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Joined Apr 10, 2012 at 11:55PM EDT



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What’s up, I’m a 21 year old straight male. A KISS army member since 2000, and a fan of MLP since 2011.
I’m here to “Grace” the internet with my presence *BOW DOWN TO THE KEWLN00B!!

Ace Frehley is my favorite guitarist, Barry Burton has more inspirational quotes than Einstein and Rainbow Dash is best pony. Beat that.

Recent Activity

Commented on #PotToBlame

Nancy Grace is still on the air and shows no signs of getting fired/quitting #PotToBlame?

Apr 18, 2014 at 11:32PM EDT

Commented on ac6.jpg

Damn, I just wonder how the Box Ghost died….

Apr 18, 2014 at 04:50AM EDT

Commented on Boyfriend Twins

You know I’m going to be completely honest here, when I saw the name of this I thought it was the title of a new Disney Channel Sitcom….

Apr 17, 2014 at 01:47PM EDT

Commented on a9c.jpg

……The best “My life with Twily” picture I’ve seen so far. Much better than the guy who put her in bondage gear and…..well it’s better left unsa-HE FUCKED THE PLUSH.

Apr 17, 2014 at 03:41AM EDT

Commented on e87.jpg

>Flash Sentry shows up

Apr 17, 2014 at 03:39AM EDT

Commented on Yo, Fryman!

I approve of anything that features one of the coolest Cartoon characters ever: Carl.

Apr 17, 2014 at 03:33AM EDT

Commented on 23d.png

It may not seem as much but in most Pegasus Establishments beauty is illegal. The more you know.

Apr 16, 2014 at 10:28PM EDT

Commented on Fake or Real?

I’m just looking at the tags “Virgin”. Sounds about right to me, don’t think fucking a doll is really losing your virginity. I mean would you really say one could lose their virginity with a sex doll let alone a little doll made for kids?

Apr 16, 2014 at 02:20PM EDT

Commented on JOFFREY'S DEAD!!!

Hooray! I thought I was going to be able to avoid spoilers from going to places that AREN’T Game of Thrones Related! But you guys got me good.

Apr 15, 2014 at 02:28PM EDT

Commented on abf.png

Wow, either that last quote is a mistranslation or Polish Pone is hardcore.

Apr 14, 2014 at 11:57PM EDT

Commented on Nancy Grace

Cancel Colbert was a serious campaign. Problem was, the people rallying for it knew literally jack shit about what they were campaigning for.

Apr 13, 2014 at 07:46PM EDT

Commented on Spaghetti Stories

You know, at first I never understood the whole “Spaghetti” stories. Yeah, they “Spill the Spaghetti” and it’s weird. But then one day I’m at a restaurant with my friends and the waitress gave me the spaghetti and my friend my steak. So we switched but I ended up spilling the Spaghetti all over him.

That’s when I realized what it was all about. It was such an awkward experience for both of us. An experience we both wished to forget. That’s all about how I gained an appreciation towards Spaghetti Stories… Literally Spilling Spaghetti.

Apr 13, 2014 at 04:29AM EDT

Commented on Nancy Grace

Finally, a Cancellation campaign to take out a show nobody wants! Why did we let CancelColbert trend for so long when we could’ve had CancelNancyGrace for years!

Apr 12, 2014 at 10:11PM EDT

Commented on 91a.png

Huh, $50 eh? Well, I spent $60 on Duke Nukem Forever when it came out. I can shell out $50 for a Rainbow Dash.

Apr 11, 2014 at 11:24PM EDT

Commented on #Aftersex

You know how some people try REALLY hard to make people know that they’re not virgins? Such as liking “Doggy Style” on Facebook and adding it to their interests? Well….this is the selfie for them!

Apr 10, 2014 at 08:48PM EDT

Commented on 54c.jpg

Only pony I cringe a little at when they’re made any non-white race in humanizations is Applejack. She just looks too…..I don’t know the word, mainly because the artists always give her the darkest skin yet they keep her bright blonde hair. I mean seriously I wouldn’t be so against this if THEY JUST CHANGED THE COLOR OF HER GODDAMN HAIR! I mean seriously there’s Black Southern people so yeah there can totally be one, just please change her hair color.

I just feel a little annoyed though when people decide that Rainbow Dash can ONLY be black (Yes, cause only black girls are athletic. Way to stereotype people!) or how Fluttershy NEEDS to be a Muslim (because you know, Muslim women wear those robes because they’re the shyest women on Earth! Not because it’s like their religion or anything.) With the other ponies anything goes.

Apr 10, 2014 at 03:13PM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

I think what helps people not want to purge the finale from existence is the fact that there’s no way that they’d make it so literally half of the season finale was a musical when in reality they should’ve been focusing on the story itself and not just trying to wrap up a Two Parter in one episode by using a few catchy songs.

Apr 10, 2014 at 04:35AM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Both the Fandom and Hatedom for My Little Pony are both very extreme things. Haters will downvote Pony comments, Bronies will downvote anti-pony comments. Haters will downvote anything that even resembles a pony and Bronies will downvote anything that resembles a negative opinion.

The circle of life…….Well, circle of life after October 10th 2010.

Apr 10, 2014 at 04:32AM EDT

Commented on 968.png

“Defeat Reigning champ Granny Smith” ~ I stopped reading right there.

Apr 09, 2014 at 10:28PM EDT

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