Kewln00bs name isn't special
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Joined Apr 10, 2012 at 11:55PM EDT
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What’s up, I’m a 21 year old straight male. A KISS army member since 2000, and a fan of MLP since 2011.
I’m here to “Grace” the internet with my presence *BOW DOWN TO THE KEWLN00B!!
Ace Frehley is my favorite guitarist, Barry Burton has more inspirational quotes than Einstein and Rainbow Dash is best pony. Beat that.
I’ll give this the benefit of the doubt because usually when people decide to do the Forced Diversity in the humanization’s (the worst kind of Diversity!) they make Fluttershy a Muslim woman. Because they totally dress like that because they’re shy amirite Muslim women?
That Brony Dating Sim that needs like $8000 on Kickstarter that was about halfway funded in only a few days? Turns out the whole thing was just a scam/prank by these people.
So wait….did he actually admit it or are we just making up those last three panels?
>Makes a page like this.
What’s next OP are you going to name yourself “The Love Master” but then turn out to be a total loser when it comes to love?
I knew the retcon sister would be the one that appears instead of the other sisters. Cue Predator Laugh
I’m pretty sure I haven’t seen bronies hate breezies for being G3. Try harder.
We were all quite aware that “Flash Forward” was a fake.
Okay Imma be completely honest….I rarely ever see Furries bring furries into unrelated conversations.
Then obviously you haven’t been anywhere near a Middle or Highschool in the last 10 years.
Aww Claire’s growing up…..but it looks like she’s spending too much time around the bronies….
2011? Chances were this guy was probably one of those people who had a stroke when Twilicorn was revealed.
Don’t worry, she’s probably enjoying the SHIT out of these Royalties after G3 was a total flop.
Aww man, I was about to post a video response. But it turns out it’s fake. Now I can’t post it……wait, I still want to post it. I’m posting it.
Ahem, this is what I would’ve posted as a response if this were real
Unless……Applejack’s parents were Cowboy hat collectors. Each and every one of those hats belonged to their parents. And all those Bows belonged to Big Mac when he was a little pony, HEAD CANON ACCEPTED.
Yeah Sam Raimi was one of the worst people to get to direct a Spider-man film. He can make things light hearted and serious at the same time but he has no idea how it works.
“Oh, I don’t like Venom because he has no humanity” ~ Because he is an alien from outerspace attached to a very angry man.
“Oh I don’t want them to wear masks, I want to see my actor’s faces!” ~ Then obviously you shouldn’t be making a movie where the guy is trying to hide his identity from the world.
“A villain needs to be a great man who’s just misunderstood” ~ Umm…..Not when their main goal is to just steal money and destroy the city.
I don’t get it, yeah Flash Sentry was an incredibly boring throw away character that was most definitely thrown in at the last minute when they decided that they needed a cheesy romance subplot in the movie. But the fandom makes him out to be Hitler in pony form, I mean it could be worse.
A character like THIS could become a main character in season 5.
I don’t mind Tiarawhy either. Because I don’t really give a shit about most ‘brony famous’ people. Oh no, a porn artist! Not like there are absolutely none of those in the fandom whatsoever.
Nah I just finished.
The important tip is to never lift with your back. She is lifting with her back, she’s going to be sore in the morning.
I just want them self tying shoes.
That’s nice, but when I say I like ponies I mean just G4.
Cue epic rage from that one guy.
I hate leg day, but let’s be honest. Leg day is just as important as any other day. I know it’s hard at first, hell even harder than working the arms sometimes, but man does it make you look and feel good.
Look at how cynical this fanbase has gotten since Hasbro added wings to a Unicorn. Now a days even if you like Equestria Girls (I really didn’t) you can’t even say it without being downvoted into oblivion because it “Goes against the natural orders of the brony fandom!” expect to see this comment buried in 3….2….1.