. From the Mandopony cameo to the Fluttershy upskirt Vampires to Sparity being made canon it was just one 45 minute Pandering session of Fanservice.

Jul 27, 2014 at 12:47AM EDT

Commented on Season 20 Finale

Hasbro confirmed that they would keep the show running another 5 years. Now, before you say anything, Generation 3 was a big fucking flop from start to finish but they kept that shit running for years. Now Generation 4 has been a success since day one, even IF the show were to start failing now they wouldn’t let this show go down this early.

Jul 27, 2014 at 12:44AM EDT

Commented on fda.jpg

Jesus Christ Applejack! Put some clothes on, there are children present!

Jul 27, 2014 at 12:39AM EDT

Commented on eeb.png

Well, there’s a reason why she had to wait so long for her own Kingdom.

Jul 26, 2014 at 01:19PM EDT

Commented on Code Geass

Pizza Hut? For those of us who watched it on Adult Swim we know it as “Blur Brand Pizza”

Jul 26, 2014 at 01:16PM EDT

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Hasbro shuts down the Fighting game but not the porn. Sometimes I just hate the whole “Well, it’s parody. We can’t do shit about it” policy.

Jul 24, 2014 at 01:39PM EDT

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I can answer most of those questions with either “Maaaaaaybe” or “Oh look, a Moose!”

If anything they should get those guys who worked with Hasbro at a Comic-Con panel again. They surprisingly made the Season 3 panel not suck at the NYCC due to how entertaining they were.

Jul 24, 2014 at 12:20AM EDT

Commented on d68.png

Wouldn’t be a a comment section without the obligatory “Season 4 is shit” post.

Jul 24, 2014 at 12:18AM EDT

Commented on Don't Get Mad Luna, Your Shirt Started It.

Princess Shirts are the best Shirts. People give the people who work on the comics shit but I can forgive all of their Gary Sombra’s, the OOC Princess Celestia and all of that shit for one thing…..Princess Luna’s Shirt.

Jul 22, 2014 at 11:55PM EDT

Commented on #LikeAGirl

I never know what to expect when I see something trending on KYM.

Jul 22, 2014 at 11:52PM EDT

Commented on 96d.jpg

False, I’ve seen a few episodes and never considered myself a fan of PPG as a kid…..yet I’m a brony somehow….I blame the cute ponies.

Jul 22, 2014 at 02:22PM EDT

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